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Insects are totally cool but butterflies will fuck you up

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Not the greatest thread to happen upon when you can't sleep, but this insect amused me for obvious reasons.

The Antlion also known as Doodlebugs (At least I didn't eat ants when I was young and have not tried nectar or pollen yet).

I grew up mostly in Texas, so daddy longlegs have always fascinated me. Back in the mid-80s, my wife and I were in the market for our first home, so we toured various new subdivisions around Austin. One day, we were in a partially-completed house in an area on the edge of the Hill Country, when I switched on the light in one of the bathrooms. The bathtub was literally filled with what looked like 100,000 daddy longlegs involved in a strange dance. The entire tub was pulsating with them. My wife immediately left the premises. She has never forgotten that.
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My tardigrade can out-badass any of your insects, Rachel!




It can...

survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms. They can withstand temperature ranges from 1 K (−458 °F; −272 °C) (close to absolute zero) to about 420 K (300 °F; 150 °C),[10] pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space. They can go without food or water for more than 30 years, drying out to the point where they are 3% or less water, only to rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.

Find an insect that can do all THAT!


They're badass indeed, but not insects.


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They're badass indeed, but not insects.


Where did she say that they are? Her post actually strongly implies that they aren't...
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Where did she say that they are? Her post actually strongly implies that they aren't...


Where did I say that she said they are? Her post is about tardigrades in a thread about insects.


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Here's one feeding on a poor innocent girl ...


Well, this thread seriously fucked me up. I've never "noped" away from somewhere so fast...
For me spider's are probably the scariest thing ever even if they arent insects but this comes in a close second.

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LOL little bugger
3 some



how did this turn into insect porn?
Sadly we dont get many different varieties of butterflies here in the UK to my knowledge. I dont even see many red admirals or the rather more common white cauliflower. Nice to see in the garden on a sunny day.



The giant earthworm is not an insect, obviously, but an Annelid. Still, I'm imagining the fish hook (and the fish) necessary to require this bait. And the boat necessary to haul a bucket of them. So much for size not mattering.



The one on the left is an Ant!
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”



On a serious note.... you can actually buy your own ant colony. Ant colony starter packs - Queen ant plus 20 worker ants, along with formicariums and accessories for less that £100.00. I saw a few at a trade show a couple of weeks ago while buying some food - Crickets and mealworms for my tarantulas.

https://www.britishants.com

Supposedly they are quite easy to keep. Not my scene though, I prefer the hairier and more scarier kind, but each to his own!

This is a Mexican Flame Knee and we call her 'Sexy Legs'

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Butterflies are also insects

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And for the record (and despite what my daughters wrongly think), daddy longlegs are not the most venomous spider in the world, but cannot bite into humans because their fangs are too small. They are not even venomous! THEY ARE NOT EVEN SPIDERS!!! They are arachnids, so I guess they aren't insects either.



Daddy Long Legs refers to two different animals. Daddy Long Legs is also a name for the Cranefly, which is a fly (Diptera). The Daddy Long Legs Spider is an Arachnid, hence a spider.

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Daddy Long Legs refers to two different animals. Daddy Long Legs is also a name for the Cranefly, which is a fly (Diptera). The Daddy Long Legs Spider is an Arachnid, hence a spider.

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Spiders are a subspecies (I don't know the scientific jargon) of arachnids. You can be an arachnid without being a spider. Scorpions, for instance, are arachnids. So are Daddy long leg spiders. Being venomous is a defining characteristic of spiders - Daddy long leg spiders aren't.
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On a serious note.... you can actually buy your own ant colony. Ant colony starter packs - Queen ant plus 20 worker ants, along with formicariums and accessories for less that £100.00. I saw a few at a trade show a couple of weeks ago while buying some food - Crickets and mealworms for my tarantulas.

https://www.britishants.com

Supposedly they are quite easy to keep. Not my scene though, I prefer the hairier and more scarier kind, but each to his own!

This is a Mexican Flame Knee and we call her 'Sexy Legs'



I love tarantulas (I don't have a pet one)! Like a decade ago, my wife and I were hiking in Picket Wire Canyon (dinosaurs tracks!) during tarantula migration season, where the males are wandering around looking to get laid. We saw over 20 of them. Scary, but so beautiful. I grew unafraid enough over the afternoon to get really close to several of them, though I never picked one up. The colors are amazing.
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I love tarantulas (I don't have a pet one)! Like a decade ago, my wife and I were hiking in Picket Wire Canyon (dinosaurs tracks!) during tarantula migration season, where the males are wandering around looking to get laid. We saw over 20 of them. Scary, but so beautiful. I grew unafraid enough over the afternoon to get really close to several of them, though I never picked one up. The colors are amazing.


Lucky. I've hiked once in an area where they were native but it was the wrong time of year. Would have loved to see one in the wild.