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I'm 5'4", 112 lbs. Here's the deal... we fight naked. No kicks. No fists. Full-body contact wrestling, covered in baby oil. We sell tickets, and I really don't care who wins, but... do you really want it to end before five minutes? :-)
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I'm 5'4", 112 lbs. Here's the deal... we fight naked. No kicks. No fists. Full-body contact wrestling, covered in baby oil. We sell tickets, and I really don't care who wins, but... do you really want it to end before five minutes? :-)


As you can see, I've got my beer and popcorn and ready for the fight?????
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I'm 5'4", 112 lbs. Here's the deal... we fight naked. No kicks. No fists. Full-body contact wrestling, covered in baby oil. We sell tickets, and I really don't care who wins, but... do you really want it to end before five minutes? :-)


Okey dokey, where do I buy the tickets?
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Yep....to the showers
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I'm no Andy Kaufman. And I will say it before anyone else does. I am too old for this shit. My cardiologist would insist on free tickets. How about just a hug and a kiss?
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I'm 5'4", 112 lbs. Here's the deal... we fight naked. No kicks. No fists. Full-body contact wrestling, covered in baby oil. We sell tickets, and I really don't care who wins, but... do you really want it to end before five minutes? :-)


I was busy imagining how I could possibly get in the ring and not get myself pummelled because I doubt I could ever raise a hand to defend myself much less fight her.

Frankly I'd MUCH rather watch you two go at it. Pass the popcorn please... ;)
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.... ;)
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Doubt it.... seen you practicesmile

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Whats the incentive, knowing that I'd win??
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Whats the incentive, knowing that I'd win??


BRAGGING RIGHTS???. You'd be the tigress with the muscles rippling ... the snarliest snarl ... the highest, pounciest pounce ... and the longest, twitchinest tail ... and the struttingest strut around???. HRH SPRITE will try to make it a true cat fight, but she's just a little kitten. Good luck!!
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Just so you know, gonna look like this...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Pfft you more like:


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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.





Better bring your dancing shoes cause I'll dance with ya, sweetcheeks.
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I'm not sure. I'm all bones.
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Hmmm, not really enough info to say one way or another.

Size doesn't always matter, but attitude usually does. Mostly I'd be afraid of hurting you, which might put me at a disadvantage.

Regardless, it would probably be fun to try.

Fair warning, though: I'd spank your bottom soundly once I'd gotten you worn down.
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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.




not since my car wreck but between 30 & 50 I could have taken you with either fist, feet or both...I am 6'3, my fighting weight was 210 to 220...at 50 I was still whipping 3 25 year olds in bars...
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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.







Yes probably, but it ain't gonna happen. I am six foot, 160 lbs, Bench 225 and squat 540. But I had a lot of martial arts training (Pang Gai Noon Ryun). I don't know how to fight without really hurting someone. I can't wrestle (wrong body type). So I'd hold position outside and look for a connection. I know how to hit, where to hit and I hit hard.

Realistically, I'd walk away from the fight. You aren't trying to hurt or kill me. The best fight is the one you don't have.

Now if you want to spar with "waster" swords, I am all in. Consider me a RenGeek.
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Sprite, I'm 5' 9", 185 lbs., former U.S. Navy, and very sturdy legs. I defy you to knock me to the ground.
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I'm only a first Dan in Taekwondo, but since I'm bigger than you you at 5'2" and 116, we might make it to 5 minutes before you flatten me.

Then we'll have to kiss and make up.
An old favorite story of mine: The Chaise Lounge
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I can handle myself. Seriously. But you are so charismatic and so damn pretty I'd turn into a pillar of salt just seeing you in your tights, or whatever it is you wear, looking all tough and mean, and melt. heart You know you would be gorgeous!
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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.

...before I destroyed my body in a car wreck I could have...I'm 6' 3", my fighting weight is between 210 & 220...I have 25 years of martial arts training & my instructor was teaching full contact when other teachers where still teaching no contact point karate...in my class a body punch that didn't break ribs, was considered a controlled technique...& any head punch that didn't draw blood was OK...I routinely had ribs broken & still won the bout...I once swallowed a tooth so my opponent wouldn't know he hurt me...I went on & won the fight...my assistant teacher was about your size so fighting her removed all in inhabitations I may have had about hitting girl.
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I'd take you. Do you know how often I watched 'Karate Kid' as a youngster? The crane kick is indefensible. INDEFENSIBLE (until the second 'Karate Kid', where he tried it and it was defended. But I'm hoping you've not watched the second one yet?)

Plus, you don't want me to go down on you. I'm all teeth and have no sense of direction. Going 'down like a ton of bricks' might actually be more enjoyable.


there's a name for the karate they used in Karate Kid...its called 'Do Jo' karate & is on a par defensive wise with ball room dancing...
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Wait a minute. Let's think this over. I'm 6' 2" 210. If I beat up a 5 foot girl, won't I go to jail? And if by some miracle I let you win, I'd be the laughing stock of my Dojo. If I win I lose. If I lose I'm a loser.

Ok, I'll pass. I don't abuse women. How about mud wrestling instead?


what style of karate do/did you take?...20 + years of Tae Kwon Do for me...during those years I was lucky enough to meet-Bruce Lee-Chuck Norris-Bill Wallace- among other greats of the karate world...
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Yes probably, but it ain't gonna happen. I am six foot, 160 lbs, Bench 225 and squat 540. But I had a lot of martial arts training (Pang Gai Noon Ryun). I don't know how to fight without really hurting someone. I can't wrestle (wrong body type). So I'd hold position outside and look for a connection. I know how to hit, where to hit and I hit hard.

Realistically, I'd walk away from the fight. You aren't trying to hurt or kill me. The best fight is the one you don't have.

Now if you want to spar with "waster" swords, I am all in. Consider me a RenGeek.


Pang Gai Noon Ryun sounds like a Japanese style
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I agree with Bethany.
To hell with the ring.
Make it a king-size bed covered with a fitted (contour) plastic sheet and add a gallon of almond oil.
Fighting means nothing, loving is everything.
The only way to go down, is between the thighs.
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''I've heard about you.
What have you heard Shane?
That you're a low down Yankee liar.''
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Sprite, I'm 5' 9", 185 lbs., former U.S. Navy, and very sturdy legs. I defy you to knock me to the ground.


all it'd take is one punch in the nuts, ya know ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.