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I am now accepting friend requests.

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CleoElGato
Active Ink Slinger
Hi,

My name is Cleo el Gato and I would like to announce that I am accepting requests to be allowed to worship me as is proper. Be aware that I intend to take ownership of this site as soon the the Lady who thinks she is a cat is usurped. It would be best to befriend me now or became victim of the purge that is to come.

sincerely,
Cleo el Gato
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Fuck off, pussy.

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CleoElGato
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Dani
Fuck off, pussy.


When I overthrow the owner you will be the first to go, stupid dog owner.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by CleoElGato


When I overthrow the owner you will be the first to go, stupid dog owner.


It's one thing to be evil...but mean is a hurt that runs deep.

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CleoElGato
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Dani


It's one thing to be evil...but mean is a hurt that runs deep.


I am only nice to those who show me proper respect. Gifts of milk and tuna are expected.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by CleoElGato
Hi,

Be aware that I intend to take ownership of this site as soon the the Lady who thinks she is a cat is usurped. It would be best to befriend me now or became victim of the purge that is to come.

sincerely,
Cleo el Gato


Omg you are too funny. No i dont wanna be your friend, but some friendly advice is to go slow.
CleoElGato
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by kriskisses


Omg you are too funny. No i dont wanna be your friend, but some friendly advice is to go slow.


You will change your mind once you realize that I am your better. I will allow you time to come to this conclusion.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Oh great Cleo el Gato! Welcome to Lush! I am honored to have been added as your new friend. And I come bearing the gift of tuna.
CleoElGato
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by NymphWriter
Oh great Cleo el Gato! Welcome to Lush! I am honored to have been added as your new friend. And I come bearing the gift of tuna.



Good to see not all humans are lazy. You may rub my belly now.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by CleoElGato
Good to see not all humans are lazy. You may rub my belly now.


Would the great Cleo wish this humble nymph be naked?
WSCLG
Candyman
Quote by CleoElGato
Hi,

My name is Cleo el Gato and I would like to announce that I am accepting requests to be allowed to worship me as is proper. Be aware that I intend to take ownership of this site as soon the the Lady who thinks she is a cat is usurped. It would be best to befriend me now or became victim of the purge that is to come.

sincerely,
Cleo el Gato

All hail, Cleo el Gato. I am but a poor pauper, one who worships pussies such as yourself. May I be humbled to have thy mighty purr-essence accept me as a friend?
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
Guest
Lurker
Proper title: "I am stupid & mean. Please be my friend regardless."
jonesam
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by CleoElGato
Hi,

My name is Cleo el Gato and I would like to announce that I am accepting requests to be allowed to worship me as is proper. Be aware that I intend to take ownership of this site as soon the the Lady who thinks she is a cat is usurped. It would be best to befriend me now or became victim of the purge that is to come.

sincerely,
Cleo el Gato



Nice to meet you Cleo, I love pussies !!!! Would it be appropriate to worship you with my tongue as I just love pussy licking ??
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by CleoElGato
When I overthrow the owner you will be the first to go, stupid dog owner.


Don't worry, gang, I know just how to pacify Cleo el Gato...

Step 1 - Distract with laser pointer



Step 2 - Tackle to the ground



Step 3 - Tie up with ribbon



Step 4 - Smooch until she falls asleep
WSCLG
Candyman
All hail Cleo.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
Evie
Blackbird Supernova
I don't want to be your friend.
elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
I'm just curious about this worship of YOU thing...

I'm waiting to hear too.....


There are a lot of us.....
Guest
Lurker
Be afraid, very afraid — I eat little pussy cats for breakfast
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
I make it a practice to accept friend requests. I say so in my bio. But I won't go out of my way to request anyone's friendship unless they really intrigue me. So far I am not impressed.
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger




As if everyone doesn't already know that with just a bit of catnip (or other certain herbal substances) you can be tamed!
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Hi Miss Cleo,

I'd love to add you as a friend, but I'm at 98 friends right now and want you to be friend #100, so it will be special and memorable. I need to go find a friend (don't we all!) to be friend number 99 (and whoever you are, Friend #99, you'll be special too - you know, just in case you happen to see this...) but then I'll get back together with you, I promise.

Until then I hope it's all tuna and salmon filets and lots of stroking in your life to keep you purring along.

Signed,

Your (soon to be) friend,

The dog
Simplicity
Just me
Ill get back to you on the friend request...
Click below to see
elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
As long as you understand who is who around here........
Guest
Lurker
Reposted due to wrongful, baseless removal...

Proper title: "I am stupid & mean. Please be my friend regardless."
CleoElGato
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Tnadnuder
Reposted due to wrongful, baseless removal...

Proper title: "I am stupid & mean. Please be my friend regardless."


I have decided to rename you Tasty Squish Bug, but you can still keep the title of "I am stupid and mean" if you wish. It suits you.
CleoElGato
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by stormdog100
Hi Miss Cleo,

I'd love to add you as a friend, but I'm at 98 friends right now and want you to be friend #100, so it will be special and memorable. I need to go find a friend (don't we all!) to be friend number 99 (and whoever you are, Friend #99, you'll be special too - you know, just in case you happen to see this...) but then I'll get back together with you, I promise.

Until then I hope it's all tuna and salmon filets and lots of stroking in your life to keep you purring along.

Signed,

Your (soon to be) friend,

The dog




Make sure your owner gives you a bath, dog, or you'll have to remain at least 30 feet away from me at all times.