Have you ever tried to put your own cock in your ass, or have

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Erm, SURELY if it was big and hard enough to be ABLE to go up your ass, PHYSIOLOGY dictates that then you COULDN'T do it since, (in my limited experience) my own cock, when excited, tends to drift in a general direction that might be best described as AS FAR AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE AS EVER POSSIBLE!!!

Have you ever been in Melbourne and tried to poke someone in Tasmania with a lollipop stick?

Have you ever been in New York City and tried to tongue kiss somebody in New Mexico?

Have you ever...

Nicola: "Enough. We get it."

xx SF

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You should be in the gymnastics team.
Now there's a thought for the next Commonwealth Games! Naked Gymnastics with bonus points for auto felatio.

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Was this guy high?

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Just a kinky MF

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Autoanal??? Wow one learns a new thing everyday thanks for the enlightenment Chatty i've never heard of such a thing before... nor would I have considered it even possible

You mean like "Rufus" Now Im certain he could do it

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Hi Kiera. You are welcome lol. Now... whenever you learn a new word you should try to use it in regular conversation - like at grocery store, dinner table, etc. Lol...

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I will rest assured...next time I pop to Homebase Im gonna head straight for their power tools section and ask them where I can find an autoanal and how much they cost.

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I will rest assured...next time I pop to Homebase Im gonna head straight for their power tools section and ask them where I can find an autoanal and how much they cost.

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If you could do it, would it be wise to wear a condom?

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Seriously?

Wouldn't a dildo just save one hell of a lot of frustration?

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Why use a rubber replica when you can have the real thing?

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Well, if I could use my own, I probably would.

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As I usually talk through my ass, it would be like gagging myself!

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I tried the ass one, that was painful, but I used to be quite adept at sucking my cock.

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You got skills.

I have done

Both. Autofellatio was when I was younger and could stay hard forever.

Just tried auto anal this past year for the first time. It helps if you are more than a little high. I came without an erection. Would recommend. Make sure you twist the stem of your dick so it’s pointing the other way. Want to try with a bullet already in my but, so I can get prostate and penile stimulation from myself. Simultaneously.

Saw video of a guy doing it, and got inspired to try it a couple of times, even twisting it 180 as recommended. Was able to make contact with the rosebud, which felt nice, but that’s about as far as I could go.