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Which Sexual Position Is Your LEAST Favorite and Why?

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I also love Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl! Also love to try some other exotic positions too, but I am" too innocent" to know there names. Maybe once I get to the Darkside!!

Does anyone really do Pile Driver outside of porn? If so, WHY?


my least favorite? anything that doesn't include Nikki riding me!! ;)

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Woman on top. Give me a sweet ass up in the air and the possibilities are "end"less.
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my least fav. is superman, UNCONFORTABLE!!!!!
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Erm ............. might need to get back to you on this one !!
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Probably standing holding her up in the air. Arms get tired.

Wow!! Standing 69? Ashleigh I have not done that one. I may have to give it a try.
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any position that causes me to bend my knees at weird angle....don't need another surgery!
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Any position that distracts from the actual sex too much. This usually involves being twisted like a pretzel or trying to invent some new yoga position.
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Mine is woman-on-top. I think y'all call that "cowgirl". My least favorite, for two reasons:

(1) The action is all wrong. Women and men are stimulated differently. I, as a man, want her sliding up and down the firepole; she's trying to stimulate her clit and so is going forward and back, trying to see just how far I can bend before she tears it out at the root. (Ouch!) And this has been consistent, every partner with whom I've tried it.

(2) I have a hard time maintaining erection on my back. Does anyone else have that problem? Actually, I think a lot of times it's just the inability to move my hips...

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Ok this isn't the right answer for this topic, but "Women and men are stimulated differently" is true. I seem to last forever when she's on top. I don't get much sensation, but I love the ride.
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Cowgirl, my frist time I spent 30 minutes in that positon in a... car -.-

Maybe some day a girl will redeem that positon for me, but for now I just hope she had a fun time, because I would have happily gone home and went to sleep.



I think that's the point of cowgirl. Let her ride till she's exhausted then quick and dirty missonary.
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Least favourite is missionary because it's all my ex would allow in 14 years of marriage. Much prefer a range of positions, spoons, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, 69, doggy, pretty much any position we end up in.9C7oWP5S4zAhvQhO
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Is this thread for real....you mean to say people have a LEAST favourite sexual position :-)

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Gotta agree with Darkside!! All positions have their good and negative aspects. I'm not there to ponder the pros and cons.
I'm there to have fun!!
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Face down,ass up.
Because my husband usually has my chest pinned to the floor and i can't move.
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anal for sure....your ass should be exit only not enter and exit
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i like doggy, caz when we have sex i can also see her ass and butts, it is so amazing for me
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missionary cuz a big sweaty guys is on top of me crushing me!
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Least fave, 69. I want to enjoy pleasuring my partner, then enjoy being pleasured.
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Anything where I am upside down. I don't enjoy all that blood rushing to my head.
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same for me rockstar i hate the feeling when all the blood rushes to my head...the feeling just kills the intimacy for me
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hi.....anal sex personals usually have this practice of fucking the anals...
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missionary some guy gets sweat on top of you ew!!!!! and its like god named that not right!
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Anal sex - it hurts
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Any position that distracts from the actual sex too much. This usually involves being twisted like a pretzel or trying to invent some new yoga position.


Yea, what Shawna said... Nothing worse than being uncomfortable while trying to enjoy yourself...

There was this one time... in the back of a very small SUV... very... contorting, uncomfortable and painful all at once... sad
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69.. i can't concentrate on my orgasm while i'm concentrated on someone else's orgasm....
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69.. i can't concentrate on my orgasm while i'm concentrated on someone else's orgasm....


I hear 'ya regarding 69 if it's going to be a two person race to the finish line. When I was young(er) and impatient I thought 69 was the best, I mean sex just doesn't get any more efficient and we could go again and again and.... well, being 21 was fun in some ways. Now I love it as a leisurely "let's take turns" deal and appreciate the intimacy it provides, the full body skin-to-skin contact.
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Doggie because my right knee starts to play up unless I kneel on some cushions which lets face it isnt very sexy .. Hey! Just stay there .. dont move .. just going downstairs to get some cushions from the sofa .. lol
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Doggie because my right knee starts to play up unless I kneel on some cushions which lets face it isnt very sexy .. Hey! Just stay there .. dont move .. just going downstairs to get some cushions from the sofa .. lol


I agree with doggie but only because I think it's so impersonal. I like to see my partner's face and especially their eyes. Doggie you could be fucking anyone.
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Doggie you could be fucking anyone.


Some would argue this to be part of the appeal. ;)

My least fav...reverse cowgirl. Nothing to play with. sad ha!

Or some weird pretzel position out of the Kamasutra.
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Anal is out for me - I have tried it twice and have no desire to angage that way again.
Of the positions I do but not necessarily gain much satisfaction from is the 69 either horizontal or standing. I enjoy both giving and receiving oral, my problem is I cant totally appreciate receiving the attention my partner is providing me at the same time I am concentrating on giving my best to them.
I enjoy cowgirl in any position as do my partners, it allows us both to enjoy the pleasure of being treated to some wonderful experiences. None of us consider it is a female dominant engagement. I learned early in the piece - it was a guaranteed way for me to cum every time, even when he was too quick for me in the missionary/doggy position.

I have been barred from wearing spurs though.
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Some would argue this to be part of the appeal. ;)


Or some weird pretzel position out of the Kamasutra.

Totally agree, if it's just for sex doggie's great. I'm in fantasy land and fucking who I want!

I did try the lotus with a girlfriend and we fell over 4 times, we were laughing so much we gave up!