Pit Sex

12 Sep 2013

How many lush members like armpit sex?

It's where the girl puts the guy's cock in a headlock and then the guy thrusts in and out. It is usually practiced when a girl is on her period, she doesn't like anal and she's also feeling nauseous. So the armpit is used. It is recommended that she be freshly shaved and not stubbley to avoid discomfort.

Armpit sex is also known as:

A cockpit (for obvious reasons)

Sleeving (if she keeps her shirt on and the penis enters through the sleeve to get to the pit)

And a Canadian armpit (because upon the man finishing the pit looks like a winter wonderland.)

Not to be confused with:

Cumpits (when a girl puts on so much damn deodorant that it looks like she has dry crusty cum on them when she lifts her arms.)

12 Sep 2013

Oh...my...God.

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12 Sep 2013

Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Oh...my...God.

I'm not God, I'm just a man.

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix

I'm not God, I'm barely a man.

There, I fixed it for you.

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12 Sep 2013

Quote by slipperywhenwet2012

There, I fixed it for you.

Your immaturity and close-mindedness has been noted. Please stop making a mockery of the thread and answer the question or move along.

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix

Your immaturity and close-mindedness has been noted. Please stop making a mockery of the thread and answer the question or move along.

You don't tell me! I'll move along when I see fit.

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12 Sep 2013

I hope this isn't real...

12 Sep 2013

Quote by slipperywhenwet2012

You don't tell me! I'll move along when I see fit.

Can I get a moderator in here? I mean, how are people gonna answer if this person keeps taking my thread off topic?

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Poppet
I hope this isn't real...

It's as real as the streets, little girl.

12 Sep 2013

Can you make fart sounds like that?

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12 Sep 2013

Quote by BiMale73
Can you make fart sounds like that?

You mean a pueef? Yes.

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix
It's as real as the streets, little girl.

I just don't get it. Why not just give head? This is so disturbing. confused1

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Poppet

I just don't get it. Why not just give head? This is so disturbing.

Quote by Magical_felix
It is usually practiced when a girl is on her period, she doesn't like anal and she's also feeling nauseous.

The nausea. It is hard for a girl when she's feeling nauseous.

12 Sep 2013

Some people like head, some people like bum hole, some like tit fucks, some like hand jobs and rim jobs and all sorts. Periods are really a fucking inconvenience...
Felix likes armpit, who cares!!!
Lush is a place to vent this stuff, we should appreciate his imput I say !!

12 Sep 2013

Quote by crazydiamond
Some people like head , some people like bum hole, periods are really a fucking inconvenience...
Felix likes armpit, who cares!!!
Lush is a place to vent this stuff, we should appreciate his imput I say !!

I like all that too... This is for when those are off the menu. That, or if a girl wants to please 5 men at a time.

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix
You mean a pueef? Yes.

Awesome ;)

=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix

I like all that too... This is for when those are off the menu. That, or if a girl wants to please 5 men at a time.

YES!!!! 2 Armpits that helps with the maths !! I was struggling smile

1 + 1 + 2 + huh? = HUH

hahahahaha

bunny

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix
The nausea. It is hard for a girl when she's feeling nauseous.

Right, got you. Okay, well, whatever works, I guess. Right?

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix

You mean a pueef? Yes.

Don't you mean queef?

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Pixie

Don't you mean queef?

No, a queef is a release of air in an audible fashion from the vagina.

This would be a pueef. Queef + Pit = Pueef.

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix

No, a queef is a release of air in an audible fashion from the vagina.

This would be a pueef. Queef + Pit = Pueef.

Huh. Well you learn something new everyday. book

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Poppet

Right, got you. Okay, well, whatever works, I guess. Right?

Right. Whatever's cheddar.

12 Sep 2013

Wow......Now I can say I've heard it all.

12 Sep 2013

One of my fuck-buddies, Caroline, can pleasure 30 men at once with all her pits and crevices.

When we all finally ejaculate, we call the resulting phenomenon a creamsandwich.

12 Sep 2013

Wow, one for the diary to try I suppose.... I think....hmmm.... maybe.....We'll see.

12 Sep 2013

I..... wow..... just.....damn..... I will go with "Y'all can just keep that one for yourselves" ...

12 Sep 2013

Cockpit sex .... Only when you blast me in the eyes of course, and ONLY IF!

12 Sep 2013

Quote by AngelHeart01
Cockpit sex .... Only when you blast me in the eyes of course, and ONLY IF!

These nice people don't need to know about our blinded pity parties.

Shhh

12 Sep 2013

Quote by Magical_felix

These nice people don't need to know about our blinded pity parties.

I see where you are going with pity party.

I'm wondering if there is a particular brand of anti-perspirant marketed toward pit sex pits. If not it could be called Old Spunk or Ban Hard On.

13 Sep 2013

Quote by Buz

I see where you are going with pity party.

I'm wondering if there is a particular brand of anti-perspirant marketed toward pit sex pits. If not it could be called Old Spunk or Ban Hard On.

In Canada, we use this...