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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
How many lush members like armpit sex?

It's where the girl puts the guy's cock in a headlock and then the guy thrusts in and out. It is usually practiced when a girl is on her period, she doesn't like anal and she's also feeling nauseous. So the armpit is used. It is recommended that she be freshly shaved and not stubbley to avoid discomfort.

Armpit sex is also known as:

A cockpit (for obvious reasons)

Sleeving (if she keeps her shirt on and the penis enters through the sleeve to get to the pit)

And a Canadian armpit (because upon the man finishing the pit looks like a winter wonderland.)

Not to be confused with:

Cumpits (when a girl puts on so much damn deodorant that it looks like she has dry crusty cum on them when she lifts her arms.)
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Oh...my...God.

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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Oh...my...God.


I'm not God, I'm just a man.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Magical_felix


I'm not God, I'm barely a man.


There, I fixed it for you.

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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


There, I fixed it for you.


Your immaturity and close-mindedness has been noted. Please stop making a mockery of the thread and answer the question or move along.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Magical_felix


Your immaturity and close-mindedness has been noted. Please stop making a mockery of the thread and answer the question or move along.


You don't tell me! I'll move along when I see fit.

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Poppet
Cheeky Chick
I hope this isn't real...
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


You don't tell me! I'll move along when I see fit.



Can I get a moderator in here? I mean, how are people gonna answer if this person keeps taking my thread off topic?
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Poppet
I hope this isn't real...


It's as real as the streets, little girl.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Can you make fart sounds like that?


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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by BiMale73
Can you make fart sounds like that?


You mean a pueef? Yes.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Quote by Magical_felix
It's as real as the streets, little girl.


I just don't get it. Why not just give head? This is so disturbing.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Poppet


I just don't get it. Why not just give head? This is so disturbing.


Quote by Magical_felix
It is usually practiced when a girl is on her period, she doesn't like anal and she's also feeling nauseous.


The nausea. It is hard for a girl when she's feeling nauseous.
crazydiamond
Clever Gem
Some people like head, some people like bum hole, some like tit fucks, some like hand jobs and rim jobs and all sorts. Periods are really a fucking inconvenience...
Felix likes armpit, who cares!!!
Lush is a place to vent this stuff, we should appreciate his imput I say !!
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by crazydiamond
Some people like head , some people like bum hole, periods are really a fucking inconvenience...
Felix likes armpit, who cares!!!
Lush is a place to vent this stuff, we should appreciate his imput I say !!


I like all that too... This is for when those are off the menu. That, or if a girl wants to please 5 men at a time.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Magical_felix
You mean a pueef? Yes.


Awesome ;)


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crazydiamond
Clever Gem
Quote by Magical_felix


I like all that too... This is for when those are off the menu. That, or if a girl wants to please 5 men at a time.


YES!!!! 2 Armpits that helps with the maths !! I was struggling smile 1 + 1 + 2 + huh? = HUH

hahahahaha
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Quote by Magical_felix
The nausea. It is hard for a girl when she's feeling nauseous.


Right, got you. Okay, well, whatever works, I guess. Right?
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
Quote by Magical_felix


You mean a pueef? Yes.


Don't you mean queef?
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Pixie


Don't you mean queef?


No, a queef is a release of air in an audible fashion from the vagina.

This would be a pueef. Queef + Pit = Pueef.
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
Quote by Magical_felix


No, a queef is a release of air in an audible fashion from the vagina.

This would be a pueef. Queef + Pit = Pueef.


Huh. Well you learn something new everyday.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Poppet


Right, got you. Okay, well, whatever works, I guess. Right?


Right. Whatever's cheddar.
Ravyn
Cock Connoisseur
Wow......Now I can say I've heard it all.
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
One of my fuck-buddies, Caroline, can pleasure 30 men at once with all her pits and crevices.




When we all finally ejaculate, we call the resulting phenomenon a creamsandwich.
Tranquil
Active Ink Slinger
Wow, one for the diary to try I suppose.... I think....hmmm.... maybe.....We'll see.
Unknown User
I..... wow..... just.....damn..... I will go with "Y'all can just keep that one for yourselves" ...
AngelHeart01
Active Ink Slinger
Cockpit sex .... Only when you blast me in the eyes of course, and ONLY IF!
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by AngelHeart01
Cockpit sex .... Only when you blast me in the eyes of course, and ONLY IF!



These nice people don't need to know about our blinded pity parties.

Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by Magical_felix



These nice people don't need to know about our blinded pity parties.



I see where you are going with pity party.

I'm wondering if there is a particular brand of anti-perspirant marketed toward pit sex pits. If not it could be called Old Spunk or Ban Hard On.
TheDevilsWeakness
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Buz


I see where you are going with pity party.

I'm wondering if there is a particular brand of anti-perspirant marketed toward pit sex pits. If not it could be called Old Spunk or Ban Hard On.


In Canada, we use this...