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Whoring myself out for premium membership

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MissCummington
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Hey all, my membership has ran out. So what I ask of you is to gift me membership, in return I will write a custom story about you and I. You'll have priority access to me be it rp or play. You will become my one and only dom and control what I do on and off of lush. Including wanking at work, and deciding what I wear/dont wear. And for gold you get a special pic.
sprite
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okay, why don't i think of these things? come on, guys and/or gals, what are you waiting for? smile

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Guest
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I will give you acid reflux if you come across with the bucks and I will delight you with poems...maybe even fart an aria.
Guest
Lurker
There's a platinum membership too now, Miss C. Just incase you wanted to raise the bar any higher...
simplyjohn
Site administrator
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simplyjohn
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Quote by MissCummington
Hey all, my membership has ran out. So what I ask of you is to gift me membership, in return I will write a custom story about you and I. You'll have priority access to me be it rp or play. You will become my one and only dom and control what I do on and off of lush. Including wanking at work, and deciding what I wear/dont wear. And for gold you get a special pic.


If nothing else, with that avatar and this thread, you will get heaps of profile views.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by sprite
okay, why don't i think of these things?


Because it might be considered in breach of the terms perhaps

I will not ask members for their credit card details, or try to solicit money by any means. I acknowledge this will result in my account being terminated.


Perhaps not


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Magical_felix
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Quote by noll


Because it might be considered in breach of the terms perhaps


What a fucking snitch...
simplyjohn
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Quote by kiera
Wanking at work?? What a very male reference to masturbation...I surely wonder what that surprise photo might be


Just who is fondling their todger at work?



The photo is of a nice mixed grill (8oz rump lol) with all the trimmings... what were you thinking?
angiegirl
Princess D
well now smiles.................
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by trinket
I'm just saying that for the guys sakes.


I don't think MissCummington restricted her potential clientele to one gender.


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NaughtyKat
Active Ink Slinger
I would love for some guy to buy my membership but I am not going to do that much work for it,so I guess I will stay as is I may turn pokes off since you have to be a member to poke back and its very annoying to not be able to poke back.
HeraTeleia
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Quote by sweet_as_candy
There's a platinum membership too now, Miss C. Just in case you wanted to raise the bar any higher...


This. For that kind of "access" you should really specify that the gift should be a Platinum membership. Might as well be a high-class whore.
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This thread has me in stitches .... If it works, i'll be considering posting in 11 months
But i'll up the game and offer a receipt for tax purposes...
MissCummington
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by HeraTeleia


This. For that kind of "access" you should really specify that the gift should be a Platinum membership. Might as well be a high-class whore.


thats more or less your run of the mill whore isn't it?
zacholiver
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I dunno, since you already state you're fucking your boss, maybe you should do a chaturbate channel. There's a hecuva lot more money there, you guys could probably make $200 +/- a night.

Then you could come back and buy premium memberships for everyone here
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HeraTeleia
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So nearly two and a half years on and you've not even snagged a silver...maybe the pic swiped off the Web isn't working out so well? Or maybe it's your constant mention of 32E breasts, which are both anatomically very unlikely and even if true, would be extremely painful. I don't know. Maybe change up your approach?

And FTR, if you're willing to sub indefinitely for $50/year--the cost of a Gold membership--you're not a high-class whore. Just saying.
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Am I reading the op correctly?
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Quote by MissCummington


thats more or less your run of the mill whore isn't it?


Here you go. Hope that helps?.
HeraTeleia
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Quote by StephTaylor
Am I reading the op correctly?


Yup. She can't come up with $200 for a Platinum or even $50 for a Gold membership, despite her claims of being fully employed and "fucking her boss", so she's offering to "sub" for someone, write stories for that someone, and make herself constantly available on Lush for that someone indefinitely for...yup, $50. It's sort of tragic.
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Grace
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Quote by HeraTeleia


Yup. She can't come up with $200 for a Platinum or even $50 for a Gold membership, despite her claims of being fully employed and "fucking her boss", so she's offering to "sub" for someone, write stories for that someone, and make herself constantly available on Lush for that someone indefinitely for...yup, $50. It's sort of tragic.


She says she can't even come up with $10 for Bronze, that for Gold you get a special pic. And just how special can that pic be to warrant an extra $40? I have a pretty fervid imagination, and I can't think of anything I haven't seen on the internet.

$10 for bronze, up to $200 for platinum. That's less than £160. Even in the 70s, I could raise £160 for something I really wanted when I was working, let alone £8. And that's without fucking my boss.

I'll pass.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

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I'll see if my hubby will pimp me out lol.
noll
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Quote by HeraTeleia
...maybe the pic swiped off the Web isn't working out so well?


And people call me a party-pooper.


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Does she realise that nipples are for sucking and not blowing on?
Those airbags look back breaking!
PeachesAndDiesel
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I have really enjoyed the conversations and rooms set up by MissCummington. And this strikes me as a really fun and imaginative idea from someone who has been a consistently imaginative and energetic member. Love it.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
So nearly two and a half years on and you've not even snagged a silver...maybe the pic swiped off the Web isn't working out so well? Or maybe it's your constant mention of 32E breasts, which are both anatomically very unlikely and even if true, would be extremely painful. I don't know. Maybe change up your approach?

And FTR, if you're willing to sub indefinitely for $50/year--the cost of a Gold membership--you're not a high-class whore. Just saying.


Damn.....you dunked on her
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