A Stuck Todger
I turn up at Accident and Emergency in dire need of help. The doctor tells me nothing can be done, but his pretty nurse has other ideas.
“It's... it's my todger... it's stuck,” I mumbled, unable to make further eye contact with the elderly doctor, let alone his pretty nurse, a blonde girl in her mid-twenties with a cheeky face, pert breasts and a cute bum. “Sorry?” asked the doctor. “I don't understand. Do you, Daisy?” I quickly flicked my eyes towards Daisy and, in that split second, I knew without a shadow of a doubt that she understood perfectly what I...