I kind-a enjoyed f*cking a 'Fruit Cake' once or twice.
She acted all 'nutty' and it made it 'Special'.
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A question for the guys about the different objects you have enjoyed
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LMAO! evryones fucked a fruitcake or 2 in their time :0)
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No kidding!
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Not sure what it means in your part of the world but in mine a fruitcake is male. And that ain't ever gonna happen!
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Not sure what it means in your part of the world but in mine a fruitcake is male. And that ain't ever gonna happen!
Normally a nutcase is someone found wanting in th mental stability department. although I have to say, that it's hard to tell straight away x
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You have to know my sweetie.
She a nut
A fruitcake
Basketcase
And she all mine.
Has to be that way, to fall for me.
And she has the voices to go with it all.
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She a nut
A fruitcake
Basketcase
And she all mine.
Has to be that way, to fall for me.
And she has the voices to go with it all.
Bat
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You have to know my sweetie.
She a nut
A fruitcake
Basketcase
And she all mine.
Has to be that way, to fall for me.
And she has the voices to go with it all.
Bat
The voices are normal aren't they!!
It made me laugh when I heard that "some" people believe the voice in their head to be god, well if that is the case, god talks very obscenely to me, and I really quite like him! haha
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Smile, just because I think that is a great question to post I will answer.
No, I have never tried anything like that. If I don't have a girl around, I have two hands.
But....
there is a kids toy that I always called a water snake <http://www.starmagic.com/WATER-TUBES.html> that would probably feel kind of interesting. If I ever find one of those I will fuck it just for you and let you know if it was worth it.
No, I have never tried anything like that. If I don't have a girl around, I have two hands.
But....
there is a kids toy that I always called a water snake <http://www.starmagic.com/WATER-TUBES.html> that would probably feel kind of interesting. If I ever find one of those I will fuck it just for you and let you know if it was worth it.
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Excellent!! Haha! those things feel weird. I'm sure it'll feel good! ;-)
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Smile, just because I think that is a great question to post I will answer.
No, I have never tried anything like that. If I don't have a girl around, I have two hands.
But....
there is a kids toy that I always called a water snake <http://www.starmagic.com/WATER-TUBES.html> that would probably feel kind of interesting. If I ever find one of those I will fuck it just for you and let you know if it was worth it.
Now that I think of it, I guess you girls could use that too. Just squeeze on one end and let it slip in.
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ahh what a waste of opportunity guys, If I had a cock I'd be fucking everything that fit haha! sorry!!)
I don't know about that. That's like saying if I had a pussy I would be getting fucked by everyone and everything that fit. Let's take the pie, though, and examine it:
Hot? Yes, the wet, hot sensation would feel divine.
Open? That's a killer, there. A good insertion needs pressure. Fucking a place of confinement, of structure, is the key, hence the beauty of the three entry points of a woman. It puts a pie way down my list.
However..smiles, you are a woman to keep an eye on...okay, two eyes...maybe my hands, lips, etc.
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Okay,(cracks knuckles) where do I begin? I've used various things to get off. Laying face down on a vibrating part of a back massager is quite good. You have to adjust yourself just right to allow for (cough) expansion, but one of the best masturbation orgasams I've had.
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Now there's the honestly I've been looking for )
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Well smilier, before i had sex it was only my hand, then after loosing my virginity it was still only my hand , sorry i wasn't a real adventuist. just had more sex on my mind.zu4ld5LyLJl25X6N
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Glad I could help. If you have anymore questions, I'll be more than happy to answer them. ;)
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I think this wins the 2008 Lush Stories Forum depravity award.
Where's my prize?
I made it up, no, really.
Ok, maybe I tried it just the once. Or twice. You can decide.
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I was curious to know whether any guys have actually tried fucking warm apple pie, or anything else for that matter? If I had a penis I would be trying everything
ROFL. Yep! You're in touch with your Inner Man.
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hey smiler i have asked the same question to my close friend after watching American Pie.
And he said ''Yanks might do, but i don't'' lol.
Hey no offence yankees. Oops again.RFgrMjzWGsjeyK1P
And he said ''Yanks might do, but i don't'' lol.
Hey no offence yankees. Oops again.RFgrMjzWGsjeyK1P
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hey smiler i have asked the same question to my close friend after watching American Pie.
And he said ''Yanks might do, but i don't'' lol.
Hey no offence yankees. Oops again.ngfAtckacFLAJOF6
Well apparently they don't do it either
)I was hoping to at least find one that did. haha
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Methinks the pie incident was written into the movie just to get a laugh.
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Methinks the pie incident was written into the movie just to get a laugh.
The first few seconds made me laugh ....
http://www.redtube.com/20370
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Made me laugh too DB. If it were really his partner, she'd have blown a gasket I'm sure.
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http://www.redtube.com/20370
My, my, much better than a pie!
I have to say, she had a great boob job.
My, my, much better than a pie!
I have to say, she had a great boob job.
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oh yuck those boobs were nasty........LOL!
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First post nerves .......
Hi all.
I've done 4 vibrators, 2 elastic bands and a load of baby oil. First time with a willing assistant, her idea actually, but I enjoyed it that much I've done it on my own. One of the vibes was a g spot jobbie .... worked great for me/
Hi all.
I've done 4 vibrators, 2 elastic bands and a load of baby oil. First time with a willing assistant, her idea actually, but I enjoyed it that much I've done it on my own. One of the vibes was a g spot jobbie .... worked great for me/
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Hi 3FP! No need to have any nerves here. We don't eat our young.
Glad to have you here.
If you're not embarrasses to talk about it. I don't get the elastic band part. How's that work?
Glad to have you here.
If you're not embarrasses to talk about it. I don't get the elastic band part. How's that work?
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Hi & thanks chefkathleen.
Well .... she had the hump cuz guys always want to use toys on girls ...... so on searching we found 4 vibros (she knew exactlt where they were) and she tried to to wank me off with them sort of all running up the length of my cock, forming a circle round it ? she couldn't control them all at the same time so I jokingly suggested rubber bands ..... bizarre I know but if you ladies can enjoy 'em ...... if you can't beat 'em .... join 'em
Well .... she had the hump cuz guys always want to use toys on girls ...... so on searching we found 4 vibros (she knew exactlt where they were) and she tried to to wank me off with them sort of all running up the length of my cock, forming a circle round it ? she couldn't control them all at the same time so I jokingly suggested rubber bands ..... bizarre I know but if you ladies can enjoy 'em ...... if you can't beat 'em .... join 'em
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Wow that is something! What a mental picture that gives ya. LOL
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Try one of those vibrating cockrings next time you're "on the job", Pete.