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Well thank you, I have a few funny videos on my profile. Some of them might be a little childish for some of you like the GI Joe voice overs, but i think most of em pretty dam hilarious if i do say so myself.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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I once had a friend tell me that he received the worst blow job ever from his girlfriend the night before. I find that to be somewhat of a conundrum, if I'm getting one, even if it's bad it's good.

So how do I like it? Any way i can get it, but seriously I like it when I'm sitting in a comfortable chair and she kneels between my legs so i can watch, I like a lot of eye contact as well, the moan every now and then with it in her mouth doesn't hurt either. Most important though is that there is enthusiasm.
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I once had a friend tell me that he received the worst blow job ever from his girlfriend the night before. I find that to be somewhat of a conundrum, if I'm getting one, even if it's bad it's good.


Actually back when i was in the 9th grade there was this 1 girl, and she was bad like she was real fine, and it was rumored she gave this 1 guy such a bad blow job he went soft in the middle of it. Surprising I know.
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well.. its definitely about more then the dick.. and if I repeat some previous advice without giving credit where it is due.. I apologize.

But it starts with the eyes.. and some frottage is definitely going to get things going in the right direction.. eye contact through out whenever possible..

with clothes .. without clothes.. both carry a message... saying its all about you baby... or lets get playing together.. so it depends what you are trying to say.. there are benefits to both and you can always change your mind midway

the technique... well.. here opinions differ.. I prefer plenty hand action and focus on the glans.. the shaft has fewer nerve ending.. think of it as you would think of your outer lips.. fun to play with .. but time to move on.. (but visit occasionally)

swirling motions.. in and out.. fast or slow.. choose your tempo... however the muse strikes.. you cannot really do it wrong other then being too light or not pay attention to positive reinforcers... wetness, pressure and motion are required .. suction is not ... and did I mention eye contact... the thought of a pair of innocent eyes looking it me, with my cock in her mouth is simply exquisite

now I don't know about you.. but the best part of a blow job for me.. is when you reach into the front of your panties.. and touch yourself while you blow me.. cos how turned on you are totally makes or breaks a blow job.. enthusiasm in my mind trumps technique most days...

balls are really important.. touch them.. play with them.. but be very very very gentle.. they hurt easily and pain is not recommended with a standard blow job.. for me .. some back side finger play will only enhances the pleasure.. mileage will vary.. better check gently first..

deepthroat I think is a waste of time.. and watching you gag is not a turn on... I believe it is more about show then sensation.. or maybe I just never had it done right.. would love to hear from you what is your experience with it..

when I cum.. please don't stop the motions.. its nice to swallow (but not to make faces).. its ok to aim anywhere you like.. but please don't just stop and leavet me untouched while my sperm is flying.. keep it going a little longer that moment is incredible.. some are really turned on by swallowing, some by letting it squirt on the boobs or face.. for me.. eye contact... and a happy smile.. happy purring or loving murmuring will go a long way..
It can get sensitive quickly.. so be very tuned...


now you tell me how should I reciprocate?
.. I was once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions...
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I do not even want to think about how to recipricate after that posting wow I'm still thinking about B'J's. How can I even think about what I want when I'm still thinking what you want.....................I'm in heaven very nice visual's as Runonwords would say LOL so many thoughts in my head haha wow
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stream of consciousness... smile
.. I was once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions...
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OMG Hangin....were you the guy I was blowing last week? You describe my technique almost exactly...the only difference is I do apply a lot of suction....and trust me....NO ONE has ever complained!!

Now...as for what you can do for me....I will send you a private message soon.
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Quote by TheChrisJ
Well thank you, I have a few funny videos on my profile. Some of them might be a little childish for some of you like the GI Joe voice overs, but i think most of em pretty dam hilarious if i do say so myself.


Well this one was freakin' hilarious!!

My current Dirty Talk Competition story:

His Voice

My latest micro:

Your Slutty Mouth

Help this story become famous:

The Office Whore - Part 1

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The best part of a blow job isn't even the act itself. The best part is that a woman wants you enough that she will do anything to please you. And women think the same, so remember guys, always eat her!! LOL
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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The best part of a blow job isn't even the act itself. The best part is that a woman wants you enough that she will do anything to please you. And women think the same, so remember guys, always eat her!! LOL


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How do you like it guys ?

;)


long slow wet noisy sloppy
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I get confused about blow jobs.

My husband says that letting me suck his cock is his way of showing me how much he loves me. So I go down on him every evening to check he still feels the same way about me. Judging by how hard he fucks my throat he loves me very much indeed.

Everytime he cums in my mouth he says he's so glad he married a blonde. Very romantic but I don't understand what my hair color has to do with it.


Wow! Having read that response I think I love you too. Can I show you how much?

Personally, contrary to the porno flicks, I prefer the long slow, & deep BJ, if only because it guarantees no jaw ache.
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How do you like it guys ?

;)


Believe it or not it was Sly Stalone that said it best: "Cup the balls...work the shaft baby!"
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gosh any way any how any part of a blow job is just fine and special in every way. it is enjoyable but i get even more turned on when i am giving the lady oral and she gets off and i am the one who gets to feel her body and i enjoy cuddles too. thomas
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While I give a BJ, I usually massage the scrotum just behind the ball, for soem reason this drives my man insane hee heee Lucky me!!!!!!!!
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Here is an email an ex-gf sent me about how she was going to blow me that Friday (we had not yet gotten physical, man that week dragged on FOREVER!!!):

Mmm, well.... Firstly, you wouldn't know I was going to do it until I was down there.....I'd start off by taking your shaft in my hand and holding it to my lips, then I'd lick and kiss and blow on it, just to tease you. Then I'd flick my tongue around the head clockwise, then anti-clockwise, then purse my lips together and push down on your cock, so that it popped into my mouth through a tight ring (hehe).....then I'd start to stroke the shaft slowly, applying pressure at the base, and suck gently on the head while flicking it with my tongue a few times....then, I'd slowly ease my mouth down, keeping my lips tight around your cock until it hits the back of my throat, then I'd swallow, with your cock still in my mouth..... Then I'd start to bob up and down on it, twisting my head each time my lips were around the base of the head....
And each time I went down, your cock would hit the back of my throat.... Then after a while, I'd take your cock out of my mouth and lick up and down the shaft slowly a few times, making sure to lick between your balls and then I would cup them with one hand and suck hard on the head while stroking the shaft with my other hand....and I will keep alternating until you are ready to cum and then I'd either slam my head down and make you cum go straight down my throat, or I'd bring my mouth off right at the end, so that your cum splattered my lips and cheeks and I'd rub your cum over your cock head with my lips and give give it a few strokes to milk all the cum out.....and then suck it all clean.


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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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he thinks it's better with blonds because the cum doesn't show as much.
Come to think, I like the cum to show and so does she.
The best blow jobs are the ones where she is obviously enjoying it and shows it by her smile. And the way she uses her tongue to attack your ridge/head.
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Slow and sensual....

But that's how I like sex too....none of that "Wham-bam-thank-you-mam" stuff for me...I prefer making love to fucking....

Just MHO....
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You can tell when a girl loves sucking your cock and when they are justing doing a task.

Nothing better than cumming from a blowjob and she moans from your cum and enjoys the cum.

So sexy.


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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Listen to Reggie Watts.



That's how.

That was a great video, TheChris. I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing it.
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My boy says he loves how i smile when i suck him off. And as for how much he seams to enjoy it, well lets just say... I think its worth the jaw ache. :P
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Hmm, what do you mean when you ask how do we like it? Do you mean as in how much do we enjoy a good blowjob or do you mean what position do we like to be in when receiving one or how do we like it to be given as in like being sucked or the usual just going up and down on it or giving the face fuck? Exactly what are you asking here?
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My boy says he loves how i smile when i suck him off. And as for how much he seams to enjoy it, well lets just say... I think its worth the jaw ache. :P

Good girl!
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I absolutely love getting blown. I like her on her knees against a wall or lying on a bed with her head propped up against the headboard where I can fuck her mouth or I hold her head or I work her head on me. She used to give me the most excellent suck job ever but anymore she says all that sucking gives her a bad headache so rather than cause her pain we just do it other ways. She loves sucking cock.
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I like alot of tongue action on the glans accompanied by a stroking of the shaft with a hand, and some deep throat action.
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omg....dat was funny....chris....and i like it very much BJ`s r the best ......
I Beleive IN STYLE not FASHION

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The best BJ I ever had was about two months ago by a lady who just took the glans in her mouth and worked magic on it. I came like thunder, and she swallowed every drop. It was a lesson in less is more.
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well i find watching my whole cock disappear in the girls mouth is awsome
also, girls let us guys cum on your face or in your mouth, makes it so much better
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well.. its definitely about more then the dick.. and if I repeat some previous advice without giving credit where it is due.. I apologize.

But it starts with the eyes.. and some frottage is definitely going to get things going in the right direction.. eye contact through out whenever possible..

with clothes .. without clothes.. both carry a message... saying its all about you baby... or lets get playing together.. so it depends what you are trying to say.. there are benefits to both and you can always change your mind midway

the technique... well.. here opinions differ.. I prefer plenty hand action and focus on the glans.. the shaft has fewer nerve ending.. think of it as you would think of your outer lips.. fun to play with .. but time to move on.. (but visit occasionally)

swirling motions.. in and out.. fast or slow.. choose your tempo... however the muse strikes.. you cannot really do it wrong other then being too light or not pay attention to positive reinforcers... wetness, pressure and motion are required .. suction is not ... and did I mention eye contact... the thought of a pair of innocent eyes looking it me, with my cock in her mouth is simply exquisite

now I don't know about you.. but the best part of a blow job for me.. is when you reach into the front of your panties.. and touch yourself while you blow me.. cos how turned on you are totally makes or breaks a blow job.. enthusiasm in my mind trumps technique most days...

balls are really important.. touch them.. play with them.. but be very very very gentle.. they hurt easily and pain is not recommended with a standard blow job.. for me .. some back side finger play will only enhances the pleasure.. mileage will vary.. better check gently first..

deep throat I think is a waste of time.. and watching you gag is not a turn on... I believe it is more about show then sensation.. or maybe I just never had it done right.. would love to hear from you what is your experience with it..

when I cum.. please don't stop the motions.. its nice to swallow (but not to make faces).. its ok to aim anywhere you like.. but please don't just stop and leavet me untouched while my sperm is flying.. keep it going a little longer that moment is incredible.. some are really turned on by swallowing, some by letting it squirt on the boobs or face.. for me.. eye contact... and a happy smile.. happy purring or loving murmuring will go a long way..
It can get sensitive quickly.. so be very tuned...


now you tell me how should I reciprocate?
OK hangin were are these blessed glands you talk about? and yes thank you for the whole deep throat thing it stinks I know there can not be that great a deal gagging myself for his pleasure. the worst is when a man slams your head down so hard he makes you gag on him. Men if your woman is loving enough to give you a loving and fabulous Blow job then be kind and sit back and enjoy the ride.


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