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For the longest time, I thought The Matriarch actually was a cat.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Quote by WellMadeMale
For the longest time, I thought The Matriarch actually was a cat.



She is.
All this time I just though there were a lot of closet transsexuals on Lush...
An old favorite story of mine: The Chaise Lounge
YEAH. I don't get why guys would put up a photo of a woman when they are male. Most people don't read profiles.
Its a Bull not a cow..honest!!!!
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For the longest time, I thought The Matriarch actually was a cat.


wait, she's not? hmm... now i am confused.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Its a Bull not a cow..honest!!!!


You might be trying to bullshit us. We can't tell without a side angle picture.
Bulls have horns, silly wabbits!

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I've had people ask me if I'm really a nebula. I had to tell them it was a little more figurative. I'm not a nebula, I am nebulous.
If we have to post gender specific photos,
then next we will have to post photos of ourselves,
then we have to keep them current,
and before long we are posting our drivers license as an avatar.


Then whats next.... posting photos of our genitalia?

Oh, I forgot... some people are ahead of the curve.
If ya can't read scroll down and view my gallery pictures, they might titillate, they might not, but they are a truthful hint of my gender. If you can't be bothered reading, either fuck off or stop complaining.
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I mean, come on ... use your common sense. So an AV is a guy for a woman's profile or a man has a photo of a gorgeous ass .... as some here have said, don't judge me by my AV ... it's a pic I LIKE, it doesnt REPRESENT ME.


It's an interesting statement. My avatar is a picture I like, it doesn't represent me... only that's exactly what an avatar is designed to do, isn't it?

An avatar is an identity, or at least the visual component of one. It's how people see you on here and certainly how they make their first impression of you.

What if a guy walked into a bar wearing a dress and makeup and a man sits down next to him and offers to buy him a drink and he responds, "I'm a dude, can't you tell? Just because I'm wearing a dress and makeup doesn't mean I'm a woman, I just like dresses and makeup." Is it so different?

It's all very well saying "don't judge me by my avatar" but that's what people do. Unfortunately, when someone sees a female picture, they assume the person is female. That is not their fault, it's a reasonable assumption to make, based on the fact that in 90% of cases it will be correct.

If you ask me, people should choose avatars, and usernames, that reflect who they want to be online. (Note I am not saying who they really are). If people are getting the wrong end of the stick with the image they are projecting, maybe they're projecting the wrong image.

As a writer, you have to learn not to blame your readers for not understanding what you're trying to convey. If they don't get it, it's not because they are reading it wrong, it's because you've failed to be clear.

In the same way, I think we have something of a responsibility for the image we project.
Yeah well I really am a fucking cartoon... You should see the crazy cartoon sex me and Sprite have. Think Wile E. Coyote and roadrunner crossed with Young Horny Blondes.
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For the longest time, I thought The Matriarch actually was a cat.


'Tis true.

Like my hat? Fugs is a genius. I am in awe.
There's a category for that -- it's called 'Sex'.

I will agree that people who don't fill that field out (can you even do that?) are probably being a little bit disingenuous. It's a sex-related site. Some people find that stuff important.

But, I also can fault people who can't read a profile. If it's clearly indicated on the profile then I don't really have sympathy for people who think I'm a female because their fantasies make them want to believe I'm a girl writing about her fantasies about her mom. I put 'MALE' there for a reason so they wouldn't be deceived.

And then there are people who can read a profile, realize I'm male, and are cool with that. There's never been a problem with those folks.
I think something very small has just become a huge issue lets just take a deep breath and as already said read peoples profile which they have taken the time and trouble to put up before jumping to conclusions
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Yeah well I really am a fucking cartoon... You should see the crazy cartoon sex me and Sprite have. Think Wile E. Coyote and roadrunner crossed with Young Horny Blondes 14.



Sylvester the Putty Tat told me some real kinky stuff about you and Sprite!


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You mean you're not a dreamliner? sighs


If he was a Dreamliner, he wouldn't work properly and be able to post on lush
I think it should be cocks for the guys and breasts for the gals.

Then, read their profile to find out which way they swing.

None of these things like flowers or airplanes or animals or elves.

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This is another thread that just keeps me in stitches.

Me too chef, butt other than than the sexuall fantasy draw, where would we all be?
Probly working,,,
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wait, she's not? hmm... now i am confused.


Say what?

Quote by chefkathleen
This is another thread that just keeps me in stitches.


Quit it Brian!