Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)

1 Jun 2015

Back by popular demand, is our Attention Whore Competition!

It's time to see who can "attention whore it up" the most, and get the highest number of unique profile views in the month of June.

$100 is at stake as the prize.

The rules are simple, the person with the most UNIQUE profile views in June, will win. The stats are recorded in our server logs, and only unique views count. Visiting your own profile 1 million times, will only increase your unique view count by 1, so don't waste your time!

Get creative promoting your profile, and have fun!

Concerned Moderator: "You remember we lost a couple of past winning members of this competition after they embarrassed themselves so much, they ended up deleting their accounts upon collecting their prize?"

Nicola: "Shoosh!"

1 Jun 2015

Plus you get one of THESE awesome profile badges.

@Lizerotica

1 Jun 2015

Good luck all! dog

1 Jun 2015

Oh yes, if you click here you'll see how previous winners have won.

1 Jun 2015

I may just enter.... need $100!

I'll provide a private strip for each view of my profile ;)

1 Jun 2015

If I don't win this I'm going to kill myself.

xx SF

Nicola: "YES! My cunning plan is working..."

Liz: "Jesus, Boss, you're clever..."

Me: "Fuck all y'all..."

1 Jun 2015

Quote by Poppet
Oh yes, if you click here you'll see how previous winners have won.

I think it was more like this

Click to learn how

1 Jun 2015

I am going to be more direct in my efforts .. stuff embedded links ...this is me paddling in the sea at Brighton beach yesterday. Want to see more pics and read my profile? .. please do ... coffee

1 Jun 2015

Quote by simplyjohn

I am going to be more direct in my efforts .. stuff embedded links ...this is me paddling in the sea at Brighton beach yesterday. Want to see more pics and read my profile? .. please do ...

SJ stop telling porky pies, the real you is far more dashing and masculine...see below ladies binky

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Jun 2015

Quote by simplyjohn

I am going to be more direct in my efforts .. stuff embedded links ...this is me paddling in the sea at Brighton beach yesterday. Want to see more pics and read my profile? .. please do ...

No fair. Your paddle is underwater in this pic. crybaby

1 Jun 2015

huh.

I'd bribe with photos of my ass, but no one wants Halloween to come early. Fugly

1 Jun 2015

Quote by Dancing_Doll

No fair. Your paddle is underwater in this pic.

SJ wants to give the other chaps here a fighting chance and doesnt want to boast that although the water is cold one can clearly see that he has antidisestablishmentarianism tattoed on his penis in bold capital letters...To view those pics ladies you will need to view his profile binky

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Jun 2015

Hmmm, I wonder if this would be a good time to stage a come-back tour?

22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx

1 Jun 2015

Quote by naughtyannie
Hmmm, I wonder if this would be a good time to stage a come-back tour?

Yay!

1 Jun 2015

I stand no chance. Yay me!

Insert something witty here.

1 Jun 2015

Find out why I'm HappyInTN! View my profile and see sexy stories, erotic images and find someone easy and interesting to chat with.

1 Jun 2015

Quote by HappyInTN
Find out why I'm HappyInTN! View my profile and see sexy stories, erotic images and find someone easy and interesting to chat with.

pft .. the house is falling apart .. the wine glass is empty .. just what are you expecting?

dontknow

1 Jun 2015

Did I mention my never-before-seen, wide-open pussy picture that will be appearing on my profile quite soon? Can't say exactly when I'll get it posted, but... SOON! Keep checking! I'm sure it'll be there the next time you look! It's really quite explicit! Embarassed

1 Jun 2015

Titties.

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1 Jun 2015

Quote by Dani
Titties.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

2 Jun 2015

Quote by sprite

MOTORBOATER!!!!

2 Jun 2015

Quote by stephanie

If I don't win this I'm going to kill myself.

xx SF

Nicola: "YES! My cunning plan is working..."

Liz: "Jesus, Boss, you're clever..."

Me: "Fuck all y'all..."

No you don't, Steph. No one gets to kill you but me biggrin

2 Jun 2015

Quote by StillUndecided
I stand no chance. Yay me!

YaY! Me too.U1fiEi6zHNZQD5Jr Just maybe Nicola will feel sorry for us and give a second price to the least profile views! dontknow

2 Jun 2015

There's another competition to be announced very soon, for the creative types amongst us. Stay tuned. No need to be an attention whore to win that one coffee

2 Jun 2015

@Lizerotica

2 Jun 2015

Quote by nicola
There's another competition to be announced very soon, for the creative types amongst us. Stay tuned. No need to be an attention whore to win that one

Can you make it a biggest dick competition for once?

2 Jun 2015

No comment. icon_smile

2 Jun 2015

Quote by Milik_Redman

No you don't, Steph. No one gets to kill you but me

Join the queue, Millie... (Sigh!)

xx SF

2 Jun 2015

Quote by Milik_Redman

No you don't, Steph. No one gets to kill you but me

I might hug you to death!!! Lmao

Big Hugs