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Do guys ALWAYS have a name for their thingy ? And what is your name for yours and why?

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hmmm... I'm gonna go with Nemesis.

Thank you Wikipedia

explain please.

edit: oh my.
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no name for it but i'm open to suggestions. :P


giggles ... Jason and his "Argonaut" ???

Argonaut as in "legendary hero" .... giggles
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What's wrong with "penis" or "dick" (or equivalent in other languages)? biggrin
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No it doesn't have a name, and to be honest I've never heard of anybody naming theirs. Using cheesy words or names during sex is actually going to turn me off, anyway. Call it cock, dick, or even a pole or a rod, but please no "thingy" or "winky" or anything like that.
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giggles ... Jason and his "Argonaut" ???

Argonaut as in "legendary hero" .... giggles


I don't have a name for mine. Hayley, if you WANT to give it a name ...
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the girl i lost my virginity to called me the destroyer because even though she wasnt a virgin it hurt like amotherfucker
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My ex called it Wonka, as in Willie Wonka. It kinda stuck.
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Nope. I have the dick with no name (cue cheesy spaghetti western theme music).
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Uh...??? WTF?????? Weirdest question I've read in my whole life
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We call mine Herman
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I call him my "little friend"
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Uh...??? WTF?????? Weirdest question I've read in my whole life


Really? That is the weirdest question? You mean you don't call yours Crow the Warrior King? lol!

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crazy girl funny ... I call mine the brain I think with the most
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No, but we sometimes joke about names either from movies or that are just funny.
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And the reason would be...?! No name for it here, as it rarely even think about it, let alone refer to it, & never with anyone else around.
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Bertha.
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I was raised, mainly by my maternal grandmother.. I asked her what I should call a penis in polite society.. she said "call it his 'thingy'" .. and for six years I have .. and u r the first person of either sex to take umbrage at the word...
My gran is a grand lady in her nineties.. she has always used the word.. so shall I ... even if it is not politically correct..



I looked at this thread because I knew from the wording it would be fun. Hayley, you have obviously inherited your splendid grandmama's delicacy of wording, but have your very own sense of style and naughtiness, which should only be celebrated.

PS: I don't have a thingy nor have I ever knowingly named one...
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The "Titanic." It's huge, cruises smoothly, and sinks deep. [I made this up. I let the lady call it what she wants.] One lady I knew, who was a MILF, used to call it a "Mofo." But she was quite explicit about that word.
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I looked at this thread because I knew from the wording it would be fun. Hayley, you have obviously inherited your splendid grandmama's delicacy of wording, but have your very own sense of style and naughtiness, which should only be celebrated.

PS: I don't have a thingy nor have I ever knowingly named one...


oh u must name at least one ... it's really fun biggrin.. giggles...

I have named 5 or 6 on lush so far .. ... without touching or seeing them ... giggles... the latest was last week .. we called him 'Armstrong' .. and got a message from a guy yesterday saying he had discussed it with his wife [I know.. incredulous!!.. such is Lush] and they have called him 'XXXX'.. ... he did explain .. giggles

guys can be such fun.. giggles



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oh u must name at least one ... it's really fun biggrin.. giggles...

I have named 5 or 6 on lush so far .. ... without touching or seeing them ... giggles... the latest was last week .. we called him 'Armstrong' .. and got a message from a guy yesterday saying he had discussed it with his wife [I know.. incredulous!!.. such is Lush] and they have called him 'XXXX'.. ... he did explain .. giggles

guys can be such fun.. giggles





Hayley reading your posts is the equivalent of downing a glass (or two) of sparkly and gets me just as giggly! You are a positive tonic!

Thingy naming will become my new hobby....possibly ;)
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No, I certainly don't, although, I'm frequent in my use of euphemisms to describe my member (e.g. 'he', my other brain, etc). It's more fun to have someone else make up a nickname, within reason, but truth-be-told, nothing else seems to have quite that ring of 'hard cock'.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?

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Her's was 'Petunia', mine was 'Percy'.
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101 minutes. (You have to have seen the movie).
Shame about 'Stanley' though, he only measured about five (5) inches.
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I call mine "sir"
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Well, first off, I'm not too fond of "thingy."

I named it Cyclops for awhile (one eye? get it?) when I was young and stupid. It has been nameless since.
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Willie...yep, it's Billy's wee willie, Willie.......and, Hayley, you shock me ....lol
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My wife calls it bluntly a Cock. Being a Nursing sister she sees plenty, and in casual discussions always refers to a guys Penis as a "Huge Cock" or " Small Cock". When talking to her friends, I often hear her talking about " Sucking COCK" or sometimes to male counterparts " Tell your gal to suck your Cock".
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No name. "Hey you" works just as well as anything ;)
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I don't even call it a "thingy." But no, my penis doesn't have a (nick)name.
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I never named mine. I don't get why guys do that.