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Her Royal Spriteness
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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
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"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Our new mascot, Noll Muncher:
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Oh dear, dirty old uncle Muncher. Such a hipster. He claims to have been eating pussy before there were even pussies.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Raised on Blackroot
If it's that far into the future, shouldn't there be true virtual reality Lush Sex Rooms as well?
Live out one of Ashleigh's stories perhaps?
You're missing an entire futuristic plot line dude.
Live out one of Ashleigh's stories perhaps?
You're missing an entire futuristic plot line dude.
Active Ink Slinger
Awesome news!!!
Bug
Wait. What?
Noll-a-saurus is our new mascot and we're going 4-D?
I'm going to have to buy a new computer, aren't I?
Noll-a-saurus is our new mascot and we're going 4-D?
I'm going to have to buy a new computer, aren't I?
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by MadMartigan
If it's that far into the future, shouldn't there be true virtual reality Lush Sex Rooms as well?
Live out one of Ashleigh's stories perhaps?
You're missing an entire futuristic plot line dude.
we're working on it, no worries!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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I'm going to have to buy a new computer, aren't I?
No, unless you want to smell Uncle Munchie's breath. And his cloaca for that matter as he can't wipe it with his short arms. It's actually kinda revealing about the person who decided to take him on as mascot I think. To each their kink I guess.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Coco Pop
I don't get it. I also don't know why I'm awake at 3am. Can I have lemonade?
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by browncoffee
I don't get it. I also don't know why I'm awake at 3am. Can I have lemonade?
go back to bed before i spank you. sheesh.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Troublemaker
Well that's great news and Gav of course is a God but now can we get back to the important stuff?
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Like...
Coco Pop
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go back to bed before i spank you. sheesh.
Yes, your highness.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by LYFBUZ
Well that's great news and Gav of course is a God but now can we get back to the important stuff?
Like...
Life expectancy of LYFBUZ = 3 hours, give or take.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Raised on Blackroot
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Life expectancy of LYFBUZ = 3 hours, give or take.
I mean. He's gotta point. And I don't give anyone credit for nuthin.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Life expectancy of LYFBUZ = 3 hours, give or take.
What does that even mean now that Lush goes 4D, having conquered space and time?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Troublemaker
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I don't get it. I also don't know why I'm awake at 3am. Can I have lemonade?
Its simple miss coffee 2392 = CLONES!!!!!!!!
The Linebacker
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So...
A little back ground, first.
As you know, Gav has been not only our main tech monkey, but our only tech monkey since the sites inception. It's been suggested, on occasion, that it would be nice to get him help - perhaps a sexy assistant, or savvy tech monkey Junior or even a wee magical fairy girl with a bit of knowledge around techy stuff. Every time, he's replied with "Any one touches anything, I'll feed 'em to the Kangas. Now, plunk that Sprite girl into my monkey cave so I can have a go at her bottom with my digeridoo." (some things are best left unspoken of).
Recently, however, Gav's load has gotten pretty crazy, so, in order to preserve the pristine code that he's implemented while still keeping the improvements coming, he came up with a solution: an upgrade. We're calling him Gav 2.0 although, he insists that we call him Emperor Gav to his face (except for me - he makes me call him "Master Gav" while prostrating myself naked at his feet and cleaning his armor with my tongue until it shines. Really not sure what that's all about, but apparently, it's in his contract - gonna have to have a work with Nicola one of these days...
Couple this with the fact that our facility in Scotsdale, AZ, has become cramped. There's just too many mods these days and they're all tripping over each other to the point of not being able to get much down. It didn't help that Ruthie burned down the east wing where my office resides, either. She claims it was an accident, but there is actual video footage of her lobbing a molotov cocktail through my picture window while extending her middle finger and crying out "Take that, you nazi bitch!" Remind me to revoke her drinking privledges...
So, long story short, we needed a new locale. Gav 2.0... Sorry. Master Gav... *lick lick lick* come up with a solution that none of us had even considered, sparking off a new, and incredibly expensive new project (hint hint) that sort of took a few strange turns and resulted in...
LushStories 4D! we bypassed 3D and virtual reality and conquered time and space, building several new offices (i'll post photos soon, for those interested) in varied locations throughout the space-time continuum.
What does that mean for me, the lush user, you may ask. Several things. With time travel, your stories should be modded faster. In fact, it will be possible to publish stories before they are even written. Also, we will be opening membership for anyone past, present, and future, as well as those from distant planets (the main lush office is currently orbiting Alpha Centari in the year 2392.
A few other things. As soon as the dust settles a little, we will be creating a new section that deals with the 4D aspect of lush that will keep you updated on changes, new staffing, and new features. Hopefully the launch will be relatively smooth, in the mean time, thanks for your patience (except for Hannah, who's patience was close to non-existance!) and I hope you enjoy the new site!
I've been to the future. Men can have 4 hour rections without having to go to the emergency room at the hospital. Erectile dysfunction has been eradicated. All women have DDD breasts implants, especially you, Sprite. We're talking DDDDD! So, you will be horizontally longer than you are tall. Women and men no longer age. You choose the age you want to be. Nicola is chairman of the Economic Power Eight nations. Lushstories has passed Apple, Nike, and Walmart. Sprite is in charge of inter-Galactic defense and is known as Space Marshal Sprite. And I, Buz Bono am World Dictator and wear really cool uniforms with lots of medals and ribbons.
Top Shot
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I don't get it. I also don't know why I'm awake at 3am. Can I have lemonade?
I'll get you a Hannah, stat, H. I don't get it either, I'm just happy that HRS is not in this Jen's bed, as her "Location" indicates.
I am, however, terribly worried about the other Jen. Then again, she's Scottish, so...she's probably good. Scots will kill you six ways to Sunday and then make your relatives clean up the blood.
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Wild at Heart
Quote by sprite
So...
A little back ground, first.
As you know, Gav has been not only our main tech monkey, but our only tech monkey since the sites inception. It's been suggested, on occasion, that it would be nice to get him help - perhaps a sexy assistant, or savvy tech monkey Junior or even a wee magical fairy girl with a bit of knowledge around techy stuff. Every time, he's replied with "Any one touches anything, I'll feed 'em to the Kangas. Now, plunk that Sprite girl into my monkey cave so I can have a go at her bottom with my digeridoo." (some things are best left unspoken of).
Recently, however, Gav's load has gotten pretty crazy, so, in order to preserve the pristine code that he's implemented while still keeping the improvements coming, he came up with a solution: an upgrade. We're calling him Gav 2.0 although, he insists that we call him Emperor Gav to his face (except for me - he makes me call him "Master Gav" while prostrating myself naked at his feet and cleaning his armor with my tongue until it shines. Really not sure what that's all about, but apparently, it's in his contract - gonna have to have a work with Nicola one of these days...
Couple this with the fact that our facility in Scotsdale, AZ, has become cramped. There's just too many mods these days and they're all tripping over each other to the point of not being able to get much down. It didn't help that Ruthie burned down the east wing where my office resides, either. She claims it was an accident, but there is actual video footage of her lobbing a molotov cocktail through my picture window while extending her middle finger and crying out "Take that, you nazi bitch!" Remind me to revoke her drinking privledges...
So, long story short, we needed a new locale. Gav 2.0... Sorry. Master Gav... *lick lick lick* come up with a solution that none of us had even considered, sparking off a new, and incredibly expensive new project (hint hint) that sort of took a few strange turns and resulted in...
LushStories 4D! we bypassed 3D and virtual reality and conquered time and space, building several new offices (i'll post photos soon, for those interested) in varied locations throughout the space-time continuum.
What does that mean for me, the lush user, you may ask. Several things. With time travel, your stories should be modded faster. In fact, it will be possible to publish stories before they are even written. Also, we will be opening membership for anyone past, present, and future, as well as those from distant planets (the main lush office is currently orbiting Alpha Centari in the year 2392.
A few other things. As soon as the dust settles a little, we will be creating a new section that deals with the 4D aspect of lush that will keep you updated on changes, new staffing, and new features. Hopefully the launch will be relatively smooth, in the mean time, thanks for your patience (except for Hannah, who's patience was close to non-existance!) and I hope you enjoy the new site!
Wild at Heart
Quote by MadMartigan
I mean. He's gotta point. And I don't give anyone credit for nuthin.
The design around the words "the dark" in your signature looks like a nose. That's all I ever focus on when I see your sig. A nose. I'm tempted to read it just to see if it's about a hooker that needs coke or something. Just to see if the design of your sig makes sense.
Site administrator
I dont understand the announcement and I checked the date; its not 1st April. Anyone care to translate for me?
Charming as fuck
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I'll get you a Hannah, stat, H. I don't get it either, I'm just happy that HRS is not in this Jen's bed, as her "Location" indicates.
I am, however, terribly worried about the other Jen. Then again, she's Scottish, so...she's probably good. Scots will kill you six ways to Sunday and then make your relatives clean up the blood.
Don't you worry, I'm most definitely all good
Braveheart has a lot to answer for. These days, the Scots are too busy being a nation of lovers, thinkers, writers and philosophers.
And drinkers. There is always time for beer.
Quote by simplyjohn
I dont understand the announcement and I checked the date; its not 1st April. Anyone care to translate for me?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_hunt
A snipe hunt is a type of practical joke, in existence in North America as early as the 1840s, in which an unsuspecting newcomer is duped into trying to catch a non-existent animal called a snipe. While snipe comprise an actual family of birds, the snipe hunt is a quest for an imaginary creature whose description varies...
Raised on Blackroot
Quote by Magical_felix
The design around the words "the dark" in your signature looks like a nose. That's all I ever focus on when I see your sig. A nose. I'm tempted to read it just to see if it's about a hooker that needs coke or something. Just to see if the design of your sig makes sense.
I was going to think up a Felix style retort, but shit you got me licked. Now I'm seeing a nose and I can't I see it. Fuck me.
In a roundabout way though, you're not too far off.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by sprite
So...
A little back ground, first.
As you know, Gav has been not only our main tech monkey, but our only tech monkey since the sites inception. It's been suggested, on occasion, that it would be nice to get him help - perhaps a sexy assistant, or savvy tech monkey Junior or even a wee magical fairy girl with a bit of knowledge around techy stuff. Every time, he's replied with "Any one touches anything, I'll feed 'em to the Kangas. Now, plunk that Sprite girl into my monkey cave so I can have a go at her bottom with my digeridoo." (some things are best left unspoken of).
Recently, however, Gav's load has gotten pretty crazy, so, in order to preserve the pristine code that he's implemented while still keeping the improvements coming, he came up with a solution: an upgrade. We're calling him Gav 2.0 although, he insists that we call him Emperor Gav to his face (except for me - he makes me call him "Master Gav" while prostrating myself naked at his feet and cleaning his armor with my tongue until it shines. Really not sure what that's all about, but apparently, it's in his contract - gonna have to have a work with Nicola one of these days...
Couple this with the fact that our facility in Scotsdale, AZ, has become cramped. There's just too many mods these days and they're all tripping over each other to the point of not being able to get much down. It didn't help that Ruthie burned down the east wing where my office resides, either. She claims it was an accident, but there is actual video footage of her lobbing a molotov cocktail through my picture window while extending her middle finger and crying out "Take that, you nazi bitch!" Remind me to revoke her drinking privledges...
So, long story short, we needed a new locale. Gav 2.0... Sorry. Master Gav... *lick lick lick* come up with a solution that none of us had even considered, sparking off a new, and incredibly expensive new project (hint hint) that sort of took a few strange turns and resulted in...
LushStories 4D! we bypassed 3D and virtual reality and conquered time and space, building several new offices (i'll post photos soon, for those interested) in varied locations throughout the space-time continuum.
What does that mean for me, the lush user, you may ask. Several things. With time travel, your stories should be modded faster. In fact, it will be possible to publish stories before they are even written. Also, we will be opening membership for anyone past, present, and future, as well as those from distant planets (the main lush office is currently orbiting Alpha Centari in the year 2392.
A few other things. As soon as the dust settles a little, we will be creating a new section that deals with the 4D aspect of lush that will keep you updated on changes, new staffing, and new features. Hopefully the launch will be relatively smooth, in the mean time, thanks for your patience (except for Hannah, who's patience was close to non-existance!) and I hope you enjoy the new site!
Wut?
░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Primus Omnium
Could someone explain to the old folks what the hell is going on? I have no clue.
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by simplyjohn
I dont understand the announcement and I checked the date; its not 1st April. Anyone care to translate for me?
Translation:
Lushstories in evolving into Skynet. All the mods will be replaced with AI programs, and Sprite is the Terminator, come to wipe us out. Hopefully, the sexy T-X model, and not that clunky T-101 with the funny accent!
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Green_Man
Could someone explain to the old folks what the hell is going on? I have no clue.
There's nothing to understand really. It's essentially Sprite's attention whore thread.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Rebel just for kicks
Quote by browncoffee
I don't get it. I also don't know why I'm awake at 3am. Can I have lemonade?
I don't get it either.
I have no lemonade but.I can offer you.some rum?
