Mine is woman-on-top. I think y'all call that "cowgirl". My least favorite, for two reasons:
(1) The action is all wrong. Women and men are stimulated differently. I, as a man, want her sliding up and down the firepole; she's trying to stimulate her clit and so is going forward and back, trying to see just how far I can bend before she tears it out at the root. (Ouch!) And this has been consistent, every partner with whom I've tried it.
(2) I have a hard time maintaining erection on my back. Does anyone else have that problem? Actually, I think a lot of times it's just the inability to move my hips...
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Which Sexual Position Is Your LEAST Favorite and Why?
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Anal sex.
I can handle in small doses, when I feel relaxed enough and can mentally override the pain. Just not everytime I have sex with my boyfriend.
He wants it all the time, he used to use the excuse that anal sex would help me lose weight, that my vagina was loose, any reason for it frankly. Now I have lost weight, toned up my vag muscles, he just tries his best to put it in there.
Even when I'm on top he feels the need to stick his finger up there. It ruins the intimacy atmosphere and I try my damn hardest for him to come so I can just go to another room to get myself off.
I can handle in small doses, when I feel relaxed enough and can mentally override the pain. Just not everytime I have sex with my boyfriend.
He wants it all the time, he used to use the excuse that anal sex would help me lose weight, that my vagina was loose, any reason for it frankly. Now I have lost weight, toned up my vag muscles, he just tries his best to put it in there.
Even when I'm on top he feels the need to stick his finger up there. It ruins the intimacy atmosphere and I try my damn hardest for him to come so I can just go to another room to get myself off.
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Anal sex.
I can handle in small doses, when I feel relaxed enough and can mentally override the pain. Just not everytime I have sex with my boyfriend.
He wants it all the time, he used to use the excuse that anal sex would help me lose weight, that my vagina was loose, any reason for it frankly. Now I have lost weight, toned up my vag muscles, he just tries his best to put it in there.
Even when I'm on top he feels the need to stick his finger up there. It ruins the intimacy atmosphere and I try my damn hardest for him to come so I can just go to another room to get myself off.
sorry to interrupt with totally unsolicited advice but....this guys a jerk. tell him he sticks his finger up there one more time and you're gonna go get your vibrator so he can have a turn. i never believe in withholding sex as a punishment..never. but damned if im going to have sex i dont enjoy and doesnt make me happy too. take your power back girl.
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Hun, I have done that and he sulks like a child lol. We do have good sex usually but he likes trying to sneak into my back door. When he tries he knows I will not give it to him for a few weeks. So he has learned his lesson.
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We do have good sex usually but he likes trying to sneak into my back door. When he tries he knows I will not give it to him for a few weeks. So he has learned his lesson.
Still, I agree with the bitch above you (lol), he's a jerk. You say "no" he needs to hear that, especially if its literally ruining the sex for you. Grrrrr.
OK, so, LEAST favorite position......
Hmmm, I'm going to go with "pile driver" or any of the positions where I have to bend downwards. Maybe it's just the way I've trained myself to deal with morning wood, but bending myself down deflates me. I also like a little more closeness than just genital contact as provided by those kinds of positions.
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I'm not a big fan of the Standing-69. After a while, all the blood rushes to my head and it's hard to each find the right rhythm when you're relying on only one person for total balance.
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If you sit on the couch and the woman on top you solve the problem for both of you. You won't be able to move your hips much but she will certainly move up and down to get her clit stimulated.
Any position that makes him think I'm an acrobatic monkey from the circus.
Any position that makes him think I'm an acrobatic monkey from the circus.
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Not much for being on my back....a little to "boring" I guess you could say! Obviously you haven't had the right person on top. Moving back & forth isn't the way to go.......she can still ride you up & down, all she has to do is basiclly be squatting and use her feet to move up & down. She can give you a pretty good hard deep pounding that way.
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Aside from being screwed by an employer, grasping my hard cock in my hand (alone) anywhere...and jerking my meat...has to rank up there amongst the top 3 worst positions possible.
But it also could rank in the top three best positions. It is fairly subjective.
But it also could rank in the top three best positions. It is fairly subjective.
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Cowgirl, my frist time I spent 30 minutes in that positon in a... car -.-
Maybe some day a girl will redeem that positon for me, but for now I just hope she had a fun time, because I would have happily gone home and went to sleep.
Maybe some day a girl will redeem that positon for me, but for now I just hope she had a fun time, because I would have happily gone home and went to sleep.
i guess i have to agree with the trend. I am not too fond of the cowgirl position. My partner doesnt really enjoy it all that much, which takes away from it as well. The one thing i do like about cowgirl is watching her breasts ;). BUt besides that, idk if its the angle or just the motion but something about it isnt as great.
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Standing 69.............. Hahahaha. Yeah that one isn't all that great in real life. I would be too scared I'd drop the chick on her head.
I'm gonna go against most and say that I like the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position a lot. You let her go at her rhythm and depth, which is interesting. The boobs bounce and kissing is natural in this position. PLUS she does most of the work!
A position I hate in real life and porn is pile driver. It's the dumbest position ever invented. You can't even fuck her all that hard like that. She's uncomfortable. Neither of you look sexy doing it. The only benefit is that you get a decent squat workout from it.
I'm gonna go against most and say that I like the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position a lot. You let her go at her rhythm and depth, which is interesting. The boobs bounce and kissing is natural in this position. PLUS she does most of the work!
A position I hate in real life and porn is pile driver. It's the dumbest position ever invented. You can't even fuck her all that hard like that. She's uncomfortable. Neither of you look sexy doing it. The only benefit is that you get a decent squat workout from it.
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I am much like Felix here...I love the cowgirl position, she does most of the work and at times she can trail her hand down behind her back to grab your balls. I have had some really intense orgasms through this postion!
My least favorite would have to be...oh who the hell am I kidding it's all good in my books!
My least favorite would have to be...oh who the hell am I kidding it's all good in my books!
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I am much like Felix here...I love the cowgirl position, she does most of the work and at times she can trail her hand down behind her back to grab your balls. I have had some really intense orgasms through this postion!
My least favorite would have to be...oh who the hell am I kidding it's all good in my books!
Haha I was about to ask.. You actually have a least favorite? Lol
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A position I hate in real life and porn is pile driver. It's the dumbest position ever invented. You can't even fuck her all that hard like that. She's uncomfortable. Neither of you look sexy doing it. The only benefit is that you get a decent squat workout from it.
Plus if the guy is well-endowed, you run the risk of spending the night in the emergency room explaining why your spleen is in your armpit. No thanks!
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missionary because its so ordinary
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Hun, I have done that and he sulks like a child lol. We do have good sex usually but he likes trying to sneak into my back door. When he tries he knows I will not give it to him for a few weeks. So he has learned his lesson.
A few weeks?
Aren´t you punishing yourself?
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Missionary for sure. To me it always seemed like it was the position that couples who have sex once a month with the lights off would do. Even the name is so boring. Besides that, I like having more control!
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Standing 69.............. Hahahaha. Yeah that one isn't all that great in real life. I would be too scared I'd drop the chick on her head.
I'm gonna go against most and say that I like the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position a lot. You let her go at her rhythm and depth, which is interesting. The boobs bounce and kissing is natural in this position. PLUS she does most of the work!
A position I hate in real life and porn is pile driver. It's the dumbest position ever invented. You can't even fuck her all that hard like that. She's uncomfortable. Neither of you look sexy doing it. The only benefit is that you get a decent squat workout from it.
I also love Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl! Also love to try some other exotic positions too, but I am" too innocent" to know there names. Maybe once I get to the Darkside!!
Does anyone really do Pile Driver outside of porn? If so, WHY?