Announcing our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi Sex Stories" Competition, $150 First Prize.

13 May 2014

Quote by flytoomuch
Stephen.....just a quick note.....we don't buy "boats".....we buy YACHTS!

(he's such a pleb)

Be a darling and pass over the Piat d"or will you...

13 May 2014

Quote by flytoomuch
Stephen.....just a quick note.....we don't buy "boats".....we buy YACHTS!

I COULDN'T spell 'yacht'!!!!!!!!

(Actually and hysterically TRUE!)

xx Steph

Flytoomuch: "I'd spell-check your story if I was you, Dude..."

13 May 2014

Ooo, I think that I'm getting in on this one. I've been wanting to flex my wings in that area for a while. This should be a lot of fun.
Please don't let Steph submit something. I do at least want to have a chance of placing.

? A True Story ?

13 May 2014

Quote by avrgblkgrl
Ooo, I think that I'm getting in on this one. I've been wanting to flex my wings in that area for a while. This should be a lot of fun.
Please don't let Steph submit something. I do at least want to have a chance of placing.

She already did lol

13 May 2014

Quote by BluRootz

She already did lol

That would be "he"

evil4

Nothing to see here...

13 May 2014

Could be fun to do. Just need to start thinking of some ideas. I love pushing my limits. It's been a while since I've written under this genre. So, we'll see what happens!

13 May 2014

Quote by BadGirl76
Before I get too involved in this story I have a question. Can you refer to a move by name, costume, etc?? Is that considered 'Fan Fiction' or am I being way to literal?

I hope I'm good because I really want to write this story.

you can refer to a movie, you simply can't use the characters or the setting, if it's iconic. for instance, you could have your characters talking about seeing the Movie, Star Wars, but you can't use Han Solo as a character or put them aboard the USS Enterprise (that's a Star Wars ship, i mean yacht, right?)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

13 May 2014

Quote by Mazza

That would be "he"

? A True Story ?

13 May 2014

Quote by sprite

you can refer to a movie, you simply can't use the characters or the setting, if it's iconic. for instance, you could have your characters talking about seeing the Movie, Star Wars, but you can't use Han Solo as a character or put them aboard the USS Enterprise (that's a Star Wars ship, i mean yacht, right?)

Do not commit blasphemy, even in jest! Or I shall melt down your spanking paddles!

13 May 2014

Quote by sprite

you can refer to a movie, you simply can't use the characters or the setting, if it's iconic. for instance, you could have your characters talking about seeing the Movie, Star Wars, but you can't use Han Solo as a character or put them aboard the USS Enterprise (that's a Star Wars ship, i mean yacht, right?)

Do not break the 11th commandment: thou shalt honor thy Star Trek and keep it holy.

13 May 2014

I have a genie story I will be tossing into this one! 'Bout time I entered another competition!

14 May 2014

Quote by sprite

you can refer to a movie, you simply can't use the characters or the setting, if it's iconic. for instance, you could have your characters talking about seeing the Movie, Star Wars, but you can't use Han Solo as a character or put them aboard the USS Enterprise (that's a Star Wars ship, i mean yacht, right?)

Thank you that helps a lot.

PS. USS Enterprise is Star Trek. Han Solo piloted the Millennium Falcon in Star Wars.

...I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn’t be so bad. But where the hell did I put the receipt, and could you return something that was over twenty years old? Where do you go to get a new life when your old one has you so puzzled you don’t know how to fix it? Wish I knew.
-Anita Blake (Laurell K. Hamilton)

14 May 2014

It's been a real challenge, but I've done it!! cheerleader

14 May 2014

Quote by sprite

you can refer to a movie, you simply can't use the characters or the setting, if it's iconic. for instance, you could have your characters talking about seeing the Movie, Star Wars, but you can't use Han Solo as a character or put them aboard the USS Enterprise (that's a Star Wars ship, i mean yacht, right?)

Nothing to see here...

14 May 2014

Quote by avrgblkgrl
Ooo, I think that I'm getting in on this one. I've been wanting to flex my wings in that area for a while. This should be a lot of fun.

Hang on...

If you are REALLY a supernatural being, and if you have wings, (unless they are on a panty-liner) I'm guessing that you ARE, I don't think you should be allowed enter. It's unfair. Like if I was a real vampire...

xx Steph

Nicola: "It's nearly Dawn, Steve..."

Me: "I know, I'm leaving..."

14 May 2014

Quote by stephanie

Hang on...

If you are REALLY a supernatural being, and if you have wings, (unless they are on a panty-liner) I'm guessing that you ARE, I don't think you should be allowed enter. It's unfair. Like if I was a real vampire...

xx Steph

Nicola: "It's nearly Dawn, Steve..."

Me: "I know, I'm leaving..."

*****************************

Steph, I don't really like being called a supernatural being. I much prefer angelic vision of love. Get it straight. angel7

And, we know whose side you're on... evil5

xx AvrgBlkGrl

? A True Story ?

15 May 2014

Quote by avrgblkgrl

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Steph, I don't really like being called a supernatural being. I much prefer angelic vision of love. Get it straight.

And, we know whose side you're on...

xx AvrgBlkGrl

Let me put it like THIS, Miss Jackson... (You've missed a meeting or two...) But everybody's cool!

xx SF

Nicola: "You're not..."

16 May 2014

Quote by stephanie

Hang on...

If you are REALLY a supernatural being, and if you have wings, (unless they are on a panty-liner) I'm guessing that you ARE, I don't think you should be allowed enter. It's unfair. Like if I was a real vampire...

xx Steph

Nicola: "It's nearly Dawn, Steve..."

Me: "I know, I'm leaving..."

Well there was that one time that we broke into your office after you'd gone missing for three days. You were sleeping on your desk, cradling an empty bottle of Johnnie Walker and a bright pink thong. Remember when we opened the blinds?

I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!

Wicked Witch of the West you are not, my dear.

Nicola: "Ha! I remember that. Brilliant."

Steph: "I've got my eye on you, ginger bus-stop ..."

Lwinking

@Lizerotica

18 May 2014

Quote by Dirty_D

Do not break the 11th commandment: thou shalt honor thy Star Trek and keep it holy.

No body gets to write trek fan fiction until IM ALLOWED to write trek fan fiction.

So it shall be written, so it shall be done!

19 May 2014

Wow! So far the entries into the Supernatural competition are fabulous. I'm hoping more people give those a read.

19 May 2014

Quote by Milik_Redman

No body gets to write trek fan fiction until IM ALLOWED to write trek fan fiction.

So it shall be written, so it shall be done!

I'm a huge terry Pratchett fan, do you know how much I want to write about dwarves? Embarassed

19 May 2014

Okay, I sent a PM to the general mailbox, and have yet to receive an answer, so I'll ask it here. My story is a modern retelling of Leda and the swan, rapiness component removed, but is it considered if Zeus, in the form of the swan, has intercourse with Leda and is therefore off limits for Lush? Don't want to be banned.

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19 May 2014

Honestly the first thing I thought of when I saw this competition was the supernatural tv series. I know there's probably copyright infringement and what not but that would be interesting. I know there are plenty of woman who lust over sam and Dean. Plus you could write a humor erotica about castiel.

19 May 2014

Quote by HeraTeleia
Okay, I sent a PM to the general mailbox, and have yet to receive an answer, so I'll ask it here. My story is a modern retelling of Leda and the swan, rapiness component removed, but is it considered if Zeus, in the form of the swan, has intercourse with Leda and is therefore off limits for Lush? Don't want to be banned.

I'm not familiar with the story you're retelling, but from what you've described I don't think it would be acceptable. My understanding is that if a character in a story has the ability to transform from human-like to animal form, you are NOT allowed to have the sex scene with the character in it's animal form.

The A-Z say's:

— We do not accept stories that include sex with animals or that paint animals in a sexual light. However, if a person becomes aroused horseback riding and it is clear that the animal is not the sexual partner, we will accept the story.

- No apes. This is .
- No unicorns or centaurs because they are basically horses.
- We don’t allow tentacle sex with real animals like octopuses, as this is basically a form of too.

You can always submit with a note to the moderator explaining that you're unsure if it's acceptable. You won't be banned without a prior warning.

19 May 2014

So many fantastic authors.

Makes me a bit nervous to be honest. *Bites Nails*

19 May 2014

Quote by nicola
Thanks RR.

EDIT: After checking how the likes of Amazon are categorising various genres, we'll be leaving Sci-Fi and Fantasy together.

Here are the suggested category changes (robots obviously need to go in Sci-Fi):

I welcome feedback from people who are well acquainted with these genres!

I think you nailed it but the "Triffids" were spores from space so it should probably be in the SciFi category.

I have one in mind also and will most likely enter. I don't hold forth much hope but I keep trying. There are a lot of other very good authors here, you guys keep the quality way up, but, hey, "Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and again."

I don't believe in luck but, like Louis Pasteur said, “Chance favors only the prepared mind.” I'm preparing now.

I am always a gentleman.

19 May 2014

Quote by stephanie

I COULDN'T spell 'yacht'!!!!!!!!

(Actually and hysterically TRUE!)

xx Steph

Flytoomuch: "I'd spell-check your story if I was you, Dude..."

Doesn't matter if you spell it right, a "Yacht" is still a "Boat". By definition, in the navy a boat is any floating vessel that can be lifted aboard a "Ship". There is one exception for submarines though. Historically they are called "Boats" even though some will weigh thousands of tons. The early ones were referred to as "Pig Boats" because they were very small and they stank. The newer ones are very large inside.

The Ohio class Trident Submarines are our biggest at 18,000 tons with 14 Trident missiles. I worked on the electronics, the on board computer weapons systems, for 4 years and got to do a couple of down range shots when the two crews re-qualified. Each crew, there are two, has to do that whenever the sub has been refitted.

I am always a gentleman.

19 May 2014

Thanks for the info about triffids, I had no idea of their supposed origins.

Quote by LASARDaddy
The Ohio class Trident Submarines are our biggest at 18,000 tons with 14 Trident missiles. I worked on the electronics, the on board computer weapons systems, for 4 years and got to do a couple of down range shots when the two crews re-qualified. Each crew, there are two, has to do that whenever the sub has been refitted.

Wouldn't 18,000 tons of metal, be rather easy to detect, even with jamming software etc? I wonder what the point of submarines in warfare is sometimes.

19 May 2014

Quote by nicola
Thanks for the info about triffids, I had no idea of their supposed origins.

Wouldn't 18,000 tons of metal, be rather easy to detect, even with jamming software etc? I wonder what the point of submarines in warfare is sometimes.

they look like giant penises. i think that's the point biggrin

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

20 May 2014

Quote by sprite

they look like giant penises. i think that's the point

*nods sagely* yeap and some do quite a bit of battering around. up under that ice you know.