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Nien unst not. Ich spreche deutsch und du hast eine bratwurst
You speak very good translator German, und you don't have a bratwurst.
Borrring borrring borrring. Ok I'm done.
Have a nice fake day though...smiles
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For that price it will be a small hand held one
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And believe it or not... they're having a sale!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
i like the Jennifer - only $2100. mostly, though, i want to use it as a giant dress up doll, not as a sex toy
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Not gonna lie. I would fuck this thing.
I wouldn't ask it how it's day was though... Plus I'm sure cleaning and maintaining the thing is probably really annoying. And what it anyone ever saw it... Or like you die and your family finds it in your house lol
🤣 Imagine going to clear out dear departed Grandads house, to find this thing in his cupboard. Oh, dear.
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If I was living alone, might get one. The higher end ones seems quite realistic now. Of course, hopefully not as realistic as in a certain micro of mine.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/new-years-eve-with-my-christmas-present
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
Sex is so much more than a receptacle! I mean the sounds the breathing the feel the taste! How can silicon ever match that or AI. How many woman (the nun) are waiting for a real hard man in real life to make all their sexual fantasies come true? And now we have to compete with the perfect woman? One who sits and waits for YOU to say when and never speaks. I am incredibly sad right now. I mean dildos are ok.. but a real juicy penis attached to a real man wins every time. I’m going back to the nunnery.