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How about showing a little more leg?![]()

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If you're comparing those spindly yellow things to the sensual curves of browncoffee's delectable legs you should definitely be penalized votes.![]()
Surely I am mistaken though, what kind of person would impugn on her great beauty?
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Ping's GIFs are hilarious. He has such a great sense of humour, he can't ALSO win the competition.
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This means something, just not sure what... yet. Sleeping. Sugar cubes. Spoon. I'm certain it's something evil and representative of your above unkind remark.
Notice that there is no cream, which means, no brown coffee. Interesting...![]()
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FYI all coffee is technically brownand i wasn't being unkind! I complimented you!
Quote by Ping
There is no kindness in the fog of Lush competition war. ?
So, then... you’re saying all coffee looks the same? ? For shame. That’s caffeine-ism.![]()
No, I don’t think my story has got a chance. This comp became a two-whorse (sorry, it was right there) race. The proverbial coffee creamer has risen to the top.
It will be interesting to see how the results are presented, and what ratio of metrics determines the victor, especially since both attention whorses are Victoria’s. ?
Well done, Ms. Coffee. Well done.
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All I took from that was whorse. I've never been so offended in my life.
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
Quote by DarkSide
This competition is coming to a close...my eyelids and heart are getting heavy.
I'm Sheathing my knifes.
Packing the guns away.
Taking down my bow set and quivering my arrows.
I've recalled the Apache Helicopters and Drones.
The battleships are in port.
And the army of voters have returned - some triumphant.
I would like to thank all my friends and followers and those that have read my story and for that matter, everyone else's story that has been presented - there has been a huge support for this competition and I know my story has broken the CENTURY for votes in some style. It has been an unprecedented response. I would also like to thank friends of special friends that have voted for my story too.
Nicola - this has been a gem of a contest. I won't win because I know, deep down in my battered heart, that browncoffee will win *sob* despite my Melissa's attempts at whoring herself in the board room. But that's life. Ces't La Vie as they say. Slutty Melissa enjoyed herself anyway.
The white flag of peace is flying high on the ramparts....
---Winter is coming---
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
For the past few months I’ve been using Instagram and been using the site to post my photography . Here’s the link to my profile
https://www.instagram.com/farmerroger1/
My recommended read
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/amongst-the-arabian-sands
here’s a link to my photography album in my media
https://www.lushstories.com/profile/farmerroger/media?album=2399646
For the past few months I’ve been using Instagram and been using the site to post my photography . Here’s the link to my profile
https://www.instagram.com/farmerroger1/
My recommended read
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/amongst-the-arabian-sands
here’s a link to my photography album in my media
https://www.lushstories.com/profile/farmerroger/media?album=2399646
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148 votes in... just imagine if I got all fives...I think I would have won. However...that’s not the case.
I would love any more love you want to give to my story “Groupie Sex.”
My story is the most viewed in the competition. I’m hoping more friends and followers will stop by and score. Would love to get more votes.
A five will help me get to victory. In two more days I will quietly return to my sybian and write more erotica for my followers. I’m thinking about a dirty old man story next.
Keep voting and help this naughty wife to victory!
Love you all,
Mysteria
❤️❤️❤️
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
Quote by GraceW
I am not going to hit the 75 votes I was hoping for. I am not surprised or disappointed. 50 is I think a respectable number for a relative newcomer with a mere 10 stories under my belt. I would, however, like more votes and comments if you would be so kind.
Vote for the best blowjob in the competition - Deep Throat
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Last minute pimping
but first I want to thank any and everyone who has read and voted on my story, It means the world to me and I appreciate it more than I can ever really say.
For those who haven't but are willing to do so
please check it out here https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-prom-slut-.aspx![]()
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You did brilliantly. Congratulations![]()