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I was curious to know whether any guys have actually tried fucking warm apple pie, or anything else for that matter? If I had a penis I would be trying everything )
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A question for the guys about the different objects you have enjoyed
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Good question smiler! Looking forward to how the guys answer this one...
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Nope, never have tried anything else.
I figure and female body has so many great spots, why do I need to go else where.
Bat
I figure and female body has so many great spots, why do I need to go else where.
Bat
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As long as you can always get a woman you'll be fine then!! lol. Seriously aren't you curious? or are you just being coy! :0)
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I have never had a problem as to need something else.
I have gone sometime with out (like 2 1/2 yrs over seas),
but thats life. I don't pay for it and don't sleep with just anyone.
As far as doing a trukey (cartoon) or a fish ( blow fish) nope.
Sheep eeewwww. And the only ass I want is behind a good pussy. (shut up, I heard that)
And I hate apple pie. Now pumpkin - no whip cream (ick).
Bat
I have gone sometime with out (like 2 1/2 yrs over seas),
but thats life. I don't pay for it and don't sleep with just anyone.
As far as doing a trukey (cartoon) or a fish ( blow fish) nope.
Sheep eeewwww. And the only ass I want is behind a good pussy. (shut up, I heard that)
And I hate apple pie. Now pumpkin - no whip cream (ick).
Bat
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ahh what a waste of opportunity guys, If I had a cock I'd be fucking everything that fit haha! sorry!! )
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Smiles
I think I speak for the overwheaming majority of guys (correct me if I'm wrong guys) when I say there is absolutley nothing like the feeling of a hot, juicy tight pussy attached to a great set of legs wrapped around your back complaining when you pull your cock out for the next thrust.
How can you compare an apple pie to the clamping tight feel of a women exercising her kegal moves on your manhood?
Like I said I do masterbate, but there is no comparison to a woman. God made that part right!
Ghost
I think I speak for the overwheaming majority of guys (correct me if I'm wrong guys) when I say there is absolutley nothing like the feeling of a hot, juicy tight pussy attached to a great set of legs wrapped around your back complaining when you pull your cock out for the next thrust.
How can you compare an apple pie to the clamping tight feel of a women exercising her kegal moves on your manhood?
Like I said I do masterbate, but there is no comparison to a woman. God made that part right!
Ghost
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Amen to that, Ghost
Bat
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I wasn't suggesting for a second that you substitute pussy for pie!! where would that leave us with demanding needs, you're alive a long time, can't you try both? I just think that everything has to be at least tried )
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Quote by smiler77
ahh what a waste of opportunity guys, If I had a cock I'd be fucking everything that fit haha! sorry!!
I have to say I am the same here. nothing other than my hands and women. However with that Idea in mind I would be too scared to try anything else. I have, as of yet, never found a spare parts store for penises and once it is damaged it may not be able to be fixed. After one blowjob with a girl who devolped lockjaw, I think I have had about all the risky behavior I can stand.
Once you pry a girls teeth from your flesh with a screwdriver and ride to the hospital you think the bad part is over but then you need to explain to a triage nurse and EVERY doctor, nurse, and orderly in the attendance that night what happened. Luckily she was in there as well or else I doubt my tail would have even been believable. 13 stitches later I must say the pain from that would never leave my mind or even let me think about sticking it somewhere it doesn't belong.
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I finally stopped laughing and am able to type. )
You have to admit that sounds rather funny. In all seriousness though, You poor thing, Being rather adventurous myself I have always had an underlying worry that I will be in need of some embarrassing medical attention myself one day.
I hope you got your own back on her!! :o)
)You have to admit that sounds rather funny. In all seriousness though, You poor thing, Being rather adventurous myself I have always had an underlying worry that I will be in need of some embarrassing medical attention myself one day.
I hope you got your own back on her!! :o)
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No I must admit that I never called her back after that. I know that is wrong in some cases but I felt it was warranted in this one. I can laugh about it now and most of my GFs get a good laugh about it when it invariably comes up, but when it happened I just couldn't believe it. I am into some pain and kinky things but at a certain point you wonder if your partner is just playing around too much or WTF is going on then the panic and shock set in and it goes way too erratic after that.
Fireman
Ghostwriter... you hit it on the nose.
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A question for the guys about the different objects you have enjoyed
Now as for the post question:
Her soft hands,
Warn heart
and oh yes
her SEX.
Bat
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I have the Apple Pie, Where are you Ghost? )
Ouch it's hot! maybe I should wait a while!
Seriously you guys!!
I was hoping for some entertaining answers, and all you've given me is how great pussy is, well I already know that! :o)
Maybe if I post the question "Can I have your opinions on the female pussy?" you might tell me what strange things you've screwed :-)
)Ouch it's hot! maybe I should wait a while!
Seriously you guys!!
I was hoping for some entertaining answers, and all you've given me is how great pussy is, well I already know that! :o)
Maybe if I post the question "Can I have your opinions on the female pussy?" you might tell me what strange things you've screwed :-)
A Professional Writer is an amateur who didn't quit"
Fireman
Quote by smiler77
I have the Apple Pie, Where are you Ghost?
Ouch it's hot! maybe I should wait a while!
Seriously you guys!!
I was hoping for some entertaining answers, and all you've given me is how great pussy is, well I already know that! :o)
Maybe if I post the question "Can I have your opinions on the female pussy?" you might tell me what strange things you've screwed :-)
Smiler,
Sorry to disappoint you, but I never screwed anything strange. A strange woman once, but never anything strange.
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Melon is great. Best to put it in the microwave for 20 seconds first before carving a hole in it.
Makes for a funny dessert when the inlaws come over.
Makes for a funny dessert when the inlaws come over.
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Plow, you wouldn't - would you?
Yep, he would.
Bat
Yep, he would.
Bat
Matriarch
Quote by mrplow
Melon is great. Best to put it in the microwave for 20 seconds first before carving a hole in it.
Makes for a funny dessert when the inlaws come over.
I think this wins the 2008 Lush Stories Forum depravity award.
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That's worse than putting the cucumber back in the fridge and pretending not to notice when your mother makes herself a cucumber sandwich!!
Lmao.
Lmao.
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Smiler, the name should be Laughter, cause that would split my side to watch.
Excellent.
Bat
Excellent.
Bat