How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?

22 May 2010

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I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?

a mf'in shotgun, baby!

heheh, that's a big shotgun. Prolly weighs 35 pounds.

Nope.

When I bite ya, you go limp.

A rattlesnake?

22 May 2010

That would be my guessss too!

22 May 2010

I give up!

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

22 May 2010

Quote by LadyX
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?

a mf'in shotgun, baby!

heheh, that's a big shotgun. Prolly weighs 35 pounds.

Nope.

When I bite ya, you go limp.

A rattlesnake?

The first thought that comes to my mind on Jeffs question is do we really wanna know? LMAO the answer could be scary lol

22 May 2010

On second thought, I may not want to know the answer evil4

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

22 May 2010

Give that girl a cigar. cheerleader

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

22 May 2010

I had a good feeling about the rattlesnake- funny, because I'm usually partial to Pythons.

22 May 2010

Quote by LadyX
I had a good feeling about the rattlesnake- funny, because I'm usually partial to Pythons.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

23 May 2010

:3 8 and a half inches.

23 May 2010

how BIG is your tits for women?

You mean how big ARE they?

They aren't.

23 May 2010

I have size 34 C boobies.

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it...or, learn from it." - Rafiki, The Lion King

23 May 2010

Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.

23 May 2010

Quote by Kyle
Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.

OH MY GOD KYLE!!!!! You are to damn funny Bro

23 May 2010

Quote by Kyle
Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.

One is glad to be of service.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

23 May 2010

I started talking about cock and tits when I was 9 years old.. 53 years later.. I'm still talking about cock and tits.. that's gotta be some kinda record....

25 May 2010

I'll be honest. It's not that big... about 5 inches or so when erect...

25 May 2010

Mine is a full 9 incher with a girth of some 3.4

29 May 2010

34/B WITH LONG PIERCED NIPPLES

30 May 2010

I was blessed and on the curve, I'm above average, so I thought I would come here and brag. But then I read about 30"!!! And robo-cocks... Now I feel far too inadequate to share. crybaby

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30 May 2010

I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.1mw31TKCe3QDSJle

30 May 2010

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I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.19Bw5VWdWKCnk6E1

You need to iron out that birthday suit evil4

30 May 2010

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Quote by oldgit
I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.v1FOtOZliTaJOVcH

You need to iron out that birthday suit

Bad girl Honey LMAO

30 May 2010

My penis wraps around my leg a couple times. It's rather heavy. I have a butler who helps me carry it around. And too more guys who help me carry my breasts, which reach to my knees.

In lust and dreams,

Ashlyn

30 May 2010

Quote by ChainedLove
My penis wraps around my leg a couple times. It's rather heavy. I have a butler who helps me carry it around. And too more guys who help me carry my breasts, which reach to my knees.

Haha, this made me chuckle. Just my thoughts. I use these to contain my snake. Maybe an idea for you?

30 May 2010

Been a long time since I checked but like 6.75 inches long and 3-4 inches thick. I'm not a shower Ima grower ha ha.

30 May 2010

Small boobies! Learn to love them!

1 Jun 2010

All I can say is...WOW! My dick is just over 6 inches long and on the thicker side. I can't believe how many guys have avoided answering this question (honestly) and turned this thread into a "let's make a joke about it because I am not measuring up to the pornstars I watch online." 90% of guys in the world are between 6 -6 & 1/2 inches. So sexybitch1, I hope this helps.

1 Jun 2010

Quote by Lithium9
All I can say is...WOW! My dick is just over 6 inches long and on the thicker side. I can't believe how many guys have avoided answering this question (honestly) and turned this thread into a "let's make a joke about it because I am not measuring up to the pornstars I watch online." 90% of guys in the world are between 6 -6 & 1/2 inches. So sexybitch1, I hope this helps.

Cause to be honest as far as I am concerned it's nobody's damn business but mine or my lovers.

1 Jun 2010

Quote by chris283
i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thick

Sure ;)

I have a size C cup.

1 Jun 2010

My cock is 10"