Well, after a couple hours playing with them, and seeing if they're big and/or soft enough for me to suck on the nipples ...
Go to the gym for a few hours. Do some weight work, bounce up and down on the treadmill for half an hour, then see how many guys follow me back to the locker room. Next, hang out in the jacuzzi, the steam room and the sauna for a long time - topless of course. See how many guys try to hide their erections. See how many guys don't bother trying to hide. See how much more attention I get versus on a normal day. If I get a proposition or two, maybe take them up on it. Sounds a little scary and a little fun.
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I know this is an Ask the Guys thread but hey, every human, even males, has breasts unless you have Poland syndrome or bilateral (or unilateral) amastia, the absence or underdevelopment of the mammary glands, which is a congenital anomaly or a birth defect. On the other hand, athelia is when one is born without one or both nipples and amazia is the lack of mammary glands.
In addition to that, Gynecomastia is the condition when there is an enlargement or overdevelopment in the amount of mammary (gland) tissue in boys or men due to an imbalance of the hormones testosterone and estrogen.
To answer the question, I'd pray for the day to end.
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I think we all know that technically men have breasts too, but most of us can infer thatโs not the question here. Menโs breasts are generally different (and not just in size, although often that too) from womenโs breasts.
The question was pretty clearly what would you do if you had lady-style breasts for a day.
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