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Why do almost all men exaggerate their penis size?

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I'm average and its not as if when the pants drop she can't judge for herself if his size is a lie. My past lovers seemed to enjoy what I had to offer and my wife still enjoys it. The only thing ever said about my penis is how much it swells before I cum.
more to the point, why do guys think that all women want a huge penis???? I'd take a 5-6 incher that seriously knows how to use it over a huge cock that's going to make me sore any day.
Maybe it's a porn thing - most of the penises out there on the interweb are the kind of lengths and girths to rival industrial tubing, let alone the male member.

That being said, I've never really seen the need to lie about my cock. After all, as someone here has already pointed out, there's a good chance that whoever I'm with will spot the exaggeration once the trousers are off.
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If you were hung like a Tic Tac, you'd exaggerate too.. lol
If for one, don't understand the need to "measure" my penis.. Never received any complaints.. that's all I care about.
I've always thought it was because they buy cheap rulers at the dollar store.
Have a feeling we are not always talking and using the same units of measure, english vs. metric
A lot of women say that size does matter. That's why guys exaggerate. Its definitely a western culture thing.
Vanity. The same reason women get fake boobs.

I have heard of a study in which researchers did the measuring. Took the inflation out of self reporting. In the study the average was under 5 ". Only 10 % were greater than 6 in. It doesn't leave that many with 7 in or more. On 1 website the women started a top 10%club. To get in guys had to submit a picture with a ruler. Most of them that made it were less than 7 in. Hardly any over. Overall not as many given the claims by guys of how big they are. Most self reporting studies have come up with an average of 5.5 in or less.

For me I am a little over 5 in and decently thick.
Average penis sizes? Maybe we should do a survey and ask how many men have had a professional from a goober study group measure their penis?

I have yet to have a survey come and measure my tallywhacker. I haven't ever had a phone survey call and ask me how big my pecker is. And seriously, would they measure a flaccid penis? On a warm sunny day or a shrunken cold penis after it has gotten out of the pool, and would they measure a full hard on throbbing cock? Morning penis, afternoon penis, evening penis, or nightime sleeping penis?

Would they measure thickness as well as length? Do they take photos as evidence for their study? Or do they just set up a Lush female account and wait for the flurry of penis pics that follow?

Just who are these dick detectives roaming the world with a tape measure? Do they wear logo shirts that say Official Penis Measurer? Who hires them? Do they work for the United Nations and wear a blue helmet, cause really, measuring dicks all day should get combat pay, don't ya think?

Does the survey organization have an employee of the month? Dick Surveyor Of The Month. Would they get a plaque for the wall or maybe a golden penis statuette for their desk?

There are just so many questions regarding the people who do these schlong studies. Such as who pays for the pecker measuring to be done? What kind of penis measuring equipment do they use? A tape measure, a ruler, or do they spec that honker from experience?

Someone needs to get to the root of this.


I had an old boyfriend who asked me how big was the biggest cock I'd been with
TBH I've no idea how big 6 inches is or an inch for that matter
Sometimes it's obvious but I mostly go by weight
I once told a girl I was hung like a ken doll. It made her curious enough to find out. Fortunately for both of us, I was lying.

Don't believe everything that you read.

I don't think that statement is entirely true. Some men, like me for example, are very modest and I usually tell the ladies it's only half the size it really is.























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I had an old boyfriend who asked me how big was the biggest cock I'd been with
TBH I've no idea how big 6 inches is or an inch for that matter
Sometimes it's obvious but I mostly go by weight


Hang on... erm you have some scales in your handbag?

Well I have never exaggerated, I checked with my yardstick .....

Seriously I never have because you never know when you are going to get the chance to prove it. If you lie about it, are you gonna tell her it shrank right after you started talking just before you met. I have always hoped that enthusiasm and knowledge would outdo size, so I learned all I could.
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I have always told the truth about my size even though it is very small lol
'cause bigger willies attract more fillies?
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Hang on... erm you have some scales in your handbag?


Ha ha doesn’t everyone
You know what I mean
You know by feeling it in your hands