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nicola
Matriarch
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Not about anything in particular.

Give me random advice!
WannabeWordsmith
Writius Eroticus
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Don't run with scissors.

Don't operate a shredder drunk.

Beware that 87.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

If nobody comes from the future to stop you from taking action, it must be a good decision.

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clum
Clumeleon
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Do it tomorrow.
KimmiBeGood
Simple Scribbler
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When life serves you lemons, squirt someone in the eyeball with them. You'll feel better
Jen
Charming as fuck
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If in doubt, put it in the middle one.
kistinspencil
Voyeur @ f/64
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Don't rent an AirB&B with an industrial grade wood chipper behind the garage
Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Dont leave the house without wearing knickers and a spare pair in your bag.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

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TheSensualLady
❤️️🌹Elusive Enigma 🌹❤️️
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Never apologize for being yourself.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
RonB1
Active Ink Slinger
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Never take financial advice from your poor uncle
LikeToWrite
Active Ink Slinger
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Hi Nicola. Sorry, but I couldn't resist saying this. smile

Never ask LushStories.Com members for advice.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
nicola
Matriarch
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Quote by LikeToWrite
Hi Nicola. Sorry, but I couldn't resist saying this. smile

Never ask LushStories.Com members for advice.




What do you mean? There's some excellent advice being posted!
CKC
The General's Daughter
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I'm asking for a friend.
AvidlyCurious
Partner-in-Lust / Cummunist
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Always ask for a third opinion - and if you get asked, aim at 'AND', not 'OR'.
Curiosity is one of those insatiable passions that grow by gratification.
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
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Don't make decisions when you are angry or ecstatic
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
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Strive to be humble, or the rest of the world will strive to make you feel that way.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
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Never take advice from strangers.
Ensorceled
Easily amused
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Never take advice from strangers.


Never take advice from someone whose name appears to be an acronym smile

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Unknown User
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Never try to ride a MOOSE!


(some people have really tried it)
Buz
The Linebacker
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Never touch the underside of a table in a public place.
pixie72
Tinker Bell
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If you can’t be kind ~ be quiet.
Please read my naughty new Micro.

~Famished~

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/famished-1

CarltonStJames
...
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Always remember that life isn't black and white. Nuance prevails in almost all scenarios.

My last published story: Good For Nothing

noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Better come to terms with it now, as your comb-over will not last either.


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BradCarpenter
Active Ink Slinger
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Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work and just annoys the pig.
CarltonStJames
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Telling someone 'be yourself' is not the best advice to give if they have been failing when it comes to dating. Tell them to analyze themselves and change any toxic or off-putting behaviors they have.

Encourage them to be the best version of themselves instead.

My last published story: Good For Nothing

Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
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Always keep a trash bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full you can always throw it out the window. (Courtesy of Steve Martin)