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18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo

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sprite
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They're picking on me. I've done nothing wrong.


come on, just take it in jest; we're all adults and we can throw banter around and have a good time.

now, i think it's time for everyone to just relax and contemplate the awesomeness of Miley Cyrus riding a giant hot dog. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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now, i think it's time for everyone to just relax and contemplate the awesomeness of Miley Cyrus riding a giant hot dog. smile



I think I'll prefer some sauerkraut and curry ketchup please.


She does resemble a dog herself a bit btw.


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Guest
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You're all being daft now, suggesting women stick over sized, inanimate objects up their fuck holes.

If somebody crammed an 18 inch horse cock up themselves, they'd end up with internal injuries.

Honestly, you live in cuckoo land you lot.
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come on, just take it in jest; we're all adults and we can throw banter around and have a good time.
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Suspending my account for 10 years isn't friendly banter. It's evil, considering I uploaded my stories to that account.

Fine, if you won't unlock my account, I'll just have to upload those stories to this account as well.
sprite
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Suspending my account for 10 years isn't friendly banter. It's evil, considering I uploaded my stories to that account.

Fine, if you won't unlock my account, I'll just have to upload those stories to this account as well.


what account?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
simplyjohn
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what account?




and



and even Leo says:
Guest
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Quote by sprite


what account?


This account, you silly billy.

I have 47 active accounts, all with their own unique IP address, so we can play this game all day long, if you like. Some of them have been opened for several years, one of which is even on your friend list. See, I knew you loved me. Which is good because I love you. I love you so much I can't live without you. So we can now commence with our next round of fun and games.

Just remember, Sprite: I'm always here, right by your side, with you all the way. After all, what are friends for.
HeraTeleia
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This account, you silly billy.

I have 47 active accounts, all with their own unique IP address, so we can play this game all day long, if you like. Some of them have been opened for several years, one of which is even on your friend list. See, I knew you loved me. Which is good because I love you. I love you so much I can't live without you. So we can now commence with our next round of fun and games.

Just remember, Sprite: I'm always here, right by your side, with you all the way. After all, what are friends for.


Aaaand you, good sir, just jumped straight from "amusing if mildly disturbed nuisance" to "menacing would-be stalker" territory. Bravo.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Not sure if this is supposed to scare me, or make me paranoid, or whatever, but really, it just makes me a little sad that people like you expend so much energy on negativity, on trying to hurt people or whatever is your goal. thing is, you're out of luck with me. go ahead, play your little games. your accounts will get deleted - it's actually really easy for me to do - and i'll go on living my life the same way i am now, and you, you will just go on living yours as a sad little insignificant man.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
silveranode
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A friendly female of the species was rather sceptical about such a device.
After logging on and watching the look on her face, I heard her make a comment, words to the effect.
"Oh! My God. If that was real, make it Sliced on Rye and hold the Mayo."
Unknown User
I know this is an old thread but fucking hell. That's some size dildo. Not for me thanks. It would split me in two!
Wet1960sex
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i have a horse dildo love it