I'm a bit crazy to begin with! I believe in life in all its weird and crazy forms. However, I tend to like pillows to cuddle and squeeze. I tend read books that I would want to write. I like to masturbate in the morning when dreams are of vivid fantasies. I love the feel of water and rain, but never made luv in the rain.
If you sit in my office chair and adjust the chair height, lumbar support, or the arm rests ... I WILL go bat shit crazy on your ass! ;)
if i'm mad at someone i'll put a distance between them and i
I take pictures of people when they stupidly stare at me
Though she be but little, she is fierce.
I have a huge "man crush" on Justin Timberlake.
If I were an MMA fighter. I would use the song King Of the Mountain from KISS!!!.
Once you get to know me. You will learn many more crazy things about me.
I was an archaeologist until it became clear that acting like Indiana Jones was not ok.
I can sing, and I can play the guitar..... but I can't do them both at the same time. LOL I forget the words, or I mess up the music.
I take everything far too seriously, I find stupid things funny and can't stop laughing, I always laugh at my own jokes and despite being too open and too loud when I get to know someone, I'm really shy at first. Also, I still love to watch Count Duckula!
I hate the sound of other people eating. Most of the time it's not so bad but if I think about it too much I find an excuse to leave
I have VERY ticklish gums. That little scrubber thing the dentist uses will have me LOL when it touches my gums! I HATE going to dentist.
I have a constant high-pitched squeal inside my head (G9 = 12,543.84 Hz), and consequently have no need of tuning devices for my instruments. I can tell you my systolic blood pressure within 5 points by listening to the volume of the squeal.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Some days {Mostly rainy ones} I like to close all my shades and pop popcorn watch movies all day until late in the evening be lazy order a pizza and just watch them until I pass out. This is great fun with someone else. Usually sex happens through out all this. ;3
I also like playing music and singing to them like I'm a pro. >_>
I like to sing and dance around my house.
I have a photographic memory, but only for very specific things. for example, I can remember the scent and taste of every woman I've ever been with.
How's that for a T.M.I. moment? 
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