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This cracked me up, thought I'd share:

It seems something's not being said here.

I think I would cancel the contract after, say, the first dozen or two attempts.
That's too funny!!
What a great job...anyone taking applications? Ha!


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
HA!!!!!! That was a funny read!!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

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lol that was just way too funny
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In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
A friendly neighbor always says....

Just let me know if you'd like help with ANYTHING around the house.
LOL! Talk about being friendly with the neighbors!
I think that was the most cheapest way to just bang the neighbor's hot wife. LOL!!!
Hahaha I laughed so hard when I read this...what a bunch of tools! lol
Think about it, he went into the contract with two kids. He entered and held up his part of the contract and had no previous knowledge he didn't have the goods to fulfill the contract. This was do to his wife's little bit of info she forgot to tell, she was riding some other comboy. Sounds like the guy's wife provide the pay back since she continue to let him try to fulfill the contract when she knew he had not fathered and children with her.
Here's another:

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Oh lord.WwKD19foa5UW1sP4