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My tits are DDDD
Quote by WellMadeMale
"It's only seven inches, gawddamned it...but some girls like it that wide."
Quote by Kyle
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.
Quote by AlissaQuote by Kyle
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.
Does it have a manual backup (just in case)?
Quote by KyleQuote by AlissaQuote by Kyle
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.
Does it have a manual backup (just in case)?
Yes, I did get the Luxury package.
Quote by KyleQuote by AlissaQuote by Kyle
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.
Does it have a manual backup (just in case)?
Yes, I did get the Luxury package.
Quote by bikebum1975Quote by KyleQuote by AlissaQuote by Kyle
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.
Does it have a manual backup (just in case)?
Yes, I did get the Luxury package.
LMFAO Good one Kyle
Quote by chris283
i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thick
Quote by MMonroeQuote by chris283
i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thick
Yea right
Quote by WellMadeMale
I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.
What am I?
Quote by rougerogue
Curse you Lady X, you put a break in the comedy.
G'Damn it. Good thing your pretty!
Quote by LadyXQuote by WellMadeMale
I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.
What am I?
a mf'in shotgun, baby!