Going to the lake with some friends. I was driving, my girl layed her head in my lap and went to work. A couple friends were in the back seat, they thought she was asleep. I had a hard time, keeping the conversation going with out moaning.
In a GF's hot tub, while her mom watched
To a really good friend of mine in the picnic area of an amusement park. I could hear people walk past us behind the trees.
In the car while driving. Once we passed a policeman parked on the roadside. My girlfriend's head was in my lap giving me a bj while my buddy was in the back seat getting a bj from his girlfriend. I guess the cop just saw 2 guys, one driving and one in the backseat. He did give us a serious stare down as we drove by.
Back stage at a high school band concert.
Mark
In my patrol car while doing surveillance.
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Plane on way home from Vegas. I won!
The craziest place for me was in an indoor pool at a gym. It was in the diving well where the lifeguard wasn't paying attention.
on a bus going back to her parents, i had to pretend to sneeze when i came lol, good times
In the back of a taxi on the way home from a great night out. I´m pretty sure the driver knew something was up, but he kept on driving...
In a girls rest room in a bar owned by the cousin of my buddy's girl friend. His girl friend and her cousin and two other girls took me back there (their boy friends were in the bar too) and they teased me about have I ever been ganged banged. Of course I said no and that I don't think it would be a good idea with all their guys out there if they knew I was in the room with them. But Linda got down and pulled my zipper down. It took a bit for her to get me hard (fear can have that effect) but once she did and the other girls edged her on my mind was no longer in control. After she finished her little chore I was told that if I didn't want their guys to know or my girl friend then I had to lick all four. I hate to admit I am chicken, but I knew all it would take is one person to come back looking for someone. Linda and her cousin said lick us or we will tell. Women can be mean at times. So each sat on the toliet and spread their legs and I did as I was told. I may not have been as good as they wished under the conditions,, but I tried. Anyway that was the craziest place I ever did it. And no I didn't get caught, but did get my girl and leave as soon as I could.
while driving my car my G/F was giving me head and we where stopped to give directions. She was a good girl and deep throated me and held it while I told the guy the way to go. I don't think he noticed her but I'm not sure.
In an outside hot tub, in the middle of winter, at a ski resort. My wife was inside on the other side of the glass saying i was too cold to run to the outside tub so I went out with another sexy (female) guest.
Gramps
The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
Just off a hiking trail in the Adirondack Mountains. We could hear other hikers walking by and I was scared of getting discovered, but I couldn't bring myself to stop her. Oh, to be young and stupid again!
behind the toilet paper display at the back of the wholesale store
In a corner of a nightclub (I was dressed as a policeman) she fell for the uniform;)
While driving down the highway at 130kph (ya that's kilometers per hour, I'm Canadian lol) Cruise control is a wonderful thing. Had to pull over before the end or we would have ended up on the news and in the ditch.
in the toilet on a train and in a restaurant!
I was waiting in a long line at the grain elevator waiting to unload, the ex-wife was board and asked if I wanted on, so I unloaded.
Halfway up a tree on a country walk
And in bed but she had a mouth full of popping candy!
Sitting on the edge of the public hottub at a hotel in Niagara Falls. We were alone, and I noticed we were in a corner that couldn't be seen by passersby, so I sat up on the edge, and asked/told her to give me a blowjob. She happily complied.
In the storeroom of my classroom after school.
In a tent while 3 others were asleep.
We were in a public park when I climbed a tree and was hanging from a branch to be funny. She was laughing as she walked over to me, dropped my shorts and started sucking away...Damn, I miss that park...
Driving down the highway, once on a lonely road, second time in heavy traffic in town, also in a fast food parking lot