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How to be a Woman

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
- Be fit
- Be slim
- Be feminine
- Be able to clean + cook
- Don’t swear
- Don’t nag
- Smile
- Have kids
- Have long hair
- Barely wear makeup
- Be modest
- Wear dresses
- Submit to a worthy man
- Get married

Don’t let degeneracy take away your femininity!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by sprite
- Be fit
- Be slim
- Be feminine
- Be able to clean + cook
- Don’t swear
- Don’t nag
- Smile
- Have kids
- Have long hair
- Barely wear makeup
- Be modest
- Wear dresses
- Submit to a worthy man
- Get married

Don’t let degeneracy take away your femininity!


Perfect! Those are exactly a man's ideas of what a woman should be.
ladyblue69
Sitting at the edge of darkness
Sorry, is that the Disney version?
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)

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RunningWoman
Active Ink Slinger
What is some one putting together a manual?
Unknown User
Okay, what have you done with Rachel?
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
7 out of 14. Hmmmm... Where's the How to be a Man list? Maybe I'd do better with that one!
Samantha32
Active Ink Slinger
OH MY FUCKING GOD . what an absolute idiot question and List gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ........................................... nature / biology or your god makes you female ....
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Samantha32
OH MY FUCKING GOD . what an absolute idiot question and List gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ........................................... nature / biology or your god makes you female ....


Man is my God. As a woman, I exist only to serve him. I am sad that other women have such trouble finding their proper place.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
lilwhipp
Just a Girl in the World
my virtue is hurting
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
There's a good movie on Netflix today.


ladyblue69
Sitting at the edge of darkness
Well since I can never get a video to post in the forums here is the URL.


https://youtu.be/FjKQB5KDuJY

I will have on my wall as well.

Enjoy Sprite.............

Oh and in response to the list.
- Be fit working on it
- Be slim never have been, probably never will be what society considers this to be..
- Be feminine not sure what the definition actually is.....
- Be able to clean + cook yes, but not as much as I probably should. I can get gear lube stains out of jeans tho and I can bake some wicked pie, cookies, breads etc...
- Don’t swear again, another definition issue. I use english, some words others find offensive which can be construed as swearing
- Don’t nag I am not a horse, does that count?
- Smile This I can do and try to do often, I even have the laugh lines starting!!!! I know many men that smile too, does that make them a woman?
- Have kids Was capable once (in my younger years) but chose not to for many reasons....
- Have long hair Yes, my hair has not been cut shorte than just below my shoulders since 1973
- Barely wear makeup Have not worn any since about 1978, unless you count lip balm, then that I use on a daily basis
- Be modest Modest how, in dress? in actions? tough one for me to answer, I think I am by my actions....
- Wear dresses oh lord, I bought a knit jersy tank top dress a couple years ago, have never worn it. That is the only one I own. Was so very happy in about 1972 when the school would allow us to wear slacks.
- Submit to a worthy man what makes a man worthy? If it is because he wants you to conform to the above or to his version of a woman and wants you to change to fit that, then no he is not worthy of you! He should accept you as you are! Grease under your nails and all!
- Get married Not for everyone, but I did do so, found a man that complimented my personality and had a similar sense of humor. One that would protect me if I needed protecting and one that would take care of me when sick. Likewise, I have done the same for him.... He also appreciates that I am not afraid of getting dirty, of opening the hood of the car or the cover of the furnace, can light the water heater and I have never lost eyebrows in doing so.


Don’t let degeneracy take away your femininity!

Now where is the list of how to be a man, perhaps I would fit that one better!
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)

I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
ladyblue69
Sitting at the edge of darkness
I forget this as well, probably a bit more in line with lush.
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)

I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
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Quote by Green_Man
There's a good movie on Netflix today.




I saw The Stepford Wives with a few friends several years ago. Changed my life in a way i hadn't expected. It might be worthwhile to watch it again to see how it's held up.
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Sprite - what year are we talking about?

Oh can the ladies of lush do a mans list please please smile We’d need a collaboration room made it would probably take us quite a while LoL
Unknown User
Okay, I saw the tweet that Rach probably got that from and the subsequent tweets by the same guy and, yeah, what a piece of work. I am now quite sure that Rachel posted that ironically.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by seeker4
Okay, I saw the tweet that Rach probably got that from and the subsequent tweets by the same guy and, yeah, what a piece of work. I am now quite sure that Rachel posted that ironically.


thought it would be fun to see what kind of replies we got here. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Quote by sprite


thought it would be fun to see what kind of replies we got here. smile


I’m enjoying them smile
Grace
Force of Nature
Quote by sprite
- Be fit
- Be slim
- Be feminine
- Be able to clean + cook
- Don’t swear
- Don’t nag
- Smile
- Have kids
- Have long hair
- Barely wear makeup
- Be modest
- Wear dresses
- Submit to a worthy man
- Get married

Don’t let degeneracy take away your femininity!


How do I stand?

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
scottob1234
Active Ink Slinger
Maybe my testosterone levels are dropping, i made too many on the list.
BradCarpenter
Active Ink Slinger
My flux capicator is broken. How am I going to get back to 2019 from 1955?
JefferyB
Active Ink Slinger
I saw a Home Economics text book from 1955. Sprite's list looks like it came from that book.

The only one missing was 'keep the children quiet when your man comes home from work. He's had a difficult day and needs to relax."

Good humor, Sprite!
nicola
Matriarch


Best. Thread. Ever!
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by sprite
- Be fit
- Be slim
- Be feminine
- Be able to clean + cook
- Don’t swear
- Don’t nag
- Smile
- Have kids
- Have long hair
- Barely wear makeup
- Be modest
- Wear dresses
- Submit to a worthy man
- Get married

Don’t let degeneracy take away your femininity!


Mom! Almost. But mom has never submitted to anyone. She doesn't nag either. She gives orders.
lifetooshort4bs
Space Force Deserter
I'd wear it, but I'd vomit on it every time...

"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were, but without it we go nowhere.”
― Carl Sagan
ladyblue69
Sitting at the edge of darkness

I FINALLY FOUND A GUY WHO WANTS ME FOR MY BRAINS!
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)

I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
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"For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone" ~ Audrey Hepburn

We know that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", but we forget that we are the beholders. Instead we hope that someone will come and see in us what we cannot see ourselves. We have to believe that beauty is not only in our form, but in our hearts also. Like diamonds, we are and always have been beautiful. And as diamonds we must be willing to be found, to be cut even and to be polished.

Keep your skin soft and glowing, trim your nails and your hair. People see in your grooming your opinion of yourself. Make an effort always to be at your most attractive but be careful of becoming a slave to looks. Appearance, despite what we are told, is not the most important thing. Think about the people you love most dearly; is it their physical beauty you treasure or the beauty of who they are?

Your body is truly a temple, therefore treat yourself with the utmost respect. Eat well, do not overindulge and make your health a priority. Find an activity that you enjoy that will also help you keep supple and strong. There is a crushing pressure to be a certain shape but do not give in to it. Let your body settle into its natural curves and cherish them--believe me when I say that there is beauty in every natural body shape. However, if you know that you are truly obese or underweight, take steps to bring your body to its healthiest weight.

Take the time to ask how people are. Smile with genuine warmth always and welcome everyone with your eyes. Grow in empathy, learn to feel with people, to simply be with them.

Show grace. Forgive all wrongs. This doesn't mean what was done to you was right. If you choose to be bitter, you'll be a slave to what someone else thought, said, did.

Choose to feel strongly, even when it hurts. Take courage and live passionately. Be wise in what you do but be willing to take risks in love. Be alive!

Pursue your deepest interests, pour time into your worthiest dreams. Offer a kind word every day. Always tell the people closest to you that you love them.

Do not use people. Love them. Do not judge people. Love them. If someone wanders off the path, help them. Be merciful to everyone and be humble. We are all weak.

You need love. Seek it but don't pin your life on the approval of others. Simply be the best that you can be. Strength is not measured in hardness. The truly courageous woman faces her deepest hurts and fears. To reveal your beauty, to believe it you must be strong. You must be strong to be vulnerable, to be soft and to weep.

Speak the truth. Live the truth. The truth is absolute, not subjective.

Please note: This was a small portion of what a women should be found on an alternative site, which truly speaks the truth. Let's see who can follow a few of these guidelines.
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