Quote by HeraTeleia
So...you'd just like to hear the sound of the steak on the griddle and the chips in the fryer, whilst a woman breathes heavily into the phone, and that would do it for you? Sometimes I wonder how it is that your not taken, SJ. Easy to feed, easy to please, what's not to love?
Finally someone reads me. In all seriousness I joined a dating site a few weeks ago and I created a profile along these lines...
Mature male seeks the company of a lady. Fit, vegetarian diet, works out every day, sexy and honest/respectful. Would love to meet similar and go dutch on any expense incurred.
I added some pictures of my muscles and my 5 pack etc.
Not one bloody mail so far!!
Sorry... very off topic.