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The Gentleman's Guide to Sending Dick Pictures to Random Women on the Internet.

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by PanJinlian


^^^This

Honestly, if you want to be with me then you have to engage my largest erogenous zone (my brain!) first.



ooo... brain pix!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
For the ladies.

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Guest
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I have to say my experience of this site contradicts the majority of these posts. That's why us men have such a hard time figuring you fine(ish) 'ladies' out...you all want vastly different things, and all present your wants as if you are speaking on behalf of all woman kind..

Reading this thread suggests that all men are pervs, who will randomly send pictures of their (not so) mighty cock to bashful young females who want to not see such filth. The truth is, within a few days of joining this site I got a random boob oic. I've received a few more since then. I've also been requested to send pictures of my cock by several members here (including some that I barely know).

So, in future, I'm going to assume that you're all a bunch of liars and will stop being so prude. From now on in, I'm just clicking and sending, clicking and sending.

You may all check your inbox shortly
poppyx
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
Quote by TheAngryishLover
I have to say my experience of this site contradicts the majority of these posts. That's why us men have such a hard time figuring you fine(ish) 'ladies' out...you all want vastly different things, and all present your wants as if you are speaking on behalf of all woman kind..

Reading this thread suggests that all men are pervs, who will randomly send pictures of their (not so) mighty cock to bashful young females who want to not see such filth. The truth is, within a few days of joining this site I got a random boob oic. I've received a few more since then. I've also been requested to send pictures of my cock by several members here (including some that I barely know).

So, in future, I'm going to assume that you're all a bunch of liars and will stop being so prude. From now on in, I'm just clicking and sending, clicking and sending.

You may all check your inbox shortly





Ermmmmmmmm I'm still waiting for mine!!!!!!!!

I have received a few in my in box when I first started on here but thankfully not for a little while now, it actually does nothing for me. The idea that just a pic of a cock would make me want to fuck or cyber fuck someone is ridiculous, to be honest they aren't even pretty looking things lol. It's a man's mind and how he handles my mind that will get me to suck your cock or do anything else with it for that matter. Of course for Angry up there I will make an exception
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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Quote by poppyx





Ermmmmmmmm I'm still waiting for mine!!!!!!!!

I have received a few in my in box when I first started on here but thankfully not for a little while now, it actually does nothing for me. The idea that just a pic of a cock would make me want to fuck or cyber fuck someone is ridiculous, to be honest they aren't even pretty looking things lol. It's a man's mind and how he handles my mind that will get me to suck your cock or do anything else with it for that matter. Of course for Angry up there I will make an exception


God damn you and your bloody mixed messages
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by sprite



ooo... brain pix!



Obviously, the brain is made up of previously chewed chewing gum.

Dick pic of the day...
poppyx
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
Quote by TheAngryishLover


God damn you and your bloody mixed messages


I didn't highlight it for fuck's sake, I just sneaked that in at the end of the post, I'm not some kinky pervert just wanting to see your cock cos you have the biggest one on here (or so you say!)
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Rider47
Active Ink Slinger
My dicks not my best feature so im not quick to share it, matter of fact I never do wo her knowing im sending and her wanting to see.
bigjake100
Rookie Scribe
A very common mistake is for guys to make is to think they are "sexy" is overwhelming to every woman. This line of thought will get you absolutely nowhere. Sending dick pictures will do nothing but turn them off.
DaveyBoy300
Active Ink Slinger
Have sent them when someone asked for one and they have returned also
FirstBlush
Ungovernable
Don't do it to me. Lead with your mind, not your equipment.
MrAvg
Active Ink Slinger
Great picture, well composed, the topic is helpful, not that a old guy like me needs.

Quote by SereneProdigy


Noted. I'm still unsure about some points though...

Sprite, I just sent you 9 dick-pics, can you analyze them and tell me which one you prefer?

One of them seems rather nice, but you can see my American bulldog licking his balls in the background.

PS: Seriously, this is actually quite a nice guide. I've never sent any dick-pics (and luckily I don't receive any), but yeah, some of the pictures I encounter on random guys' profiles are quite... distasteful.
Old in chronological age. But young at heart and desire.
Robert0909
Active Ink Slinger
If a random female (other than my lover) asks to see my shrunken wrinkled limp hairy excuse for arousal, I will suggest she gets therapy. However social media sites seem to be alive with females inundated with uninvited erections. I cannot say I object to seeing the female form, in whole or in part, because I do not. As long as I know who it is, and why its sent to me. I think random sendings of genitalia are just sad. Sprite and PoppyX says they are aggravating for them. No argument
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
sprite, my dear, "The Gentleman's Guide to Sending Dick Pictures to Random Women on the Internet" would, in reality, be a very short book.

Chapter 1. DON'T

The End.
69Kisses96
Active Ink Slinger
Use a fish eye lens. ;=)
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Oh goody! I love this thread
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
All good points Sprite but shouldn't a gentleman also wear a hat?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by LYFBUZ
All good points Sprite but shouldn't a gentleman also wear a hat?


hats on dicks look kinda silly, but sure, if you want to.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by Smoocher
Pics of Pres. DICK Nixon ... ?? He died a long time ago ... !! I'm truly confused about this topic???.


Don't believe everything that is reported. Some Dicks never die.
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Sprite, thx for writing this. Thought I’d bring this back so some could read it - hint hint....
Guest
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I always ask first. But in fairness, I've had women send me boob or butt pics without my request or asking me first. Men do tend to be more visually stimulated then women. Still, fair is fair let's have a general discussion on sending nude photos, period!
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Quote by Nesrm
I always ask first. But in fairness, I've had women send me boob or butt pics without my request or asking me first. Men do tend to be more visually stimulated then women. Still, fair is fair let's have a general discussion on sending nude photos, period!


I agree but then there are women who are visual too... I just like to be asked in advance - If I see a profile of just his dick pics I tend to move on I’m looking to play with someone with wit not just a dick lol!
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Quote by Bria_xoxo


I agree but then there are women who are visual too... I just like to be asked in advance - If I see a profile of just his dick pics I tend to move on I’m looking to play with someone with wit not just a dick lol!


Couldn't agree more! A sexy mind, intelligence and humor get me everytime!
Unknown User
LOL, As usual your post made me smile (quit doing that btw). YES! Dick Pictures to random people is a no, no! I mean I have no idea why it has come such a thing to be actually explained in vivid detail. If you are thinking about it, then the answer is NO!

LOL love the post!
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Quote by Shadowforce1
LOL, As usual your post made me smile (quit doing that btw). YES! Dick Pictures to random people is a no, no! I mean I have no idea why it has come such a thing to be actually explained in vivid detail. If you are thinking about it, then the answer is NO!

LOL love the post!


Like this one too! I may keep it and just send that when I get them