Quote by RumpleForeskin It's a little known, in fact best forgotten, fact thet I've penned what may or may not be a haiku. To be honest, I may or may not be the author, it's been awhile. I might have done more except for a lack of any poetic sensibility and my wanting to say, "Bless you," whenever someone mentions, haiku.
WARNING: approach with caution.
Haiku of a Brown Thumb
I have a brown thumb
My plants die instead of grow
Then there’s my brown toe
Gardener’s shun me
I’m a Kavorkian to plants
Others can live, mine can’t
My roses need Viagra
My violets have the flu
I’ve given up, have you?
Quote by WellMadeMale In English, Haiku is written in three lines with each line having an exact number of syllables.
The first line contains five syllables, line two contains seven syllables, and line three contains five syllables.
I have read that Haiku is written in three or more lines with each line having an exact number of Morae, which although similar to syllables is actually based on length and timing. Thus a longer syllable (such as Lush) would count as two and a short syllable (such as hot or sex) would count as one.