Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
Good question smiler! Looking forward to how the guys answer this one...
Wish I could give you something to chuckle about, or raise your eyebrows. Brings a question to my mind though.....
Nope, never have tried anything else.
I figure and female body has so many great spots, why do I need to go else where.
Bat
As long as you can always get a woman you'll be fine then!! lol. Seriously aren't you curious? or are you just being coy! :0)
A Professional Writer is an amateur who didn't quit"
I have never had a problem as to need something else.
I have gone sometime with out (like 2 1/2 yrs over seas),
but thats life. I don't pay for it and don't sleep with just anyone.
As far as doing a trukey (cartoon) or a fish ( blow fish) nope.
Sheep eeewwww. And the only ass I want is behind a good pussy. (shut up, I heard that)
And I hate apple pie. Now pumpkin - no whip cream (ick).
Bat
Although I masterbate regularly I can't say as I have ever used anything like your suggesting. Between women and my own hands it's worked so far.
Smiles
I think I speak for the overwheaming majority of guys (correct me if I'm wrong guys) when I say there is absolutley nothing like the feeling of a hot, juicy tight pussy attached to a great set of legs wrapped around your back complaining when you pull your cock out for the next thrust.
How can you compare an apple pie to the clamping tight feel of a women exercising her kegal moves on your manhood?
Like I said I do masterbate, but there is no comparison to a woman. God made that part right!
Ghost
Did you get that idea from that one comedy movie?
I think Ghost is right. A real man doesn't need an inanimate object like that to get off.
I already have a sexy vixen who caters to my ever fantasy; need no "artifical sweetener".
I keep it in the same species,too.
No I must admit that I never called her back after that. I know that is wrong in some cases but I felt it was warranted in this one. I can laugh about it now and most of my GFs get a good laugh about it when it invariably comes up, but when it happened I just couldn't believe it. I am into some pain and kinky things but at a certain point you wonder if your partner is just playing around too much or WTF is going on then the panic and shock set in and it goes way too erratic after that.
The question reminds me of the guy screwing the pumpkin. Can't remember the joke but it was funny.
Ghostwriter... you hit it on the nose.
Tell you what smiler. You bake an apple pie and put it between your legs and I promise I'll ty it. (hhmmmm sounds like another story for the Taboo group, naaaa done that one already)
Plow, you wouldn't - would you?
Yep, he would.
Bat
That's worse than putting the cucumber back in the fridge and pretending not to notice when your mother makes herself a cucumber sandwich!!
Lmao.
A Professional Writer is an amateur who didn't quit"
Smiler, the name should be Laughter, cause that would split my side to watch.
Excellent.
Bat
There is no substitute for a woman's wanting mouth and the incredible heat of a woman's aching pussy. I have no desire to fuck fruits of any kind.
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