Gonna EP the shit outta those two...
An ecdysiast who cared nothing for fashion,
Had an appropriate sexual passion.
"I get off my rocks
Not with pussy or cocks;
I take out my boobies and flash 'em."
My poem is in
I know I said I was going to win the last competition and I didn't even get in the top 10, but....this one is a shoeing. I'll place in number 1, 2 and 3 I'm sure.
Ah but you didn't bank on me entering now, did you ?
Mwah !
Mine is in, check out "Filthy Beautiful"! There's a lot of great poems in this competition.
I'm only about half way through reading all the entries but there are some absolutely beautiful poems in the Comp. Great work everyone!
I had one going with "frottage" and "fromage"... but is just sounded cheesy.
I've read all the poems entered into this competition, and the shortlist is now in the hands of our judging panel.
The winners are scheduled to be announced on 8 May.
Thank you so much for the update, Nicola. Lots of anxiously waiting folks. This one will be epic, I'm sure.