Best all time movie insults!

17 Oct 2012

Post your fave movie character insults...

I have 2

"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?" - Byron Hadley from The Shawshank Redemption

and

"You cock-juggling thundercunt!" - Hannibal King from Blade Trilogy

22 Oct 2012

Listen, you snot nosed little shit, I was takin shrapnel in Khe Sanh, while you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face. Point Break

3 Jan 2013

“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!” Full Metal Jacket

3 Jan 2013

"You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public." -Anchorman

Maybe not the best, but sure did make me giggle smile

3 Jan 2013

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob." JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

3 Jan 2013

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

4 Jan 2013

You don't give credit? Too bad, your old lady does! - Gunny Highway to cop in Heartbreak Ridge

4 Jan 2013

I think – no, I’m positive - that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick- Alexandra (Cher) to Daryl van Horne (Jack Nicholson) – The Witches Of Eastwick

6 Jan 2013

"U2 must be shitting themselves" Colm Meaney (as Jimmy Rabbitte Sr) in The Commitments

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

6 Jan 2013

[Principal] Questions? [John Bender] Ya, I have a question! Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?- The Breakfast Club

8 Jan 2013

Squeel like a pig (Southern Confort( I think))

20 Feb 2014

Schmidt: Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job.

Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn't talkin' to you, big titties! You cherub lookin' motherfucker. I was talkin' to your partner over here, Fake ass handsome McGee! When I'm talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to him. When I say, shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' to you.

Schmidt: Cool

21 jumpstreet

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.

24 Feb 2014

Wreck it Ralph

24 Feb 2014

Shut the fuck up, fat man...this is none of your god damn business! Pulp fiction

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.

25 Feb 2014

The insult: “I seen your mother kicking a can down the street. I said ‘What you doin’?’ and she said ‘Moving’” - White Men Can't Jump

12 Apr 2016

Gangs Of New York
“I don’t give a tuppeny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack.

6 Jun 2019

“Sizzle-dick motherfucker!!”
JARHEAD

15 Jun 2019

"A Man's Got To Know His Limitations "

Magnum Force

1 Aug 2019

Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

“Sizzle-dick motherfucker!!”
JARHEAD

22 Aug 2020

"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

22 Aug 2020

"You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty." - Con Air

Are you sure?