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Which side do you hang?

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alpha2moms
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I took my stepson to buy a nice suit. The tailor/seamstress asked him, "Which side do you hang?" Apparently, when she measured him it wasn't! He had an embarrassed grin on his face.

Is there a preference? Which side do you hang?
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A gentleman 'dresses' my dear, to one side or the other and any true tailor or seamstress should have asked that.

Personally I hang to the left smile
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Left as well, though it can depend on position and other factors.
alpha2moms
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by Simon66
A gentleman 'dresses' my dear, to one side or the other and any true tailor or seamstress should have asked that.

Personally I hang to the left smile


She actually asked, "How do you dress, Sir?" When he didn't make a proper response and I shrug a questioning look, she asked in a way we both understood.
Buz
The Linebacker
It hangs left or right depending upon the political environment.

In bluejeans it hangs left. In suit trousers it hangs right.
GMOFLEISURE
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Left. Points slightly left when erect too.
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I am another who dresses to the left
Paman
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I too, dress to the left.
PhilU
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I dress to the left. Apparently, a majority of men do, which might be related to the left testicle usually hanging lower. This is despite it usually smaller than the right in real life...but not in Ancient Greek statues. There was an Ignobel Prize for the man who wrote a paper about that... https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/oct/13/science.highereducation1 Just thought you might all like to know that
Eodman
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I am left handed myself. The only way I was ever asked!
AWolfe68
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Always to the left
hopp3r
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To the left. My left.
Growing up I was worried that if I let it always go that way that it would develop a kink in it so I would force it to the right to try and even it out and keep it straight. Of course now I realize that my thinking was just absurd but truth-be-told, this wasn't exactly something they covered in health class or I felt comfortable asking someone older.

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Paman
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"Sir, which side do you dress?"
"Over by the window."
simplyjohn
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Its a gravity thing for me. Standing up straight the middle, leaning left then guess what? Left... guess the rest.
noll
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Wrong side of town... err... I mean left.


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trinket
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Quote by PhilU
I dress to the left. Apparently, a majority of men do, which might be related to the left testicle usually hanging lower. This is despite it usually smaller than the right in real life...but not in Ancient Greek statues. There was an Ignobel Prize for the man who wrote a paper about that... https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/oct/13/science.highereducation1 Just thought you might all like to know that



Thank you Phil. I feel sufficiently educated to the point where I'll never again have to ask someone "how they hangin'?"


Quote by hopp3r
To the left. My left.
Growing up I was worried that if I let it always go that way that it would develop a kink in it so I would force it to the right to try and even it out and keep it straight. Of course now I realize that my thinking was just absurd but truth-be-told, this wasn't exactly something they covered in health class or I felt comfortable asking someone older.


Omg
PhilU
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Quote by trinket


Thank you Phil. I feel sufficiently educated to the point where I'll never again have to ask someone "how they hangin'?"



Hmm, you know, I've never launched into that explanation in response to a simple question of "how they hangin'?" But perhaps I will, next time someone asks me that.
Guest
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Mine hangs straight down as my nut sag hangs down as well. When I dress I must choose which leg to stuff it in.
clum
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I didn't know this was a thing. I've literally never given it an ounce of thought. Never been measured for a tailored suit, and when I've been measure for a kilt, it obviously doesn't matter.

The shorts I'm wearing right now are baggy enough that I don't need to hang either way, so I don't know.
bella34
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just a bit to the right
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To the left. I wonder if there is a link between the hand one writes with (and presumably does other things with ;)) and the direction it naturally falls?
alwayshorny1952
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I hang to the left and go commando. I don't know if it matters, but maybe if you are right handed you hang on the left and if left handed you hang on the right. I don't know for sure. I notice that when I have a girl in the car with me and she moves her hand up my thigh she seems disappointed when she gets to the crotch and still hasn't felt my cock. Then I move her hand to my other thigh and say "better" as her hand is full of cock. She looks at you and says "better"
captainkirkland
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To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left...