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Alternatives to the poke button

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What would you like to utilize, as you say hello?

Gropes
Caresses
Flogs
Butt Kisses
Clit Flicks
Manhandles
Ragdolls
Lubricates
*Change is bad* Leave the poke alone
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WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
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While it's nice to enjoy a poke now and then...could we possibly separate Lush from FB in a unique manner & change this adjective from Poke to something more in line with erotica or our chosen lifestyle affiliations?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
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Out of the choices above I like Gropes and Lubricates, but I went with Lubricates, because that just sounds dirtier. I do agree it should move away from the Facebook feel of it.
Java
Coquette Roguette
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Grope me. Please? [/I]

mentalcase
Active Ink Slinger
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how about 'winks'?
Mazza
Mazztastic
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Spank would work, too.


Laughing at the choices, but I think spank works well...
Guest
Lurker
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I think perhaps we need a multi function button? Depending on the person and circumstances, different types of greeting are appropriate. Any and all of the above could be good in the right situation. "Kiss" would be another one or perhaps "tongue tickle".
Guest
Lurker
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Winks. It would be annoying to see some juvenile euphmism when were not all here to hunt and hump.
Curiosity72
Active Ink Slinger
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I like the idea of a multifunction button. Depending on the person you could choose the "poke" you would like to give them.. Like missionary or doggy or any of the other positions in the Kama sutra
Curiosity72
Active Ink Slinger
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I like the idea of a multifunction button. Depending on the person you could choose the "poke" you would like to give them.. Like missionary or doggy or any of the other positions in the Kama sutra
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
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Add it to Gav's to-do list.

I think he should be able to get around to it before I start collecting my pension.
Leiza350
Active Ink Slinger
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Wow.... nothing like a little group......
Guest
Lurker
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I think we should have a rating system for someone's profile of how hot you think they are.

It would be something like this.

1. Limp
2. Semi Hard
3. Erect
4. Fully Erect
5. Spurting for you
OlderGent114
Active Ink Slinger
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maybe gropes could be Fondles
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
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The poking function was annoying enough for me, I'll admit. I'd rather not be privy to a series of unwanted gropes/fondles/spanks/lubricates. I mean I get the site is sexual in nature, duh...but that'd be pushing a bit.934wcJEmDFL3ZFH8

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HotBttmInBriefs
Active Ink Slinger
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I like gropes or lubricates the best. But knowing that I have some totally str8 male friends on here, I cannot ever see them using that to get my attention or to say hi.

But I also like the multi-function button too. That would be neat.

And I like the idea of rating profiles. Not a necessity but it would be a neat option.
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
The poking function was annoying enough for me, I'll admit. I'd rather not be privy to a series of unwanted gropes/fondles/spanks/lubricates. I mean I get the site is sexual in nature, duh...but that'd be pushing a bit.s44xmb3jNPswBwpS


No slaps with wet noodles for you then?

I'd rather have something cool like"jumps from bushes wearing a donkey clown head and scares the shit out of you" button.

Need to work on parsing that down though.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
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Quote by DirtyMartini


Oh, I don't know about that...there's certainly been some stiff competition here in the past few years...no pun intended, of course...


It's super dumb.
Guest
Lurker
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
The poking function was annoying enough for me, I'll admit. I'd rather not be privy to a series of unwanted gropes/fondles/spanks/lubricates. I mean I get the site is sexual in nature, duh...but that'd be pushing a bit.tX0aXRGgHUYt9RFs


I agree.

I even see this in the chat rooms when some people are opposed to being 'passionately kissed' or whatever. I don't think it is for everyone. Maybe for those I am close to..
BabydollSlave
Active Ink Slinger
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
The poking function was annoying enough for me, I'll admit. I'd rather not be privy to a series of unwanted gropes/fondles/spanks/lubricates. I mean I get the site is sexual in nature, duh...but that'd be pushing a bit.jwb8rX4jDcpAfxCd


i agree...
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WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
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Quote by Magical_felix
Dumbest.

Thread.

Ever.


Quote by DirtyMartini


Oh, I don't know about that...there's certainly been some stiff competition here in the past few years...no pun intended, of course...


Jack, if you applied the three and a half dozen surviving and somewhat functioning brain cells you haven't killed off, to thinking outside your box...you might end up with some paid for stories (like DM is enjoying).

You always struggle to even pluck the low hanging fruit though.

This folks - is why you should not morph the drug experimentation phase of your teen years...into a lifelong passionate pursuit and achievement.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
crazydiamond
Clever Gem
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Quote by dex69
I think we should have a rating system for someone's profile of how hot you think they are.

It would be something like this.

1. Limp
2. Semi Hard
3. Erect
4. Fully Erect
5. Spurting for you


Why? What good will that do anyone, judging people like that?

That's just fucking stupid.

Where do you think you are fella, highschool?

Grow the fuck up, or i'll kick your arse behind the bleachers. ..... twat.

That's not an alternative to the poke button, not that it needs one.

That's just causing trouble, enough of that goes on without it being a profile feature.

Ohhhh the humanity. I fear for us somedays, ya know??
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
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Quote by WellMadeMale


Jack, if you applied the three and a half dozen surviving and somewhat functioning brain cells you haven't killed off, to thinking outside your box...you might end up with some paid for stories (like DM is enjoying).

You always struggle to even pluck the low hanging fruit though.

This folks - is why you should not morph the drug experimentation phase of your teen years...into a lifelong passionate pursuit and achievement.


I own the tree with the low hanging fruit and the machine that harvests it... You're saying I should trade the luxury of that to try and make a living writing dirty stories? Something that would take more of my time than harvesting the whole tree so I can get the couple apples that fall on the ground too? Something tells me you would be the world's worst financial adviser. Any other pearls of wisdom you would like to share? Should I buy high and sell low as well?



Clearly, this man has embalmed his brain long ago with cheap domestic light beer.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
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Instead of: POKE, maybe...

STROKE?
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TeilaWolfe
Advanced Wordsmith
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Change Poke to Winks!

A wink will still keep it friendly without being too friendly and get away from the FB poke. Not all of us are on here to be flirted with etc. Some are just here for a good story, to submit their own or for just general chat without the kinkiness.

Having things like groping or spanking or fondling or whatever would invade most people feeling of privacy. That's not something we want.

The wink is still tame but definitely gives that seduction feeling that goes with this site.
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BlondeBookworm
Active Ink Slinger
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I think it would be cute to have a button with multiple actions like kiss, hug, wink, I wouldn't really mind if there wasn't any button at all though, I'm not a huge fan of being poked.
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
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Quote by Autumn17
I think it would be cute to have a button with multiple actions like kiss, hug, wink, I wouldn't really mind if there wasn't any button at all though, I'm not a huge fan of being poked.


*pokes with a yardstick*