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Anyone tried a sex doll?

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Nien unst not. Ich spreche deutsch und du hast eine bratwurst



You speak very good translator German, und you don't have a bratwurst.

Borrring borrring borrring. Ok I'm done.
Have a nice fake day though...smiles
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No I haven't, I like the real deal.....
colin123
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Why not, my wife got one for me for when she is away. It is a blow up model with a removable pussy and arse, no different to a fleshlight really. can be dressed in lingerie and is nice when wife is away.
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Why would you NOT try one of these?!?!?! For $30 on Amazon, you can have all of the torso action you've ever dreamed of.



(I could have this fucker on THURSDAY!)
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colin123
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For that price it will be a small hand held one
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For that price it will be a small hand held one


It's miniature but not tiny. Some helpful user posted a picture. The "love canal" is 6 inches long, so if you hit the back, you've bypassed the stomach and are now poking at her lungs.


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colin123
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Yes, I have had several, my wife enjoys watching me fuck one while she pleasures herself.
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Here's a website for you

https://www.racyme.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzb_T5vrl6QIVzJyzCh0FrAOuEAAYASAAEgIow_D_BwE

And believe it or not... they're having a sale!


i like the Jennifer - only $2100. mostly, though, i want to use it as a giant dress up doll, not as a sex toy

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i like the Jennifer - only $2100. mostly, though, i want to use it as a giant dress up doll, not as a sex toy




An excellent choice, Sprite.

I feel certain that if you have the $2,100, Racyme won't care what you do with the doll.

I'm certain she'd be a great friend during quarantine.
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No.


But then I know of a certain character that filled his Inflatable Doll with warm water.

When it ruptured he had a new Water-Bed.
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Whatever you do with or without a sex doll don't throw one somewhere in the bushes when you're done with it. It's likely to scare the shit out of people.

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colin123
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I have a good sex life but still have a doll. It is a blow up one with nice removable pussy/arse. My wife likes her dildo and vibrators occasionally and she likes me to fuck my doll.
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Yes as a raft lol
colin123
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Have tried a couple, my wife likes to watch, blow up doll with removable pussy was my favourite. Just use this now.
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I would if a) they weren't so expensive, and b) I was able to get one made to look like Jane (or as close to her as I could).

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I am a sex doll
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I am a sex doll


That is going to get you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many profile hits! smile

Just once. The sex was just awful and she couldnt make a cup of tea. Sold her on Ebay as used once with very low mileage.
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Wasn't there an episode of 'House' and a key plot point was about a guy and his 'relationship' with his sex doll?
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Not gonna lie. I would fuck this thing.



I wouldn't ask it how it's day was though... Plus I'm sure cleaning and maintaining the thing is probably really annoying. And what it anyone ever saw it... Or like you die and your family finds it in your house lol

🤣 Imagine going to clear out dear departed Grandads house, to find this thing in his cupboard. Oh, dear.

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Barbies can be fun, but you have to make sure their toenails are trimmed -- and DON'T FORGET TO TAKE OFF THE SHOES!

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Barbies can be fun, but you have to make sure their toenails are trimmed -- and DON'T FORGET TO TAKE OFF THE SHOES!

rolleyes

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Quote by kistinspencil

Barbies can be fun, but you have to make sure their toenails are trimmed -- and DON'T FORGET TO TAKE OFF THE SHOES!

rolleyes

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I still own a 12-inch Farrah Fawcett barbie. biggrin Slighty Used. redface Make an offer ... smile

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My friend bought one chubby sex doll Nicola with big boobs from sexdollpartner. I saw her once. I think she is so realistic. And her breasts touch as soft and real as a woman. I am thinking to buy one and play with her on my own😊

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Sex is so much more than a receptacle! I mean the sounds the breathing the feel the taste! How can silicon ever match that or AI. How many woman (the nun) are waiting for a real hard man in real life to make all their sexual fantasies come true? And now we have to compete with the perfect woman? One who sits and waits for YOU to say when and never speaks. I am incredibly sad right now. I mean dildos are ok.. but a real juicy penis attached to a real man wins every time. I’m going back to the nunnery.

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No but it would be fun to not be rejected

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No but it would be fun to not be rejected

Snort the nun senses a lie like u have ever been rejected lol

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Watch Lars and the Real Girl. It's touching.