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What would you do if you had breasts for a day?

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Breasts for a day!!! Then I could use the clothes that my wife used before she passed. She had a set of 50D's that I received much pleasure from. Yes I am into cross-dressing and have been for many years. There is no other feeling like it.
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Welcome aboard lawman!
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Thank you chefkatheleen, I find this a very interesting and insightful site. Lots of advice and also a lot of good humor.
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Since I am a guy, can anyone give me pointers on how to tie up my man boobs? (I'm a bit fat so my man boobs are big! lol! I even had a random girl from school grab them... it was weird lol)
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Just a follow up question for the guys to Plow's post........

What would you guys do if you had breasts for a day?

Inquiring minds wanna know?.....lol



If I had boobs for a day? Would that make me a lesbian cause I would play with them all day.
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Just a follow up question for the guys to Plow's post........

What would you guys do if you had breasts for a day?

Inquiring minds wanna know?.....lol



If I had boobs for a day? Would that make me a lesbian cause I would play with them all day.



LOL!!....maybe....
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I'd pump as much milk out of those suckers as I could and freeze it all. With the economy in the shits, food storage = survival. Oh, and in between milking sessions I'd do shemale-female sex videos for a little extra pocket money.
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I'd pump as much milk out of those suckers as I could and freeze it all. With the economy in the shits, food storage = survival. Oh, and in between milking sessions I'd do shemale-female sex videos for a little extra pocket money.


Lets hope you're not the hairy type then *nods*
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I think I'd tease the guys with them. I would not wear a bra and I'd probably wear a white cotton tank top or so-called wife beater shirt. I'd also check them out in the mirror and get in a pinch or squeeze. As justforfun suggests, I'd probably find a guy and let him titty-fuck me. I've always said that if I was a girl, I'd be the biggest slut in town. I know I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.


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OK, checked with hubby, his answer was as follows: "Wouldn't get a damn thing done because I'd be playing with them all day."
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Let's turn this around. If your hubby or boyfriend got breasts, would you play with them, ladies?
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Let's turn this around. If your hubby or boyfriend got breasts, would you play with them, ladies?

Mighty interesting idea, and yeah, I'd play with them....:d/
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Let's turn this around. If your hubby or boyfriend got breasts, would you play with them, ladies?


yeah for sure. I don't think I would be help it.
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Let's turn this around. If your hubby or boyfriend got breasts, would you play with them, ladies?
I like your thinking Rocco.IFo7YVGqIHV8Yh5r
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To be honest, I'm not sure what I would do with them but I do know I would take the day off work
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i will play myself silly with them, squeeze myself silly, try to get my willy up there in between my breasts and mastrubate myself silly....!!
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Ronnie would get silly with his willy.
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go win some beer at a pool hall
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I think I'd:

Play with my nipples a while....
Are they big as I want?....then I'd go get into every wet T-shirt contest I could find...and let the judges play with them so I would win....
Then play with my nipples some more....
Then go down town stand on the corner and let girls kiss my nipples for $1...then charge $5 to the men watching....
Then play with my nipples for a while....
Then go make out with the hottest Lesbian I could find...and spring a surprise on her...SHWING!!!!!
Then play with my nipples some more...
Then get arrested and mistakenly be thrown in the womens detention...time for the conjugal visit ladies!
Play with my nipple a little more....
Then take a nap and get ready for the afternoon...
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Now there's a National Lampoon script, hmm?
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If I had breasts for a day... I hope they would be big enough so I could lift the areola to my mouth for a good licking. I wouldn't be happy with only the breasts though, I would want a beautiful face and the rest of a womans body to go with them. Then I'd find a porn studio and sign up for the lesbian extravaganza being filmed that day so I could rub those babies against as many other breasts as possible. Typical male fantasy.
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Well i would certainly be in for a day of fun. I would sit and play with them all day just to see how they feel. I would certainly enjoy the experience. Getting to see what it feels like would be incredible
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I would STRUT,,in the privacy of my own home!,,,Might even play with them too.
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What a gorgeous display!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
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I will stay in my house all day until they go away!
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I'm not really a boobs guy so it would prolly be really annoying actually having to lug the around for a day.
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I'd rub them in baby oil so they were really slippy, and play with my nipples.

I still have a cock right in this scenario? If that were the case, I'd try and learn yoga quickly, so I could give myself a tit job - and maybe cum on my tits too. Yes. That should do it.

Otherwise if I still look like me, but have the tits. I wouldn't leave the house, it would be too embarrassing.

that was TOO FUCKING FUNNY Bro

BUT I'd run around squirting ppl with milk