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Has a woman ever given your penis a nickname?
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Nope. And I came up with 'paint brush' all by my brilliant self. 
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Does "OH MY GAWD!" count?
Seriously, no. Nor would I tolerate it
Seriously, no. Nor would I tolerate it
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Does "OH MY GAWD!" count?
Seriously, no. Nor would I tolerate it
What I can't nickname it? damn this virtual relationship is DOOMED *giggle*
LMAO! Since when have you needed a name?
On second thought though, I don't suppose it would really matter to me what anyone else would call it. It's not like it's going to be talking back ROFL
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Does "OH MY GAWD!" count?
Seriously, no. Nor would I tolerate it
What I can't nickname it? damn this virtual relationship is DOOMED *giggle*
LMAO! Since when have you needed a name?
On second thought though, I don't suppose it would really matter to me what anyone else would call it. It's not like it's going to be talking back ROFL
That's true lol...it might spit at me though
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Yes. (brevity is the soul of obfuscation)
I read somewhere (Joy of Sex ?) that it's a fairly common practice.
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I read somewhere (Joy of Sex ?) that it's a fairly common practice.
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Hmm, a few times actually.
One ex called it "Mr. Happy" and she would go down what she called my "happy trail" to get to "Mr. Happy". It was funny the first time, annoying the other 30 times, but the end result made me not give a flying frack what she called it.
Another called it "Mr. Spitz" once, that made me laugh.
There have been others, but I've gone blank at the moment.
One ex called it "Mr. Happy" and she would go down what she called my "happy trail" to get to "Mr. Happy". It was funny the first time, annoying the other 30 times, but the end result made me not give a flying frack what she called it.
Another called it "Mr. Spitz" once, that made me laugh.
There have been others, but I've gone blank at the moment.
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Hmm, a few times actually.
One ex called it "Mr. Happy" and she would go down what she called my "happy trail" to get to "Mr. Happy". It was funny the first time, annoying the other 30 times, but the end result made me not give a flying frack what she called it.
Another called it "Mr. Spitz" once, that made me laugh.
There have been others, but I've gone blank at the moment.
One ex called it "Mr. Happy" and she would go down what she called my "happy trail" to get to "Mr. Happy". It was funny the first time, annoying the other 30 times, but the end result made me not give a flying frack what she called it.
Another called it "Mr. Spitz" once, that made me laugh.
There have been others, but I've gone blank at the moment.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Is there an echo in here?
And no, I've never imposed that on a guy's "Mr. Happy". (cracked me up, Primal)
And no, I've never imposed that on a guy's "Mr. Happy". (cracked me up, Primal)
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Mr Naughty, Stiffy Mc Squiffy, Sniffy (this last one because I grab it and pretend it's a dog sniffing around - with a wet nose, you know !
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Hey Pete...that thing you do with the dog might fall into the category of "too much information"...but, did you ever think of combining the last two names?...How about Stiffy McSniffy? Now, that's got class...
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Red Rocket.
Wait what?...shut up sniffy!
Wait what?...shut up sniffy!
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
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Hey Pete...that thing you do with the dog might fall into the category of "too much information"...but, did you ever think of combining the last two names?...How about Stiffy McSniffy? Now, that's got class...
Alan my dear fellow, the days of me holding back are long gone - in for a penny, in for a pound I say !
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PS. I think we've covered the entire range of possibilities, the other 'arf and myself, over the years. I do seem to remember Stiffy Mc Sniffy raising his head once or twice, so to speak.
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It never acquired a name until I became a Dad then my wife decided to be cute and thought it a good way to 'protect' our daughter by naming it.3yJQzC4IJiZZ3pGV
I would love to impress you all with a virile nickname that would make all you ladies swoon with desire, however, she calls it "George". Well, he did slay a dragon!
I would love to impress you all with a virile nickname that would make all you ladies swoon with desire, however, she calls it "George". Well, he did slay a dragon!
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It never acquired a name until I became a Dad then my wife decided to be cute and thought it a good way to 'protect' our daughter by naming it.qYnJubfq6ZneMV4l
I would love to impress you all with a virile nickname that would make all you ladies swoon with desire, however, she calls it "George". Well, he did slay a dragon!
Why do I tink of dis.....
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Wow. I've nicknamed every guy I've ever been with's penis. Some of the names have been "Thunderstick", "Mjolnir" (you'd have to be a comics nerd to get that one), "Mr. Thumpy" and other various names...hubby's nickname remains a closely guarded secret as he asked me to NEVER tell anyone.
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Wow. I've nicknamed every guy I've ever been with's penis. Some of the names have been "Thunderstick", "Mjolnir" (you'd have to be a comics nerd to get that one), "Mr. Thumpy" and other various names...hubby's nickname remains a closely guarded secret as he asked me to NEVER tell anyone.
Aw crap, not a comic book nerd, but a Norse mythology nerd.... I got it. I know it as Mjöllnir though.
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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OK you all know that I am a Mommy in the real world and I have 3 sons well the middle one and I share a cell phone and I only use it if I am going out far I take it with me. ok getting to the point I am out the other day I have taken his cell phone for the day and his Girl friend txt me not knowing it was me. and asks how is her Cockzilla today that she was missing it.and I had to txt her back and let her know it was TMI for mom to know her son was a Cockzilla....LOL... I knew the kid was blessed but did I really need to know about it.
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Wow. I've nicknamed every guy I've ever been with's penis. Some of the names have been "Thunderstick", "Mjolnir" (you'd have to be a comics nerd to get that one), "Mr. Thumpy" and other various names...hubby's nickname remains a closely guarded secret as he asked me to NEVER tell anyone.
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oh, i won't say who, unless he decides to speak up on his own, but a certain gentleman on Lush is the proud owner of The Kraken, as in "Release the Kraken!" *giggles*
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Wow. I've nicknamed every guy I've ever been with's penis. Some of the names have been "Thunderstick", "Mjolnir" (you'd have to be a comics nerd to get that one), "Mr. Thumpy" and other various names...hubby's nickname remains a closely guarded secret as he asked me to NEVER tell anyone.
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oh, i won't say who, unless he decides to speak up on his own, but a certain gentleman on Lush is the proud owner of The Kraken, as in "Release the Kraken!" *giggles*
I am the proud owner of Mr. Kraken! And I'll be using that nickname for my future tag stories/poems. I remember the birth of The Kraken. I wanted to insert some silliness during a private time with Sprite. So I wrote something along the line of "Release the Kraken! Release the Kraken!" To get it out of its confinement (pants). Its a special nickname that will always belong to Sprite :)
Another random nickname was sausage. Hers was kitten and sex would be baby games. Just secret words in an old relationship to tell if one of us wanted something.