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TPBM is a nitwit.
No :P

Person below me only likes giving/getting handjobs.
†Jinxy Approved†

More so tattoos, so close. ;)

Has a collection of toys.
No, I don't.

TPBM has been with at least 40 people. (Not at once...)
Nope, but I recently got out of the shower if that counts.

Person below is currently musturbating.


TPBM has stollen all My carrots.
Not that I'm aware of *nonchalantly noms carrot*

TPBM has never eaten pussy, on the grounds of being a vegetarian.
Wrong, I have. You found out my secret.

TPBM likes to wear nylons to bed.
†Jinxy Approved†

You know something? I've never had my toes sucked, so I'm not sure.

TPBM watched the Oscars naked with his/her significant other.
Nope because I neither watch the Oscars or have a significant other.

TPBM eats cannibals.
If I eat cannibals that makes me a cannibal so does that mean I eat myself?

TPBM has 2 big toes on the same foot
Nope.

TPBM has run around their block nude at least once.
Nope :P

TPBM is currently not having sex
†Jinxy Approved†

This is true. Sex doesn't happen much these days. Oh well.

TPBM is completely off their chump.
It's true, a little..

TPBM has had more than one Lush relationship.
False.

TPBM masturbated less than an hour before reading this.
I wish

The person below me is texting with the same person he/she is chatting with on lush
...right now because we are both at work.

The person below me is soon to be above me asking a new question
Well, yes, how did you know that!

TPBM is in love.
Wrong, but keeping the chance for it to happen open.....

TPBM is going to be a man.
†Jinxy Approved†

Yep.

TPBM is in a snow-covered area now.
I wish so much you have no idea I was.

The person below me is a sketch artist.
I can only draw stick people

The person below me has a weird fetish
I don't.

The person below me is allergic to sex.
LOL No, I am not.

TPBM is looking to fill a need in their life.
Who isn't?

TPBM has been in this forum more than once.
Who me? Alright, ya gots me.

PTBM fancies someone on Lush.