Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

MASTURBATION ... What happens to girls????

last reply
39 replies
4.9k views
0 watchers
0 likes
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Quote by alison90
It's definitely affecting my eyesight.
I can barely read the instructions on the toys.
Fortunately it is a skill that appears to be intuitive.

Men are just a way of saving money on batteries.
Also with every second one you get a free dinner.


omg ... thats just a nasty horrible thing to say ... damn well made me laugh though.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by alison90


Men are just a way of saving money on batteries.
Also with every second one you get a free dinner.



DAMN! I don't think I'm getting my quota of free dinners!
Guest
Lurker
Quote by alison90
It's definitely affecting my eyesight.
I can barely read the instructions on the toys.
Fortunately it is a skill that appears to be intuitive.

Men are just a way of saving money on batteries.
Also with every second one you get a free dinner.


Lmao.



I don't know about the men part. I wouldn't really know anymore.
lmao

Who wants to take me to dinner?? Lmao
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
What happens to girls, well nothing, but a nice big juicy orgasm and if you hit the right spot, a fountain of cum juice, but then then have to change the sheets, more washing lol lol
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
Quote by alison90

Men are just a way of saving money on batteries.
Also with every second one you get a free dinner.



Damn! Do you mean that if I didn't have a rechargeable I'd get dinners out more often?? I've obviously missed a trick there... ;)
matureman56
Active Ink Slinger
Well if anyone was going to go blind it would be me. Just a bit short-sighted lol. Need to practice more perhaps.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i break out into a disney musical

Say. Her. Name.