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O.K. PEOPLE! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS CATEGORY IS GETTIN' A LITTLE LONELY FOR ACTION SO HERE IS MY NEXT QUESTION.
THIS SHOULD BE A FUN ONE!

WHAT PORN NAME WOULD YOU BE CALLED THAT COULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR SEXUALITY - AND WHY?
Buck Naked. Has a nice ring to it
"Colonel Kinky" (pronounced "KER-NAL" for those of you confused)


The kinkier the better for me in the bedroom. I love when women unleash their naughty side. It amazes me how many women are shy and/or unsure about what turns them on. OR What is your sexual fantasy. I love when a woman orgasms. What could be better in life? Anyways.....


---- I like "Colonel Kinky" because I feel like a high ranking person when it comes to "mixing" it up in the bedroom.
I. M. Randy.

Haha...I was thinking of names like...E.Z. Stevie...The Tongue Gun...and, Oral Andy.

But none of them seemed to encompass all my interests in the bedroom, so I. M. Randy seemed to sum it up.
TTG!!! ROTFLMAO!!
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I. M. Randy.

Haha...I was thinking of names like...E.Z. Stevie...The Tongue Gun...and, Oral Andy.

But none of them seemed to encompass all my interests in the bedroom, so I. M. Randy seemed to sum it up.


LOL... I.M. Randy...

Reminds me of some "famous" books/authors:

The Open Kimono by I. Seymour Hare
Lines in the Sand by Dick Dragon
Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
Antlers in the Treetops by Hugust da Mousse
Beware the Yellow Snow by I.P. Dailey
Brown Spots on the Wall by Hu Flung Dung

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New micro: Another Man’s Wife

As you might've guessed, Rocco Tool is a porn name a friend of mine and I came up with, while we were bored at work one night. Another is Rex Spurtz. My friend's favorite is Chip Nipples and Handsome Dick Manitoba.
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Reminds me of some "famous" books/authors:

The Open Kimono by I. Seymour Hare
Lines in the Sand by Dick Dragon
Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
Antlers in the Treetops by Hugust da Mousse
Beware the Yellow Snow by I.P. Dailey
Brown Spots on the Wall by Hu Flung Dung


I.P. Dailey LMAO!!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
LICKALICOUS LYNETTE
Cunny Linguist - I LOVE to eat pussy! Have tongue....WILL travel!!
I'd have to go by: Tapper Wright
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
I have two choices. Either go with Heywood Jablomi or Hugh Jorgan.
Never came up with a porn name, but for anyone old enough to remember the 80's porn, Gail Force had the best name EVER....
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Pinky Bendover
ill stick with cowboy because after an 8 sacond ride im going to jump off throw my hat in the air and yell yeha
save a horse ride a cowboy
I remember Gail Force. I think she went into producing or directing, didn't she?
Oralia Dai does that sound pornish??
Actually had a client by the name of Dick Wacher (and he didn't even have a mustache)...when I would call to set an appointment with him I would get major sniggles from my fellow employees so since that is taken....I'll be:

JACK HANDY...oh yeh, SML got that one so:

Kevin Climax
I was introduced to a pair of executives as I was pitching my services at my previous employer. Bill Nicewanger and Bob Biggerstaff. I thought they were both putting me on.

Those were actually their names, and each of them had accrued the good humor to take advantage of their situations. Both guys were in their mid 40's and you could tell they'd pressed those names to their advantages all their lives.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
DR. FEELGOOD. ,, The Name Speaks for itself.
As a Monty Python fan, I'll stick with the classic "Biggus Dickus" from Life of Brian.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Oral B. Goode
Algol
Flexi LeFleur
An easy way to pick a porn name is to combine your first pet's name and the street you grew up in. So my porn name would be Nicki Roosevelt. Wow, it sounds like a real name.
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An easy way to pick a porn name is to combine your first pet's name and the street you grew up in. So my porn name would be Nicki Roosevelt. Wow, it sounds like a real name.


Scruffy Driftwood - it's not me
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An easy way to pick a porn name is to combine your first pet's name and the street you grew up in. So my porn name would be Nicki Roosevelt. Wow, it sounds like a real name.


"Max Ladywood?" How ironic is that?
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw