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Announcing our Anti Valentine Competition

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Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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I did go off on a tangent talking about a wrist watch's origin

Are you my long-lost sister or something? 🤣 I can't tell you how many times I have had to sacrifice some beautifully written paragraph of backstory on the altar of length.😋

Apes can talk dirty, too. Here's my entry in the "Dirty Talk" competition. Read it and let me know what you think. A virgin student gets a special present from his female housemate.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/free-use-friday-or-a-sweet-taste-of-cherrys-pie-3

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I finished a draft of 1900+ words last night and I am amazed at the dog shit I wrote, lol. Oh my God, editing this for it to make logical sense is going to be a pain in the focking arse.

But I missed the last 2 official comps, so no backing down...ugh.

My last published story: Good For Nothing

Her Royal Spriteness
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Are you my long-lost sister or something? 🤣 I can't tell you how many times I have had to sacrifice some beautifully written paragraph of backstory on the altar of length.😋

funny thing is, i edited the story to the point of being able to put it back in, but it really had nothing to do with the story, really- i just liked it, so i left it out.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Her Royal Spriteness
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I'm excited to read the final piece. worship

submitted, so as soon as those lazy story mods get off their asses and do some work, it'll be up (just guaranteed that it'll probably languish in story queue hell for days now biggrin).

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Her Royal Spriteness
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I finished a draft of 1900+ words last night and I am amazed at the dog shit I wrote, lol. Oh my God, editing this for it to make logical sense is going to be a pain in the focking arse.

But I missed the last 2 official comps, so no backing down...ugh.

lol half way through mine i started losing the plot and had to take a step back and figure out where it was going and how it was going to get there. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Terrestrial Mermaid from Deep Space
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submitted, so as soon as those lazy story mods get off their asses and do some work, it'll be up (just guaranteed that it'll probably languish in story queue hell for days now biggrin).

let there be coins for mods so they won't be "lazy" gag redface

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let there be coins for mods so they won't be "lazy" gag redface

not gonna disagree smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

The Linebacker
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not gonna disagree smile

Betcha I can find Lush coins behind your ear. 😇

Living bi-cariously through Lush
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i need to trim 47 word. not so many, but it seems like an impossible task. I did go off on a tangent talking about a wrist watch's origin, so i think that's going to have to go... lol

Similar deal here. I've been through several end-to-end re-edits on mine now, and I'm stubbornly 150 words over after each pass. Every time I trim a few words I find a few more that make the story better. No wristwatches though, so something else will have to go. I'll get there, but maybe not by Feb. 1 as I had hoped.

My Dirty Talk competition entry: No-Dating Policy

I get dicked by a federal agent. My top-ten Noir competition entry: Dick Job

My alliteration-addled Free Sprit competition entry: Buff Bluff in Banff

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Easily amused
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I’m out. I was gonna do either the Stories Space comp or this comp, and I just wrote a story for SS. Non-fiction on getting thrown in jail during Mardi Gras.

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Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
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Simple Scribbler
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I’m out. I was gonna do either the Stories Space comp or this comp, and I just wrote a story for SS. Non-fiction on getting thrown in jail during Mardi Gras.

Oooo, I'll look for your SS story smile

I'm probably sitting both comps again. Poo! 💩 Have ideas, but can't do them justice. Double Poo 💩 💩

Writius Eroticus
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I've got an idea but the more I write, the more lame it seems. Might have to rethink.

Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 109 full stories, 10 micro-stories, and 2 poems with the following features:


* 29 Editor's Picks, 72 Recommended Reads.
* 15 competition podium places, 9 other times in the top ten.
* 21 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.

Best down-under
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lol that genuinely made me laugh. oh, and updated to 1885 words. getting concerned about the 2500 limit now, since i just started in on the sex scene... fyi, this one's not as dark at Tick Tock. I think? btw, I AM expecting an entry from you. please. smile

I thought I couldn't get it done under 2,500 words but the second draft is under by 50. Now just need to edit more to make sure sense hasn't been left on the editing room floor. SS competition is suffering, its hard to do two competitions at once.

Do check out my latest story:

Unleashed competition: Bull Shite, Bull Dykes, Bull Fights: That’s Your Everyday D/s Love Story. | Lush Stories

And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 22 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls

Writius Eroticus
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For some reason when it published it immediately went to the bottom of the comp list

I've mentioned this to the dev team before. I think it gets listed by the date you first saved the draft or something. So if yours is a re-edit or something, that would explain it.

I'll nudge them again and see if anything can be done about it. Perhaps when the story list is prettied up a bit one day - it's a bit bland imo.

Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 109 full stories, 10 micro-stories, and 2 poems with the following features:


* 29 Editor's Picks, 72 Recommended Reads.
* 15 competition podium places, 9 other times in the top ten.
* 21 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.

Simple Scribbler
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I've mentioned this to the dev team before. I think it gets listed by the date you first saved the draft or something. So if yours is a re-edit or something, that would explain it.

I'll nudge them again and see if anything can be done about it. Perhaps when the story list is prettied up a bit one day - it's a bit bland imo.

Oh, okay. Mine was a re-edit. I had started it a while ago, then abandoned it, then decided to use it. Thanks!

Living bi-cariously through Lush
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I've mentioned this to the dev team before. I think it gets listed by the date you first saved the draft or something. So if yours is a re-edit or something, that would explain it

I think that’s exactly it. I noticed the same during the Noir comp.

Well, it’s a little lighter than some of the other fare but I’ve thrown my hat in the increasingly crowded ring. I hope a few people like it: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/compensation

My Dirty Talk competition entry: No-Dating Policy

I get dicked by a federal agent. My top-ten Noir competition entry: Dick Job

My alliteration-addled Free Sprit competition entry: Buff Bluff in Banff

Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library

Writius Eroticus
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Oh alright, go on then, I'll throw a little something into the competition. Hope you like it.

Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 109 full stories, 10 micro-stories, and 2 poems with the following features:


* 29 Editor's Picks, 72 Recommended Reads.
* 15 competition podium places, 9 other times in the top ten.
* 21 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.

Rookie Scribe
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Horror and erotica. Two if my favourite things

"As he masturbated with her blood"

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It was hard to read her on Valentine's Day, as her 'come to bed eyes' looked exactly like her 'you forgot to put the bins out' eyes...

Active Ink Slinger
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The mysteries of the opposite sex

Advanced Wordsmith
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The winner of the "Anti Valentine Competition" seems to have been decided early today. The great street artist Banksy wrote in Margate in Kent (GB) under the title "Valentine's Day Mascara":

https://cdn.unitycms.io/images/Cc2CmAZNKBWAXtlXGBkH6v.jpg?op=ocroped&val=1200,1200,1000,1000,0,0&sum=wRz-u86ReeE

Maybe the announcement of an Anti Valentine Competition is a bit macabre in view of thousands of femicides every year?

https://cdn.unitycms.io/images/7Vgu05GMqetB4Y-BEy62Li.jpg?op=ocroped&val=1200,1200,1000,1000,0,0&sum=szgj4v1NaK4

Femicide - name it, count it, end it

Charming as fuck
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Maybe the announcement of an Anti Valentine Competition is a bit macabre in view of thousands of femicides every year?

Femicide - name it, count it, end it

What has running an erotica competition on a sex story site got to do with femicide?

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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Forgot to drop the link here in case anyone would like to read mine. Many thanks to all of you who have already read it. I'm working my way through the list of entries. A LOT of reading, but well worth it. I'd hate to be a judge.

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The winner of the "Anti Valentine Competition" seems to have been decided early today. The great street artist Banksy wrote in Margate in Kent (GB) under the title "Valentine's Day Mascara":

https://cdn.unitycms.io/images/Cc2CmAZNKBWAXtlXGBkH6v.jpg?op=ocroped&val=1200,1200,1000,1000,0,0&sum=wRz-u86ReeE

Maybe the announcement of an Anti Valentine Competition is a bit macabre in view of thousands of femicides every year?

https://cdn.unitycms.io/images/7Vgu05GMqetB4Y-BEy62Li.jpg?op=ocroped&val=1200,1200,1000,1000,0,0&sum=szgj4v1NaK4

Femicide - name it, count it, end it

huh? fyi, not discounting the seriousness of the issue, and making people aware of it is never a bad thing, but this contest has nothing to do with it. might want to take note the body count in the entries (where there is a body count) includes both sexes.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Her Royal Spriteness
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Forgot to drop the link here in case anyone would like to read mine. Many thanks to all of you who have already read it. I'm working my way through the list of entries. A LOT of reading, but well worth it. I'd hate to be a judge.

Happy Fucking Valentine's Day! | Lush Stories

i only enter these so i can avoid judging. when i don't enter, i just ignore Jen until the contest is over and then tell her i missed the PM and sorry, i'll do that next one (you think i'm joking, don't you. i'm not biggrin).

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.