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What surprises do men like from their women

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This thread is way too big a moving target, but right now, at this moment, with football season back on, it would be a real surprise for my woman to realise that walking around a Mall holding her shopping is NOT what I call quality time.

Tomorrow, it'll be something else she could do, like, I dunno, learn how to give a decent BJ.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Ruh roh.
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I thank the Comcast gods for HD DVR's!
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Sorry - The suprise would be if she actually let me watch the game and didn't tell me to DVR it.
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Lobster & a filet or other special dinner, slutty lingerie, a massage and porn always worked for me to give a guy a nice surprise. Any man I've done any or all these things for as a surprise seemed to love it.
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Lobster & a filet or other special dinner, slutty lingerie, a massage and porn always worked for me to give a guy a nice surprise. Any man I've done any or all these things for as a surprise seemed to love it.


I am forwarding your suggestion to my wife as a 'hint'. I love the way you think.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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I have no problem being given some chocolate and flowers. I like chocolate. I like flowers. Maybe the latest Green Lantern graphic novel?
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being met from work and driven to a secluded spot by my wife and making love in the open air
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I love when women take the initiative with regard to sex sometimes. I picked up an old girlfriend at the airport (we're both married) and took her to her hotel room. We were having a few drinks and fooling around. She sexily undressed, teasing me playing with herself and undressed me. She took me in her mouth and started sucking me. She then got up and walked me over in front of the mirror and bent over. She reached around and grabbed my cock and guided it in her pussy. We could both watch as I slid in and out of her. It was really hot. Anyway, stuff like that!
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a new born baby
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Tieing me up and using a strapon on my arse!!
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Surprise me by waking me up to a good blowjob (and yes, I am being serious). Every woman I've ever been to bed with has ever done that to me. I'm clean, so it has nothing to do with my hygiene. I've only had one that actually blew me from beginning to end (to prove to me that some girls DO swallow). Anyway...surprise me with that ever elusive blowjob.
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A freshly shaved pussy, begging to be caressed, pinched, fingered, licked, sucked, and fucked until she's screaming so loud she wakes the neighbors two blocks over (a 1/4 of a mile away)--okay just the next door neighbors. Now that is what I would love!
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For me the best answer was the first, and as dave chapelle said, there are no 100 ways to please your man, there are just three...

make him a sandwich, play with his balls a little and shut the hell up.

Truly, really, its not a joke, just do that and any guy would be amazed.
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Per Dr. Oz, the best time to have sex is in the morning. So gals help that man with their morning wood and if they don't have one help them get one! smile
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I know you are looking for a guys answer, but one of my boyfriend's favorite things was the time I mailed his favorite pair of my sexy panties (washed) with this note "can be worn at the opportunity of your choice".
It was a big hit and a year later, he's still tralking about what a great idea it was. Who knew??
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definitely sexual initiative... its nice to be beat to the punch sometimes
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Tie me up and fuck me hard. Simple.