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Which side do you hang?

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Buz
The Linebacker
That can change.
15Affairs
Active Ink Slinger
I'm left handed, left-footed and surprise, surprise hang to the left too..
clum
Clumeleon
So, now this has been brought to my attention, I've started paying more attention to my penis. And I tend towards the right, which seems to put me in the minority here.
RiccardoMan
Active Ink Slinger
Always to the left just doesn't feel right me dressing to the right
Guest
Lurker
Left, always the left,
NudeDon1969
Active Ink Slinger
It depends if I am wearing pants. If I am wearing pants, then it hangs to the left; when nude, it hangs mostly straight down.
wayneb47
Advanced Wordsmith
I hang to the right. I heard its according to which handed you are but that may be a "wives tale".
Unknown User
Lefty here! For as long as I can remember ha
Smoocher
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Quote by NudeDon1969
It depends if I am wearing pants. If I am wearing pants, then it hangs to the left; when nude, it hangs mostly straight down.



Well, YES to the left for me also. Used to be straight out when nude and in presence of naked female ... now due to age it's straight down...???
Sholbin83
English Gentleman
i seem to hang to the left.
GMOFLEISURE
Active Ink Slinger
Technically dress left, but for a variety of reasons its usually irrelevant.
Ls63563
Active Ink Slinger
My hubby dresses right for some reason. That causes me to have to reach back under his zipper to get his cock. Do you realize how inconvenient that is? I'm going to check with his insurance and see if this is a correctable defect. A woman should not have to work extra hard to get to her mans cock when it seems so many are much easier accessible. Wish me luck!
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
I hang left. Which is lucky since off the rack pants and trousers are tailored for a man hanging left.
Andy37
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When I am naked, it hangs straight down. When wearing jeans, it is more comfortable right. When wearing tailored trousers either side is fine.
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Quote by Ls63563
My hubby dresses right for some reason. That causes me to have to reach back under his zipper to get his cock. Do you realize how inconvenient that is? I'm going to check with his insurance and see if this is a correctable defect. A woman should not have to work extra hard to get to her mans cock when it seems so many are much easier accessible. Wish me luck!




Good luck and let us know, lol
redcaramel01
Active Ink Slinger
I hang straight down or slightly to the left, when flaccid.

I am right handed.
CarltonStJames
Trust people to be themselves...
I was gonna do the whole Beyonce, "to the left, to the left," but someone already did it and threw my game plan off.

But yes, naturally drops to the left, and thus that is the side everything is secured as well.

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1955butch
Active Ink Slinger
Being left handed mine hangs to the left. when naked it hangs straight down, unless, even at my age, its aroused then straight out.
Guest
Lurker
Straight down !
Unknown User
Pretty cleanly down the middle, slightly to the left
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Up!

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darkroot50
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Quote by PhilU
I dress to the left. Apparently, a majority of men do, which might be related to the left testicle usually hanging lower. This is despite it usually smaller than the right in real life...but not in Ancient Greek statues. There was an Ignobel Prize for the man who wrote a paper about that... https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/oct/13/science.highereducation1 Just thought you might all like to know that



I'm the opposite - left larger than right - which is why I dress right.
welshstallion
Active Ink Slinger
Down the middle slightly to the left