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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I can take you to a theme park...maybe.
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I can take you to a theme park...maybe.


DisneyWorld? cause i've never been smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I could take you to the cleaners at blackjack but in the ring? I'll just conceded now. At 5'1" and 100 lbs you'd be outmaneuvering me something fierce. I'm 6' and 199 lbs. (but that should come down once I lose my vacation weight) but with stiff knees and bad back I can't move very well any more.
probably couldn't, but it would be worth the try
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I could take you to the cleaners at blackjack but in the ring? I'll just conceded now. At 5'1" and 100 lbs you'd be outmaneuvering me something fierce. I'm 6' and 199 lbs. (but that should come down once I lose my vacation weight) but with stiff knees and bad back I can't move very well any more.


i do suck at cards, it has to be admitted smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Lol please... I would pull your underwear over your head then throw you out of a window.
I'd win you over with love and kindness - and kitties, of course. Always kitties. Then you'd feel soooo guilty if you hurt me.

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Lol please... I would pull your underwear over your head then throw you out of a window.


ha! i don't WEAR underwear! who looks foolish now, Magical Pee-licks!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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I'd win you over with love and kindness - and kitties, of course. Always kitties. Then you'd feel soooo guilty if you hurt me.



not if the Kitten's told me too. Kittens are evil. come on - everybody knows that!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I have never hit a woman with my fists in my life and have no plans to start. I'd prefer to be embarrassed by forfeiting rather than to hurt you.
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not if the Kitten's told me too. Kittens are evil. come on - everybody knows that!


Nah, these kittens are all males...
Huummm....(5) min.'s you say..... Ms. Sprite, with a nod to your obvious delusional state, or post working with some type of glue...lol... I should think you to be within (3)min.'s following me about like a lost puppy....Ha!
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Huummm....(5) min.'s you say..... Ms. Sprite, with a nod to your obvious delusional state, or post working with some type of glue...lol... I should think you to be within (3)min.'s following me about like a lost puppy....Ha!


i don't do puppy. Kitty, however, yeah, i do that. with claws. grrr smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

well you are pretty feisty but I am a sneaky little bastard...I would distract you with alluring nudie pics of the other Mods, trip you up with your own red cape and.... kidnap Cleo for ransom unless you take a dive...
Damn! Sounds like I'd get my ass kicked! Seriously I'd settle for a cup of coffee...
You look like you'd be fun enough to wrestle with that it'd be worth a try!
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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.







I'd take you. Do you know how often I watched 'Karate Kid' as a youngster? The crane kick is indefensible. INDEFENSIBLE (until the second 'Karate Kid', where he tried it and it was defended. But I'm hoping you've not watched the second one yet?)

Plus, you don't want me to go down on you. I'm all teeth and have no sense of direction. Going 'down like a ton of bricks' might actually be more enjoyable.
I've probably got the stamina to run away from you for five minutes.

I could take you. No problem, though I might have to wear a box, but I've never struck a woman in my life and don't want to start now.

And it's got nothing to do with the fact you're a short-arse.
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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.





My wife is 5'2" and she can take me down (I am 6'4"). So, in answer to your question, I don't think so, nor would I try. LOL.
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I'd take you. Do you know how often I watched 'Karate Kid' as a youngster? The crane kick is indefensible. INDEFENSIBLE (until the second 'Karate Kid', where he tried it and it was defended. But I'm hoping you've not watched the second one yet?)

Plus, you don't want me to go down on you. I'm all teeth and have no sense of direction. Going 'down like a ton of bricks' might actually be more enjoyable.


See here's the thing...Sprite doesn't need to watch the 2nd one because she has seen the newest one with Will Smith's son in it and his crane kick is far superior to the original, so you really don't stand a chance.

When she takes you down, Irish she's gonna force feed you your own cum
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I understand why you use pounds instead of kilograms ;) I hope you can hold your breath for 5 minutes, 'cause I'd just sit on you.


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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.






Quote by sprite
yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.







I wanna watch. Or even better. I'm going to sell tickets. Just don't ask me to clean up the blood. I freak out around blood.
Wait a minute. Let's think this over. I'm 6' 2" 210. If I beat up a 5 foot girl, won't I go to jail? And if by some miracle I let you win, I'd be the laughing stock of my Dojo. If I win I lose. If I lose I'm a loser.

Ok, I'll pass. I don't abuse women. How about mud wrestling instead?
I'll take you camping.

I'll even build a campfire, and we can sit next to it and tell ghost stories. I know a LOT of ghost stories.
I'd be pleased to take you out for a drink after but I'll admit up front that you'd knock me on my ass in the first 30 seconds.