I'm 5'4", 112 lbs. Here's the deal... we fight naked. No kicks. No fists. Full-body contact wrestling, covered in baby oil. We sell tickets, and I really don't care who wins, but... do you really want it to end before five minutes? :-)
I'm no Andy Kaufman. And I will say it before anyone else does. I am too old for this shit. My cardiologist would insist on free tickets. How about just a hug and a kiss?
Whats the incentive, knowing that I'd win??
I'm not sure. I'm all bones.
Hmmm, not really enough info to say one way or another.
Size doesn't always matter, but attitude usually does. Mostly I'd be afraid of hurting you, which might put me at a disadvantage.
Regardless, it would probably be fun to try.
Fair warning, though: I'd spank your bottom soundly once I'd gotten you worn down.
Sprite, I'm 5' 9", 185 lbs., former U.S. Navy, and very sturdy legs. I defy you to knock me to the ground.
I'm only a first Dan in Taekwondo, but since I'm bigger than you you at 5'2" and 116, we might make it to 5 minutes before you flatten me.
Then we'll have to kiss and make up.
I agree with Bethany.
To hell with the ring.
Make it a king-size bed covered with a fitted (contour) plastic sheet and add a gallon of almond oil.
Fighting means nothing, loving is everything.
The only way to go down, is between the thighs.
''I've heard about you.
What have you heard Shane?
That you're a low down Yankee liar.''