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though not set in stone yet, this is the likely list of what you'll be seeing.
1) the self block - for those of us who have a habit of getting stoned out of our heads and then doing a lot of late night posting. saves you the embarrassment of reading them and thinking 'what the fuck?'
2) the Fuck you block - automatically blocks anyone who has you blocked.
3) the far right block - you tired of righties muttering about guns, Trump, immigration and... well, guns? this will block anyone who identifies with the far right.
4) the far left block - tired of lefties muttering about guns, Trump immigration and... well, guns? this will block anyone who identifies with the far left.
5) the NO MEN block - this will block all male members. perfect for guys pretending to be lesbians.
6) the pure fecking boot block - this will block anyone who annoys Jen. i foresee it getting a lot of use.
7) the i don't need no stinking badges block - this will block anyone with 10 or more badges.
8) the Mooseboy/Moosegirl block - blocks all Canadians.
9) the NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO - tired of listening to the mods BS? this will block all mods.
10) the you ain't the boss of me block - only usable by mods. blocks all of Nicola's posts.
11) the i know you are but what am i block - blocks anyone acting like they're still in High School.
12) the i have a goddamned headache listening to you motherfuckers bitching about everything block - only usable by sprite. blocks every single post on the entire site.
Some further suggestions:
13) if you are the enemy of my enemy you are my friend block - blocks those who block those you are fiends with
14) anti-block - shows you ONLY the posts of those you've blocked
15) retro-block - when someone blocks you it goes back in time and space to block that person BEFORE they block you
16) corfirm my world view block - blocks anyone who disagrees with you (though see 16b below)
16b) confirm my world view, specifically that everyone is fucking crazy but me - blocks anyone who agrees with you, confirming your belief that the entire world is a bunch of feckless runts (except you)
17) cute kittens block - self explanatory
18) overly reliant on memes block - blocks those that post memes rather than type out actual words on an actual keyboard
19) too fucking cheerful early in the morning before I've had my coffee block - again, self-explanatory, and nearly as annoying as cute kittens
20) cute kitten memes cheerfully posted early in the morning before I've had my coffee block - physically kills said poster of cute kitten memes cheerfully posted early in the morning before I've had my coffee
21) non-Rumplations block - blocks all posts not made in Rumplations, since that is where you post 99% of the time anyway
22) the self block - which was #1 on your list but bears repeating because I need it badly
