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Which side do you hang?
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I'm left handed, left-footed and surprise, surprise hang to the left too..
Clumeleon
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So, now this has been brought to my attention, I've started paying more attention to my penis. And I tend towards the right, which seems to put me in the minority here.
Active Ink Slinger
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Always to the left just doesn't feel right me dressing to the right
Active Ink Slinger
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left for sure
Lurker
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Left, always the left,
Active Ink Slinger
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The left
Active Ink Slinger
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Left
Active Ink Slinger
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It depends if I am wearing pants. If I am wearing pants, then it hangs to the left; when nude, it hangs mostly straight down.
Lurker
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Left
Advanced Wordsmith
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I hang to the right. I heard its according to which handed you are but that may be a "wives tale".
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Lefty here! For as long as I can remember ha
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Quote by NudeDon1969
It depends if I am wearing pants. If I am wearing pants, then it hangs to the left; when nude, it hangs mostly straight down.
Well, YES to the left for me also. Used to be straight out when nude and in presence of naked female ... now due to age it's straight down...???
Advanced Wordsmith
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To the left
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To the right, and up if the correct sexy person is nearby 
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Technically dress left, but for a variety of reasons its usually irrelevant.
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My hubby dresses right for some reason. That causes me to have to reach back under his zipper to get his cock. Do you realize how inconvenient that is? I'm going to check with his insurance and see if this is a correctable defect. A woman should not have to work extra hard to get to her mans cock when it seems so many are much easier accessible. Wish me luck!
Primus Omnium
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I hang left. Which is lucky since off the rack pants and trousers are tailored for a man hanging left. 
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When I am naked, it hangs straight down. When wearing jeans, it is more comfortable right. When wearing tailored trousers either side is fine.
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Quote by Ls63563
My hubby dresses right for some reason. That causes me to have to reach back under his zipper to get his cock. Do you realize how inconvenient that is? I'm going to check with his insurance and see if this is a correctable defect. A woman should not have to work extra hard to get to her mans cock when it seems so many are much easier accessible. Wish me luck!
Good luck and let us know, lol
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I hang straight down or slightly to the left, when flaccid.
I am right handed.
I am right handed.
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I was gonna do the whole Beyonce, "to the left, to the left," but someone already did it and threw my game plan off.
But yes, naturally drops to the left, and thus that is the side everything is secured as well.
But yes, naturally drops to the left, and thus that is the side everything is secured as well.
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Being left handed mine hangs to the left. when naked it hangs straight down, unless, even at my age, its aroused then straight out.
Lurker
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Straight down !
Advanced Wordsmith
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Pretty cleanly down the middle, slightly to the left
Lurker
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To the left
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Up!
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Quote by PhilU
I dress to the left. Apparently, a majority of men do, which might be related to the left testicle usually hanging lower. This is despite it usually smaller than the right in real life...but not in Ancient Greek statues. There was an Ignobel Prize for the man who wrote a paper about that... https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/oct/13/science.highereducation1 Just thought you might all like to know that
I'm the opposite - left larger than right - which is why I dress right.
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Down the middle slightly to the left