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nicola
Matriarch
Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice!
Unknown User
Be yourself at all times.
WannabeWordsmith
Writius Eroticus
Don't run with scissors.

Don't operate a shredder drunk.

Beware that 87.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

If nobody comes from the future to stop you from taking action, it must be a good decision.

Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 115 full stories, 10 micro-stories, and 2 poems with the following features:


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clum
Clumeleon
Do it tomorrow.
KimmiBeGood
Simple Scribbler
When life serves you lemons, squirt someone in the eyeball with them. You'll feel better
Jen
Charming as fuck
If in doubt, put it in the middle one.
kistinspencil
Voyeur @ f/64
Don't rent an AirB&B with an industrial grade wood chipper behind the garage
Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Dont leave the house without wearing knickers and a spare pair in your bag.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
TheSensualLady
❤️️🌹Elusive Enigma 🌹❤️️
Never apologize for being yourself.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
RonB1
Active Ink Slinger
Never take financial advice from your poor uncle
LikeToWrite
Active Ink Slinger
Hi Nicola. Sorry, but I couldn't resist saying this. smile

Never ask LushStories.Com members for advice.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
nicola
Matriarch
Quote by LikeToWrite
Hi Nicola. Sorry, but I couldn't resist saying this. smile

Never ask LushStories.Com members for advice.




What do you mean? There's some excellent advice being posted!
Unknown User
Never say never...
CKC
The General's Daughter
I'm asking for a friend.
AvidlyCurious
Cummunist / Mod
Always ask for a third opinion - and if you get asked, aim at 'AND', not 'OR'.
Curiosity is one of those insatiable passions that grow by gratification.
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Don't make decisions when you are angry or ecstatic
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Strive to be humble, or the rest of the world will strive to make you feel that way.
Ensorceled
Easily amused
Quote by LYFBUZ
Never take advice from strangers.


Never take advice from someone whose name appears to be an acronym smile

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Buz
The Linebacker
Never touch the underside of a table in a public place.
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Tinker Bell
If you can’t be kind ~ be quiet.
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/famished-1
CarltonStJames
Trust people to be themselves...
Always remember that life isn't black and white. Nuance prevails in almost all scenarios.

My last published story: Ho For The Holidays
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Better come to terms with it now, as your comb-over will not last either.


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BradCarpenter
Active Ink Slinger
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work and just annoys the pig.
CarltonStJames
Trust people to be themselves...
Telling someone 'be yourself' is not the best advice to give if they have been failing when it comes to dating. Tell them to analyze themselves and change any toxic or off-putting behaviors they have.

Encourage them to be the best version of themselves instead.

My last published story: Ho For The Holidays
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Always keep a trash bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full you can always throw it out the window. (Courtesy of Steve Martin)