Just intellectual ones, or when David and I are out somewhere and go into our 'act' (fake, fun arguments about silly things that make everyone laugh).
Have you ever flirted your way out of a traffic ticket?
Nope. No such luck.
HYE taken off on a spontaneous, off-the-cuff vacation?
Do greatful dead tours count? when you decided the night before that you were going to travel the country for the next 3 months and had absolutely no idea where you were going or exactly sure how you were going to get to all these places? I think that probably qualifies.
HYE gotten your significant other off in a public place with strangers no more than mere feet away ( i should probably define this more clearly, to the best of your or their knowledge, did not know )
Yes, with a remotely controlled vibrating egg. I made her cum while talking to a waitress in a restaurant and in the cinema
Have you ever took off the condom during sex and continued without it?
Yes, I have both salt water and fresh water fishing. I prefer fresh water.....
Have you ever had your tongue in someone's butt?
Yes, but not as far as they had their tongue up my ass.
Have you ever been repulsed by someone's body when you finally saw them naked? Did you have sex with them anyway?
The one and only time I tried to turn a trick. I asked myself, "Would I fuck this man if he wasn't paying me?" I decided I didn't need the money that badly and left.
Have you ever had sex for money?
Inadvertently.
I agreed to fuck a bisexual cuckold's fiance - and he wanted to video her and I. He also wanted me to pull out and shoot ropes down his throat.
I negotiated me unloading on her tits, after that he could lick it up, swim in it or do anything else he wished to do, but his mouth was not getting within direct line of sight of my ejaculating manhood.
Dude told me to pick up the envelope sitting on his coffee table as I was leaving his home. Inside were ten Benjamins. I thought he might've forgotten how much was there, then I just took it with me.
They had my phone number if they wanted a return engagement or he wanted some currency back.
I never heard from him again.
She on the other hand...
Have you ever pimped anyone out ?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Well kind of because I wanted the partner of this other couple.
Have you ever had multiple partners?
Yes i have
Have you ever been involved in an orgy
Yes I have.
Have you ever sucked cum out of a condom?
No I have not.
Have you ever had long term sexual relationship outside of your marriage?
Yes.
Have you ever eaten a fresh anal cream pie?
Yes.
Ever had sex in or on a cop car?
Nope. The sheriff is a good friend, but I don't do men.
Have you ever talked, not fucked but talked, your way out of a speeding ticket.
Never had sex on anyone's grave - sounds kinky ( thumbs up! )
Have you ever had sex at night, in public, with people walking all around you - able to watch (and not been arrested).
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Well, I got 2 out of the 3... people werent walking around
HYE had outdoor sex during the day and been caught?
Yes
HYE had sex with two different people in the same day, but at different times and different sexes?
Yes, dammit.
Have you ever broken up with the same person more than once?
Yes...
HYE regretted getting back together with an ex?
Yes, I only did that once
HYE regretted ending a relationship?
No. No regrets
HYE had a food craving that prompted you to go buy the food or order it (night time)
cramp yes, toes no
HYE lost your voice from yelling and cheering?